Name: White Girlfriend's Interracial Child Is Spoiled Rotten - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-11T04:21:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'White Girlfriend's Interracial Child Is Spoiled Rotten - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'White Girlfriend's Interracial Child Is Spoiled Rotten - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-11. Transcript available.

Advice. Hey, Bill, fucking love your podcast, bro.
Been a fan for years through your stand-ups and movies, etc.
I have an issue, Bill. I myself am black and am dating a white woman.
Oh, Jesus. Why would you do that? Who has an interracial child?
Parentheses, not a problem.
Okay, the problem is the way her kid behaves.
I was just fucking with the white chick thing, by the way.
Okay, the problem is the way her kid behaves.
I was brought up in the whoop your kid era that we as a society have forgotten.
Yeah, I don't think you want to do that.
You don't do that.
The kid is four and seems to get away with murder.
Talking back, acting out, the whole nine, you know.
I really like this woman, but she seems to get upset when I mention anything
about her kid's behavior.
Like it's normal or some shit.
I wasn't brought up that way, so his behavior bothers me.
Just thinking about his behavior is bothering me, too.
So should I stick it out and just deal with it, or should I say fuck that and
move on?
Thanks for listening and stay funny.
Hope I hear this on your podcast, you ginger bastard.
I say you say fuck it and move on.
Because if I think you really had feelings for this woman, that would have come
up.
And you would have said, you know, I really like this person.
I love her.
I'm really into her.
This is just something that I'm just worried is going to be...
You didn't say any of that.
You're just like, yeah, I'm dating this white broad.
She's got an interracial kid.
Not a problem.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, but as far as if you do decide to stick around, okay, you don't need to
hit kids.
You should never hit kids.
That's not a good way to do it.
You just have to remember the kid's four and can't reach the food.
So you have all the power.
All right?
I'm not saying starve them either.
I'm just using that as an example that you are totally controlling the
environment.
But if you're dealing with this woman who you, you know, sounds like you're
having a good time banging her, but I don't see like you're into her.
But if it moves on to another level, then at the very least, the kid has to
respect you.
And you can do that without raising your voice.
You can do that without inflicting pain.
You can do it without starving them.
But you just don't tolerate it.
Like, you know, when they start whining and crying, you just, you don't even
address it.
Let them have that little hissy fit.
Flip out and then whatever they hissy fitting and flipping out about, you still
don't give them.
And then just say to them, like, why would I give you whatever they love you?
I don't want an ice cream.
Why would I give you ice cream after you just behave like that?
Because I want it!
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're never going to get ice cream when you behave like that.
And that's how it is.
Now, you can go deal with that now and go flip out and throw yourself on the
couch.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay?
You're not strong enough to open the fridge.
So, you're not getting it until you behave the way you need to be behaving.
So, that's what I do if you stick around.
But, I mean, just the way you wrote about her, I would move on.