Name: Your Desire to Stay Fit Is Privilege - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-10T12:43:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Your Desire to Stay Fit Is Privilege - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Your Desire to Stay Fit Is Privilege - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-10. Transcript available.

Your desire to stay fit is privilege.
Oh God, oh please, please, with your flat screen TV,
tell me how privileged my flat screen thing is.
Oh God, are they going to say the obvious thing
that in starving countries, that just getting nutrition,
this is going to, oh my God,
I'm going to really have to grit my teeth through this.
Dear Bill, I'm writing to inform you
that your journey to fitness is racist and privilege laden.
Oh, I thought it was because I was an old dad
and I had a responsibility that I was going to bring kids
into the world in late life as I did
to stick around long enough to raise them
so they're not bad people.
The ability to be a specific form or size
is inherently determined by what you find
attractive in yourself.
Well, I'm not smart enough for that sentence.
Let me try to slow down.
The ability to be a specific form or size
is inherently determined by what you find attractive in yourself.
I suppose you've dated women from cold countries
that require weight for survival.
Well, I grew up on the East Coast and we had Nor'easters.
It's easy with the colonial perspective you have,
oh God, here's all the buzzwords,
the colonial perspective you have to not see this.
Oh, well, thank you for squeegeeing my third eye, oh genius.
You wouldn't last in the tundra where my grandparents grew up.
They were not skinny Germans like yourself.
They were strong and had pride.
Oh, wait a second.
So are you saying Germans aren't strong and don't have pride?
Now, didn't you call me racist earlier?
When you mentioned being bald as a negative feature,
you were insulting the very weak genes your race has.
Look at this.
This is the classic woke liberal being reversed.
Well, not everybody who's German is bald, you fucking moron.
It's called having a sense of humor about yourself.
Please consider this and make changes to your life accordingly.
Oh my God.
I mean, that has just stuck the landing for fucking pompous,
impressed with yourself, liberal bullshit.
Yeah, well.
All right.
Wow.
Wow.
That was a clap of thunder, wasn't it?
Okay.
Anyway.
Yeah, I'm sure that's why they survived up there
because they were fat fucks acting like they're fucking walruses.
I think dressing warmly, you know,
and not putting all that extra burden on your heart
is probably a better way to survive.
But evidently, yeah.
I'm not a fat fuck because I can't stop eating cookies.
I'm just trying to stay warm.
All right.
Yeah, that was mind-blowing.
Advice.
Please consider this and make changes to your life accordingly.
Oh my God.
I mean, just like...
The fucking...
I am a lefty and I cannot fucking believe...
Maybe it always existed just under the surface
and that's what the people...
The red side was always pointing out.
But I guess the left has always been really fucking self-congratulatory.
No, but the right does it too.
If you ever listen to Ted Nugent,
there's another tip from your old Uncle Ted.
Like, yes, the whole fucking thing figured out.
What a way to go through life.
I always thought I consciously said how fucking stupid I am into this.
That's how I thought I was.
Maybe someday I could reach this person's...
level of fucking, I don't know what, wokeness?
I don't even know what that was.
That's just one of those things, you know,
when you run into a person like that,
you say, yeah, you just...
The best thing, you just agree with them.
Oh, okay.
Is that how it works?
Okay.
Just let them walk off feeling like they did something.