Name: Karen Cutting In Line and My 2nd Pfizer Shot - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-16T02:07:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Karen Cutting In Line and My 2nd Pfizer Shot - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Karen Cutting In Line and My 2nd Pfizer Shot - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-16. Transcript available.

hey what's up you know if you ever if you're a uh a normal listener what is
normal i don't need
somebody shut the fuck up sorry i got those fucking people's voices in my head
now what is
who are you to hit kind of um if you're a normal listener a regular listener of
this podcast on
monday or on sunday i told you that i i i done told you that i was recording
the podcast
because because because because because i was getting my second vaccine shot
wow i was getting my second vaccine shot
um of unzafizer
um and that was the one that everybody said man you take that thing i'm the
first one
you got that second one you'll be all fucked up right so i did the usual thing
i'm like you know
these fucking people live fucking pussies they're probably exaggerating you
know you know people
oh my god i'm starving oh my god oh my god i had the worst day right you know
there is an element of that
right so anyway so i do the podcast because you know i didn't want to be all
fucking uh billy clam cakes
over here all fucking sweaty and shit trying to do a fucking podcast because i
respect my audience
all right i respect you cunts okay so
anyway sunday tree turdy i go over to a cvs
and uh i fucking go in there the lady who checks me in is cool as shit she
tells me to go stand in aisle 11 or some shit so i stand there and as always as
always when you're standing in line what comes that fucking person that acts
like they don't see the line they're standing to the side it was a chick right
and she was standing just to my side a little in front of me didn't look down
the aisle just standing there so i'm just sitting there you know really been
working on the temper
the lady who checks me in is cool as shit she tells me to go stand in aisle 11
or some shit so i stand there and as always as always when you're standing in
line what comes that fucking person that acts like they don't see the line they're
standing to the side
it was a chick right and she was standing just to my side a little in front of
me didn't look down the aisle just standing there
so i'm just sitting there you know really been working on the temper as always
so i'm just like if this
bitch thinks she's gonna get in front of me uh it ain't happening so what i did
was i just out
passive aggressive to her like she was one step in front of me i said okay i
see you're one step in
front of me and i want to put you behind me and she glanced over me and i
looked right at her
all right and that was the old fucking emotional right there fred shut the fuck
up and so i went up
checked in was all good and then i i turned and i looked at the person behind
me and made sure that
they stepped up but then the last person the third person in line was sort of a
wishy-washy you know
i don't like confrontation and that fucking bitch cut in front of her i should
have said ma'am the line's
back here aisle 11 for this window stupid fucking and it was funny was then we
lined up to get the vaccine and
and i saw when she walked over she saw the line she was like yeah so these
fucking doctors are gonna
save your fucking life you stupid fucker or or help you go back to work or
fucking save your
grandparents life for something you fucking idiot right then there was like
three of us there you
sit down hey how's it going which arm do you want it in and it's over so they
um give me the second shot
and i'm like all right somebody told me you know to get some tylenol take a
couple of tylenol a few
hours later whatever you should be good so i got that i got some toothpaste for
the family uh what
else did i get i don't know what else i got and then i got in the car and uh i
was like all right here
we go what's gonna happen how sick am i gonna get right and you know seven it
was like 3 30 by 7 30
eight o'clock that night i still felt fine or i bought some gatorade so i was
drinking gatorade
i took the two tylenols i was drinking water you know my piss was clear right i
was hydrated
and uh i fucking you know i went to bed i went to bed and um still felt fine
and then i woke up at
four in the morning i think out of nervousness to be like am i sick yet and i
still felt fine right
and i heard it was if you 12 to 17 hours right so at that point it was four in
the morning i was like
all right okay so i'm a half hour into the zone where i'm supposed to be
getting sick
if i'm gonna get sick it's gonna be right around the time i gotta get the kids
to school and all of
that shit and uh that time rolled around and i was fine and i was like oh shit
i didn't get sick
i knew i was tougher than these fucking people
right then i talked to one of my buddies and he goes oh yeah he goes i got i
got the phaser
he goes i got mine at 3 30 in the afternoon too he goes right around noon the
next day i got sick and
i was like what the fuck that's past 17 hours so i looked it up online and it
said you can have
side effects anywhere from 24 to 48 hours later and i was like oh what the fuck
so wouldn't you know
right around 11 i started feeling a little weird right didn't feel sick but i
felt a little weird
i was like what the fuck's going on here heads that you know that feeling right
before you're going to
get sick of oh no right so i took another couple time on two two the day before
i took two the next day
and i felt weird for about 90 minutes to two hours and then it just went away
and then i could kind
of feel like all right whatever the fuck was going to happen i'm already on the
other side of it i kind
of just knew i didn't want to talk too much shit and uh that's all that
happened that's all that happened
i didn't get sick at all so um i'm also you know i never had covid and i'm also
sober as a
fucking church mouse these days like i'm not doing anything other than my
stupid milkshakes or malts
on the fucking weekend i have one of those and i'm eating pretty good and i was
getting plenty of sleep so there you go