Name: Plumbing and Yoga - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-07-21T12:10:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Plumbing and Yoga - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-21. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about plumbing and yoga.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Plumbing and Yoga - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-21. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about plumbing and yoga.

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
april 5th 2021 what's going on how are you how's it going with you are you
hanging in there are you
a reasonably intelligent person just being inundated with the stupidity that is
all of this
fucking media that's coming at you now it really is uh it really is something
to behold you know i
started my day today right i woke up this morning and i was laying in the bed
you know we got all
our plumbing issues fixed but now you know there's some plunger in the back of
the fucking toilet it
never ends it never ends but you know i got uh i got all new pipes in the house
i think so at least
coming out of the house it's all good we called rhodo rooter that's the name
and your money goes
down the fucking drain but it continues out to the street and heads on out i
got a 20-year guarantee
that i can get on the fucking dumper and drop a fucking deuce and it's gonna go
down the fucking
street until i'm 72 right that's it that's right 20 years i'm gonna be 72 that's
how quick
it goes it's crazy george carlin died at 71 fucking nuts what a privilege it
would be to live
a year longer than that great man and still be dropping a deuce in my fucking
bathroom and it
actually goes down the fucking street that would be great because i'm the crazy
old guy on my block
because i ain't ever leaving i got too much money in this fucking house now um
anyway so i woke up
right this morning to my daughter telling me like the uh you know i need
because what happened was the
flapper on the back of the toilet the guy adjusted the fucking chain because
not enough water was
flowing down or whatever and now the flapper is a little bit off so the toilet's
running all night
so i shut the fucking thing off so she didn't have to listen to it right and
then she comes in says she
needs to use the bath tiger fucking you know i gotta go in there and then
handle that shit right i gotta
handle all of that shit and then i'm like it doesn't need a new flapper it
needs it needs you adjusted
the chain and now the fucking flapper is not covering the hole completely but
then if you adjust it if you
adjust it back there's not enough water coming down from the tank to do what
the fuck it needs to do to
get everything going out to the fucking street that i just paid a zillion
fucking dollars for
but you know that's the old me i don't get i don't you know i flip out but then
i just say out
loud a guy you know i don't want to get mad about this okay because i am a yoga
douche now i've done
yoga four times in the last i don't know say like 10 days you know namaste how's
it going i think
that's how you say hello when you walk into but you say namaste in the end you
know what i mean
you appropriate a little bit of the culture you know you do some some sort of
fucking little prayer
hand thing you know