Name: Wendy's Story Slander - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-19T15:18:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wendy's Story Slander - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-19. Transcript available. A listener writes in about Bill's recent visit to Wendy's.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wendy's Story Slander - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-19. Transcript available. A listener writes in about Bill's recent visit to Wendy's.

all right wendy's story slander hello billy dave's double tits greetings from dallas
while i was
driving into work i was listening to your podcast where you're talking about
your guilty outing to
wendy oh wendy's this is who you're talking about i thought you said i trashed
some woman named
wendy wendy uh you planted the idea into my head of what going to wendy's so
that while i worked
tirelessly through my morning as an electrical engineer first of all can we all
just stop
and just thank this person for how brave they are and what a warrior they are
that
they're out there making sure people have their lights on and their cable tv so
that they can watch
the next episode of down under i fantasize about the unhealthy mess of a burger
that wendy's could
cook up to clog my arteries come lunchtime i ditched the salad that i packed
and drove to the wendy's
down the road oh man i did this to you you should have had this salad sorry the
first thing i noted
that was off with your story was that wendy's uh that the wendy's that i went
to had coke products
pleasant surprise to me um well the one i went to had a pepsi however i didn't
want any of your potential
listeners to deter wendy's from any profits due to the expectation of pepsi
products granted that this
might be a texie's wendy's versus california wendy's thing i took a picture of
the menu okay so do i got to
match you with the thing i mean whatever it was it tasted like shit so when it
tastes like shit i think
that's a pepsi i might have been wrong who knows who knows on the subject of
the menu you also complained
was i complaining or trying to make you laugh no i resent i resent that word
okay you know what i'm not
accepting that all right i was complaining you're right uh that it was hard to
find the plain burger
meals on the contrary the classic burgers were literally the number one meal
they were not mad in
fucking l.a go fuck yourself i'm taking a picture of it great now my kid's
gonna yell at me you fucking
cunt you fucking self-centered you're just as fucking self-centered as i am you
went to one
wendy's in the middle of texas and then you immediately assume that this is
what all fucking wendy's like
believe people who went to wendy's
i am a survivor and why are you not listening to my fucking story you're not
validating it
um on the contrary the classic burgers were literally the number one meal on
the menu well
on mine if you wanted the classic ones it was just written in like they had a
picture of all their new
ones and on mine it was just it was just written like it would just say single
cheeseburger double
cheeseburger triple cheeseburger and it was just all in plain black font that
was a subset of a picture
of a different burger like the uh what the the ostentatious whatever the fuck
they call the dumbass burger
the son of the the son of the motherfucker burger whatever they call it
um on the contrary the classic burgers were literally the number one meal on
the menu i'm sure
this is just the senile old bird talking and complaining how things aren't how
they used to be
and yelling at kids to stay off his lawn uh no it isn't you just went to a
different wendy's
okay you live in texas backward ass texas all right you guys are behind the the
curve i live
in la let me ask you this did it say how much all the calories were because
that's what mine said
listen buddy it's a corporation okay and in each area they're going to find
different things sell
due to the demographic due to the level of education that's out there in the
public schools
all right you go out to la everybody's on the keto this diet this beach diet
and that beach diet
but they know you're still going to go to wendy's so what they do is they go oh
this is uh this is
bourbon batter they try to make it seem more healthy all right so i think that
that's what's going on here
before you start questioning my mental stability i know i can't read but i i
you know i can read
a fast food menu all right i'm going to take a picture of that buddy all right
because you know
what's funny is you have i don't see a picture of yours
uh menu at least here there's a giant question mark is that where the picture
was and it didn't
download i don't know okay here we go on the subject of menu also complaining
okay wait
another important note listen to this guy totally he's made an important note
if you had gotten a
medium meal instead of a large fat ass meal you would have gotten your drink in
a cup on a paper
cup instead of the gigantic dolphin murdering plastic cup oh is that how it
works all right
was there like nobody in line behind you in your moment of gluttonous weakness
you
fucked over some fish which is going to swim into your giant size wendy's
plastic cup and die when
the cup ends up in the ocean um yeah way more than one fish it's going to be
out there for a thousand
years uh now that i ate this double meal i feel like death and feel that i need
to run 20 miles to
make up for the supposed 1500 calories that were in this meal oh so they had
the calories listed out there
um all right well you know something you fast food eating cunt i understand
that a lot of that was the
grease the reason why you came at me and i also understand you breaking my
balls but dude i'm telling
you let me just look i gotta look it up now here we go our fast food chain
menus different in it says in florida in the philippines in hawaii all right
what do i do here
different how do you spell difference different states
fast food chains adapt to local taste go there you go buddy all right dumb dumb
well i'm out here in texas i can tell you right now they got the single they
got the double they
got the triple it's the first book of one yeah that's because you guys still
think the
fucking world is flat they know you're not fucking progressing out there so
they go with their old
fucking menu i'm reading the new testament out here that's got lettuce wrapped
horse shit and giant
fucking pepsis all right i'll meet you in fucking arizona we can look at the wendys
out there