Name: Sheeple and the Mask Hysteria - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-02T09:49:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sheeple and the Mask Hysteria - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about sheeple and the mask hysteria.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sheeple and the Mask Hysteria - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about sheeple and the mask hysteria.

um so anyway that's that's what i'm up to uh i did a couple of really really
fun shows i did a show
uh in a parking lot outside of a gym because that's where we're at as we wait
for people
the smart people to go out and get vaccinated or the sheeple as the people uh
as they say
on the internet that listen they don't listen to doctors but they listen to
their friend who
googled something on the internet like the internet is like you know there's no
rules of libel or
slander on the internet you can post whatever you want and say that it's true
just know that
it's probably not a good place to go to get information
um yeah the next thing you know you're dressed like a buffalo and you're
running into the capital
with no shirt on and you're face painted like that's what happens when you go
on the internet
and if you start googling shit that can that can happen to you you know and i'm
not shitting on
that guy that guy came so close to being a face on our money for the next 200
fucking years he was
right fucking there and then it all fell apart so you gotta tip your fucking
buffalo hat to him
for for having the balls to go after a dream i never get mad at that
um anyway so and then the next night i went down and i returned to that i didn't
even know it was
the same gig because they said it was hermosa beach if they said seal beach i'd
be like wait a minute is
this this same fucking place um that i went i you know a while back where they
were like yeah we don't
have covid down here because of the sea breeze or whatever the fuck they were
saying uh and i went
down there it was the same fucking place but i didn't run into that lady
um but everybody this time down there was wearing masks which was cool
you know there was still the people that like i just don't get the person who
wears the mask and
then like goes to talk to you pulls the mask down when they go to talk and leans
towards you it's just
like how fucking dumb oh just take the mask off you fucking dope fucking dopes
and i'm also seeing a
lot of people like they got one shot and now they're like yeah i've been
vaccinated or people just saying
i've been vaccinated and they're just walking around without a fucking mask on
it's just like the level
of fucking selfish fucking behavior it's just it's just fucking unbelievable it's
um it's um i will never
get over uh just like all it took to derail everybody who walks around talks
about how tough
they are is that they had to put on a mask and they just couldn't fucking do it
i mean i'm breathing
my own breath it's dangerous acting like it was carbon monoxide acting like no
oxygen was getting in
there and you're gonna pass out it's like no you didn't want to do it because
it was inconvenient to
you because you are an individual you know while they all go support the troops
america love it or
leave it and all that and then the pandemic happens and it's all just like this
is all about me i love
that all these fucking red state cunts started fucking acting like lefty
celebrities they got their
own fucking sitcom i am not coming out of my dressing room until everything all
of my demands are met
did you see that douchebag they told him put a mask on in a store and he had
like a gallon of milk and he
fucking spiked it like gronkowski in the store and walked out literally like a
fucking two-year-old
because he couldn't wear a mask for fucking 11 minutes to go in and shop for
groceries
un-fucking-believable we'll never never never fucking get i shouldn't just put
that on people
in red states because i saw a lot of blueys out here doing the same fucking
thing however i did want
to talk about this as far as like uh because this thing i'm gonna get my
fucking vaccine second one
today and then you know technically i think after a couple weeks like i won't
have to wear a mask but
i'll still wear one just to not make other people uncomfortable thinking i'm
just some fucking
mouth-breathing dope breathing all over um all right that's what a hero i am
look at me building
myself up it's easy thing to do when you do your podcast without a guest you
know and you don't get
questioned um all right so plowing ahead here uh so i did the second show at
hermosa which was great
there was like three people that were like you know john bonham leveled drunk
in the crowd and they were
running their yaps which is a little was a little annoying but the payoff came
in the end when one of
them literally did a face plant in the front row it was awesome and he was he
went down and it took in like
i couldn't see i couldn't see him hit because the way the stage was he just
disappeared he was right in
the front row just fell down i saw it out of the corner of my eye and then i
looked at the sober
people in that section those poor people who were trying to listen to my act
instead of this idiot
commenting on everything i was saying and i was like did he just fall down and
they just go like
yeah he did and then like it took i swear to god it took like 40 seconds before
he resurfaced
and he had his hand his hand he's trying to push himself back up on the chair
and i was saying i was
always a fan of the three stooges so it was worth it he was a harmless guy he
was a nice guy he just was
fucking shit-faced and you know what it was friday night on a beach and i was
performing outside so
you know what are you gonna do right what are you gonna do