Name: The Ford F250 Color Options and Musicians Working With Car Companies - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-08-30T03:09:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Ford F250 Color Options and Musicians Working With Car Companies - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Ford F250 Color Options and Musicians Working With Car Companies - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-30. Transcript available.

so listen to this shit so i uh my continuing saga of playing with the idea of
buying myself
my dream pickup truck a ford f-250 and um i just kept flipping back and forth
on that color velocity
blue you know it wasn't the blue i thought it was going to be and then i went
down there and
i hated the blue and then i came back and looked at i said no it's actually
kind of a cool blue
it is fucking blue though right so finally the other day a buddy of mine knew a
guy that had
the fucking raptor version of the ford f-250 four-door just like this thing was
like the size
of a fucking battleship and he swung by my house and i looked at it and uh it
was a beautiful truck
but i realized that that blue isn't for me it's that that is a hey look at me
blue you know
where i'm looking for more of a hey you know fuck off you know nothing to see
here blue so i think i
want the antimatter blue whatever this is just silly shit this is just a silly
dream of a married man with
two fucking kids that i i think i'm actually going to get that truck but
whatever i i do it every day
every day i go on the website i can build my dream f-250 now in under like
fucking 35 seconds
i used to have to fucking i know exactly what the fuck i want um but so anyway
i called up a buddy of
mine who has an in at ford and can get me a you know a good deal and he said
there's something going on
there's a chip or something that the ford's need and like the production has
slowed down
so if i was going to get one that um
it would be a 2022 at this point if i was going to special order one
so which means 2022 there might be some new colors
so now i'm waiting to see what the new colors are it's funny this they only
have like fucking
you know eight nine ten colors and if you go back back in the day
i mean they had like there was like fucking like 40 colors you could choose
from
two-tone and all of that stuff these fucking corporate cunts they just took the
fun out of everything
i mean i can't imagine like
i would think that that would be fun in the uh
i mean who knows they probably don't even have people like that like literally
physically paint them
does anybody work on at ford or gmc chevy one of these fucking places dodge
like how do they go
but is it just a robot now goes and paints it because i remember back in the
day when um
when i used to watch when fast and loud was on
and i used to watch casey paint cars i remember him saying after a while how he
fucking you know
when they just wanted to do a patina thing how boring it was for him just to do
a fucking clear coat
i mean it's like writing with invisible ink basically um
and how you know excited he would get
when he got a little creative leeway to pick a cool color
you know and basically tap into the whole fucking reason
why he you know someone who paints cars gets into it because you look at a car
and you and you you connect to it the color that would look
the most badass on it um
for the life of me i don't understand why corporate people
just force the masses to choose between white gray or black
you know they'll give you a red and maybe a blue and then you're just done
all the fucking colors in the universe they're like yeah go fuck yourself
these are the these are the colors um
i mean the 70s you could buy an orange pickup truck
two-tone
they had something called like fucking you know let me listen to these fucking
colors man
i'm just gonna we'll just pick a year what do you guys like
can you like let's say 1973 ford f
250 colors
all right jesus christ look at them and right there there's a fucking bright
orange one
all right here we go ford truck color
of course this is on fucking ebay oh zoom in here we go
all right first of all there was one two three four five times one two three
four five six seven
eight nine nine times five there was 45 fucking colors
to choose from now now you couldn't get these in all
maybe there was let's see here one one two three four five six seven times five
this is for ford trucks so you have 35 colors to choose from
they had wind blue baja beige winter green saddle tan
tampico yellow
i've seen that with white it's fucking gorgeous yankee blue
durango tan
tidewater aqua
rangoon red pure white
uh fiesta tan boxwood green a buddy mine has one of those has a boxwood green
with white it's
fucking gorgeous sequoia brown poly hot ginger
that's the one i would have got poly i like to think i'm a hot ginger diamond
green
aspen tan royal maroon
what a maroon
um midnight blue poly holly green brook blue poly mill valley green
wimbledon white that's a classic candy apple red bright lime imperial red shell
white bahama blue
limestone green poly diamond blue chrome yellow this is the last one here
sea pine green scandia green poly mallard green harbor blue
i mean what the fuck
and then you could get like two-tone combos all of that shit
now they just got iconic silver gray black white
i mean they give them cool names for the you know
i don't know
i would think that that would be more exciting
and you would you would get more people to come
and but i also had another idea you know how there was a while for a while
there right
this is back when music videos were bigger and i think rappers had a little
more influence
you know
i don't know i'm also not in that world but like i just think rock stars and
musicians had i think more
more influence on like fashion and style and that type of shit back when mtv
was playing videos and
everybody wasn't just you know on their phones and on the internet and you know
whatever
but i remember like jay-z had his own sneaker the s dots the sean carters right
i remember
the only reason why i knew that because i was on tour with charlie murphy and
he bought like fucking
five different pairs so
and they were a big success right and i was always wondering look you look at
kanye west and the yeezys those are a big success i've never understood why
why uh a car company never partnered up with a rapper or a rock star or a
country star
and built like the fucking whatever like a car like the same way they had the
sean carter sneaker
you could have a sean carter whatever car he's into porsches mercedes country
star like the
fucking uh travis tritt fucking ford f2 i don't know anybody country music you
know and just you get
somebody who's a famous musician who is so into cars or trucks that they
literally think they have a
problem like that level of passion and then the designers of the cars or the
trucks just ask them
what's your favorite truck what is missing and there you go like they had the
eddie bauer bronco for all
those years i'll tell you right now i bring back the full-size bronco and that
little first thing i would
do is that little console in the middle you know you could also it's also a
cooler
you say
no i know because then you'd be promoting drinking and driving but that option's
only available if you
live way out in the fucking sticks um hey why why can't get people out here
ride a motorcycle without
a helmet i can't have a full-size ford bronco with the cooler right by my elbow
i mean is this america what
um yeah so anyway um
i mean that's what i would do i bring back i'd have way more colors to fucking
choose from
it's so fucking nuts like you can go onto like adidas website and literally
design your own shelter
these goddamn cars it's just black white gray go yourself
supposed to be excited that ford f250 has one custom color
you know i know all you hipsters and young people dude just go out and get a
wrap
i guess you could do but doesn't that like modern i guess that doesn't void the
warranty because if
you went out and got a whole custom paint job and they really did it right they'd
have to take the
whole thing apart and then there goes your warranty and then you got to hope
that the paint shop is
going to put the thing back together better than they are at the factory and
they're not
they're not gonna they just don't they're not gonna be better than those soulless
robots sorry all right