Name: Is Golf Really a Sport? - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-02T09:08:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Golf Really a Sport? - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about whether or not Golf is really a sport.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Golf Really a Sport? - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about whether or not Golf is really a sport.

i don't know i'm kind of looking at that i kind of look at like the way that i
look at like golf
how golf so many of the people that play it are just not athletes so this idea
of how difficult
the game is obviously playing it at the level that these guys at the masters
are playing it
which i'll get into in a minute i'm really enjoying watching that this year
playing at a
pro level is fucking incredible you know you know being a scratch golfer is
incredible but all those
people that are trying to break 100 break 90 break 80 it's just like what
sports have you excelled in
there's so many people out there like people who suck at sports are not going
to go down to venice
beach and get in a pickup basketball game they're not going to play touch
football then they just they
don't play sports but this the thing about golf i know i've said this is people
are there because
they they're in an unhappy marriage they're there because they want to make
connections
you know and they buy the whole stupid outfit and and that's what this golf is
the only fucking sport
where they literally change the equipment to try and they adjust the equipment
to how bad a golfer you
are if you have a hook or a slice they will give you a club where you don't
have to change your
fucking swing the club does it for you and as i've maintained during all of my
rants about golf
is that they have not redesigned the football you know so someone who can't
throw the thing can now
throw a fucking tight spiral that's my thing you'll hit it longer and straighter
with this club face
i don't have to do any work myself nope nothing let the club do it for you um
i this goes back to the virus thing where i just think that those fucking
people are dragging the
curve down so um i'm anticipating i'm gonna feel like a little bit under the
weather but other than
that i think i'm gonna be fine and uh my wife's already giving me shit because
i'm she goes okay
now you you're getting the shot today so on monday you can't do anything so i'm
like fine i'd love to
have a day off great and i go i really think i'm gonna be fine i go you know i
really just think a lot
of people they're just fucking pussies like anything that fucking happens it is
it's just like chicken
little like the fucking sky's falling right and she's just immediately going
like you know bill
you know a lot of people they're different they're just not wired the way you're
wired
and then i realized like that she hasn't gotten her second shot yet so by me
saying that i'm putting
pressure on her to not be like whining the next day so i was like all right i
get it i get it all right
sorry you know what's gonna happen i bet i bet she doesn't get sick at all and
i bet i'm gonna be
going like oh my god you gotta take me to the hospital um so anyway that's that's
what i'm up to