Name: Afghanistan - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-24T02:33:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Afghanistan - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Afghanistan - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-24. Transcript available.

All right. Next invasion. Dear Billy, from the future, what country do you
think the U.S. and its corporate allies invade next?
Oh, I like this question. I think it's 10 to 1. I think 10 to 1, it's in the
Middle East.
It might seem hacky, but I just don't see the troops rolling in to anywhere
else.
Next up, I'd say Northern Africa and then South America is a close third.
I will tell you this. I like your picks, but I would actually say that I would
say South America is next.
And we're going to invade lush land because water, fresh water is going to be
the next oil that they're going to go after.
I think that eventually, hopefully sooner rather than later, people are going
to realize that.
I don't know. The thing about it is we've been slaves to the oil companies and
the banks forever.
So, you know, you're going back to like, I mean, that is just pure evil.
The amount of people that both of those lines of businesses have killed over
the years.
I mean, I can't imagine where the number is at.
It has to be in the fucking hundreds of millions that people have, that those
two basic jobs have killed.
And the desire for making money and the desire for gaining control of oil,
getting oil and selling oil and all that.
The amount of people that have died, innocent people is just off the charts,
but they have a ton of fucking money.
So I like, you know, I like your pick about the Middle East.
We're already there.
So it's very easy to demonize another country there.
Northern Africa.
I don't know.
I think it's going to be South America.
Yeah.
But I really love your question and the fun way you put the evil shit that we've
been doing.
In a way, it's fucking bananas.
It's fucking bananas.
And by the way, us leaving Afghanistan, I mean, am I out of my mind?
Does that not look like a frame for frame reenactment of us leaving Vietnam?
Like if you literally show us leaving Afghanistan and play Jimi Hendrix, Hey
Joe, or some doors or something like that, it's the exact same event all over
again.
I don't know for the life of me.
I've said it forever.
I do not understand how war is still legal.
I just don't get it.
I don't give a shit.
I don't understand why people give a fuck so much about money.
You know, once you have enough, why do you want more?
I don't understand that.
I just don't get any of that.
I just wish that these fucking fucking people would stand up to these suits.
They're literally people in suits.
Just stand up to them, tell them to go fuck themselves and go in a different
direction.
And maybe we could fucking help people.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right.
That's sorry.
That was all Billy Bergenstock there.
All right.