Name: Tiger Kills Teen at San Francisco Zoo - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-19T13:38:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tiger Kills Teen at San Francisco Zoo - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tiger Kills Teen at San Francisco Zoo - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-19. Transcript available.

You ever see that shit at the zoo when they build like a one of those enclosures
for like
a leopard or a lion and they think that it can't get out and then one day they
realize
like oh it can get out it was just never mad enough to want to get out and
somebody goes
to the zoo and they start fucking with the thing and you know once a cat a big
cat just
decides you know what I believe I have to kill you there is nothing anybody can
do unless
they're sitting there with a giant fucking gun and they're a good shot.
Did you ever hear that story those kids were taunting that fucking tiger was it
in San Francisco?
I don't know what they were saying I don't know if they were fucking you know
if the tiger
was woke and he didn't like their politics. Let's see. Kids taught. How do you
spell taught?
You don't spell it like that. Kids taught tiger San Francisco.
Tiger that mauled three teens at San Francisco.
Did the tiger get a little teardrop tattoo before they killed it?
The tiger that mauled three teens at San Francisco Zoo appears to have been
provoked.
This was 10 years ago.
A female Siberian tiger killed in a hail of police gunfighter after fatally mauling
a man
at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day 2007 likely was provoked into leaping
and clawing out of its
enclosure a federal investigator said in the documents obtained by the Associated
Press.
First of all can we just stop for a second and just realize the story that
those police officers have
for the rest of their lives you know when they retire I was a police officer.
Oh were you? And somebody tries to tell some crazy story. I had this perp you
know he rolled up on
him four in the morning stealing a car stereo. That's a fucking 80s thing to do
but whatever.
You know got into a gun battle. Oh yeah? Is that what you did? I took my Glock
out and I killed a
fucking tiger.
After it mauled three people at the zoo. All right. The tiger named Tatiana
killed 17 year old
I'm not going to say the person's name and injured his friends
brothers
oh two brothers that were with him leaving claw marks etched
in the asphalt and claw fragments in the bushes of its pen.
claw marks were also discovered near the top of the enclosure which was lower
than federal safety
standards dictate showing that the big cat was able to get enough leverage to
pull itself out.
I bet that tiger was working out at night when none of the fucking zookeepers
were looking
doing fucking pull-ups in the human flag. It appears the tiger was able to jump
from the
bottom of the dry moat to the top of the wall and gain enough pressure over the
top to pull herself
out over the moat wall.
With my knowledge of tiger behavior I cannot imagine
a tiger trying to jump out of its enclosure unless it was provoked.
Yeah I remember reading about this story and this fucking tiger got out of this
thing
and there was all these innocent people who didn't do shit to the tiger and
they were like oh my god
oh my you know screaming bloody murder and the tiger ran by all of them
trying to find this specific kid like this had nothing to do with any of your
use all right he came
back like fucking like the gunslinger when he walks into the saloon and
everybody knows there's going
to be a gunfight and all the regular people that churn butter and just fucking
plow the fields behind
oxen all stand up slowly and back out of the fucking bar until it's just the
badass loner
and the fucking piece of shit that did him wrong that's what happened at that
zoo except instead of
Clint Eastwood or Charles Bronson it was a tiger it's fucking ridiculous that
they had to kill the
tiger they should have been yelling at those kids well see that that's why you
don't fuck with the tiger
All right, sorry.