Name: Angels of Fenway by James Taylor - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-18T13:15:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Angels of Fenway by James Taylor - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Angels of Fenway by James Taylor - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-18. Transcript available.

All right, Angels of Fenway.
Hey, saggy tits.
I just listened to the latest episode of the Thursday afternoon just before
Friday, Monday morning podcast.
And since you got sentimental about being back in Boston and sitting by the
ocean, I thought I'd send you a song recommendation.
You probably know this, but in case you don't, check out James Taylor's Angels
of Fenway.
I don't know this.
It would be interesting to hear what you think.
I heard you making fun of James Taylor a few times.
I made fun.
I make fun.
Dude, there's so much shit I make fun of that I actually like.
Okay.
You know, I like the Carpenters, but, you know, rainy days and Mondays always
get me down.
I'm going to make fun of that song, but I also, and when I hear it, I go back
to riding in the back of a station wagon in the 70s.
So there's part of me that likes it.
I like James Taylor.
Um, I also like making fun of him.
I also like that blacktop movie that he made.
Whatever the fuck it was called.
I forget.
Um, aren't.
So anyway, so you open up a diet fan.
So open up a diet fan.
Sit down by the ocean and give it a listen.
Love your comedy and podcast.
Please keep doing what you're doing.
All the best from Germany.
Well, that's pretty random.
Somebody from Germany would know all of that stuff.
Maybe it's a military guy.
Maybe it's a military guy there.
You mean one of the troops?
One of the heroes?
Uh, let's see.
Let's listen to James Taylor.
Angels of Fenway.
I can already tell you right now.
I'm already getting uncomfortable just with the name of it.
But that has to do with me and my childhood more.
More than James Taylor.
Angels of Fenway.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Here we go.
Let's see how far into this song I can get.
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
That is the Red Sox version of like those 9-11 songs that all those country
guys wrote.
You know what I mean?
Uncle Sam's gonna put a boot in your ass.
Now, I'm not saying that the person who wrote that song's heart wasn't in the
right place.
But to, you know, to just sort of capitalize on that.
And I know you donated the money to the fucking ambulance drivers and the
firefighters and all that shit.
But you also got your big mug put right in the middle of the fucking footage.
And country music stars responding to the horrors that we saw last week.
This is a fucking whatever.
You know, fucking Colt McRanch face.
His fucking terrorism band.
We don't like it.
American flag.
Yeah.
Sing it with me.
Put down your fry dough and sing it with me.
Sorry.
You know, that tragedy, it happened to all of us.
And everybody has a right to react.
You can be silent.
You can use your voice.
You can be creative.
It's okay to be angry.
It's okay to cry.
Whenever I hear people say stuff like that, I just think to them like, how
fucked up are you?
That's the one question I want to ask.
On a scale of 1 to 10, emotionally, how fucked up are you?
That you feel that you need to take care of the world.
And your ego is telling you that you have the ability to do it.
What happened to you?
How much were you beaten down as a child that your ego now tells you like, I
need to speak on this.
I need to say something.
And when I say something, I'm going to say something that's already been said.
And I'll just combine it.
Be brave.
Be courageous.
Be original.
Not really.
Just say the things that you say.
Thoughts and prayers with the families.
During this difficult time.
People, if you need help, know that there's help out there.
I love people have, there's literally sound bites to say.
When somebody kills themselves.
When there's a tragedy.
You know, it's like you didn't even take enough time to write something
original.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Hold your children a little closer tonight.
It's just like, you're going with stock lines.
What about this tragedy said to you that it wasn't unique enough or painful
enough for you to come up with something original?
I'm being a douche this week.
All right, everybody.
That is the podcast.
Go fuck yourselves.
I'll check in on you on Thursday.
I'm going to fucking hang out and watch the fucking Yankees and Red Sox.
They got a doubleheader tomorrow.
And then they got Wednesday.
Oh, and I got a big special guest for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,
Monday morning podcast.
And that in show business is known as a teaser.
Wait, it's known as a teaser.
All right.
That's the podcast, everybody.
All right.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Stay safe.
Help each other.
Pour some ice over your head.
Do the things that you need to do that you'd want to be done to others if they
were you while you were being brave and, you know, looking up at the sky and
just being present.
Okay, I'll see you.