Name: An Ex-Muslim Problem - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-07-19T13:39:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'An Ex-Muslim Problem - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-19. Transcript available. An ex-Muslim writes in to Bill Burr.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'An Ex-Muslim Problem - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-19. Transcript available. An ex-Muslim writes in to Bill Burr.

all right an ex-muslim problem no jesus hello bill hello bill hello newman um i
watched every
stand-up you've done you've had online and been a long-time fan well thank you
although i didn't
pay attention to the podcast till you took mushrooms okay i'm a kurdish man
born in musi
iraq i hope i said that right i grow up i grew up during the the war and saw a
lot of death i got
used to death at the age of 9 to 12. is that the saddest fucking thing that was
his childhood
because these banker cunts and these oil companies it's fucking ridiculous
fucking ridiculous it always comes down to those two fucking energy and money
comes down to those two fucking cunts no matter where it is no matter where it
is
um anyway one of our neighbor uh that was an officer died during the war they
brought his
body in a truck wrapped up with a blanket that was exactly like mine at night i
couldn't sleep
and think about him and death i was taught to never question god but i was
questioning god that night to
the things that are happening yeah that's a totally normal when you see what
human beings can do to
other human beings shit if you see what animals do to some other animals like
why are there komodo dragons
you know i understand they got to kill to eat why can't they just kill them
they start eating them
before they're even dead i mean it's just like fucking ridiculous um it was the
most terrifying time
of my life because i thought god is going to kill me for thinking this way
well welcome to organized religion but obviously nothing happened i stopped
questioning god or religion
until isis came along uh when yezidis got attacked by it says is i-s i don't
know if that's isis or what
in 2014 they got kicked out of their homes and kid and kidnapped their girls
and women to be served as
slaves to members to is members i went to sinjar mountain to help them while
they were coming down
from the mountain an old woman run down to an officer jumped on his feet
kissing and kowtowing begging him
to bring her granddaughter back from is that was the moment i lost my religion
and the idea of god
i couldn't live there anymore so i moved to sweden jesus christ this is a
fucking heavy email
my family doesn't know that i'm not a religious person anymore if i did tell
them they would never talk
to me but it's fine for them not to know that's the smartest thing to do so my
problem is that i've
fallen in love with a kurdish girl that is religious i did tell her that i am
not religious because
she deserves to know she cried for two days and then told me she's okay with it
i guess she's hoping
that i'll change my mind in the future which i'm very sure that i won't every
time i remind her that
i'm not religion religious person she just ignores it uh i always thought that
love is a silly thing
that doesn't exist till i meet her till i met her uh we are engaged now we've
talked about kids recently
i told her that i do not want kids to grow up with any religious ideas but she
thinks there'll be
monsters if we did that i'm okay with her being religious but i'm definitely
not okay with my kids
growing up on those idea love is strong but not strong enough to choose your
life partner
uh we've been we've knowing each other for over three years now that's the end
of the email
yeah you need to work that out before you marry her um but you know you're
allowed to think what
you think and she's allowed to think what she thinks you know if she's if it
works for her it works
for her and but i definitely i 100 see when i see what people do to other
people
um yeah i just don't like the capability of fucking evil is just i don't get it
i don't get it i think
if there is a god that made us he or she could have done a lot better fucking
job