Name: The Malice at the Palace and Stefanos Tsitsipas’ Long Bathroom Breaks at US Open - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-09-15T02:59:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Malice at the Palace and Stefanos Tsitsipas’ Long Bathroom Breaks at US Open - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Malice at the Palace and Stefanos Tsitsipas’ Long Bathroom Breaks at US Open - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-15. Transcript available.

old Billy fucking twinkle toes is gonna go work out now keep it going you know
that goes back to
that bit I used to do about uh the malice in the palace when that fucking
asshole threw that drink
on meta world peace right and then he it's just like you explain to me any
other place in the
world where a guy his size would take a full drink and throw it in a guy uh
world peace his size he
wouldn't and then he's at a fucking game and then he does that shit and then as
as a fucking man this
guy's supposed to let somebody throw a drink in his face and not do anything
about it you know and I
remember when that shit came out all of all of those that was the whole source
of the bit all of the
fucking sportscasters going like there is no reason for you to ever go to the
stands there absolutely
as a reason and I think because he did that that made a lot of fans maybe get
their fucking behavior
and check a little bit every once in a while you have to go into the stands
Boston Bruins
the Indiana Pacers and they do all the athletes that come into the league for
the next five to
seven years of favor because everybody remembers that like you know there is a
line and these world
class athletes are going to come up into the stands grab the wrong person and
beat the shit
um wait I can't I gotta talk about a few other things um what was I gonna say I've
been watching some of
the U.S. Open I tweeted joking around like I always forget that I love tennis
because you know there's
only so many hours in the day and all you have to do is just tune in to a major
and just sit down and
watch a tennis match to realize the absolute fucking war that a game of tennis
is and the amount of like
you know back and forth of momentum the psychology of it I mean it's just
incredible I watched uh that
Carlos Alvarez or is it Alvaraz I don't know it's AZ not easy um defeat that
Stefano uh
seats a pass is that how you say it the bathroom break guy I guess he took a
bathroom a seven minute
bathroom break and let the other guy cool down in his previous match it came
out and kicked his ass
which was like within the rules so afterwards the press was giving him shit and
he goes well let the
you know tell me what the rule is well you know there's sort of an unwritten
rule that maybe you
don't take a fucking seven minute piss uh tell me where it says that you know I
would like you to
look back uh Djokovic you know what about that uh seven years yeah that was a
three minute piss
okay well you know I have more fluids my uh big you know big Greek dick it
takes you know longer time
to come out the tunnel um so they were all giving him shit about that but
Carlos Alvarez
was on is the uh first time since the early 70s like a guy ranked as low as him
defeats a three seed
and then I also watched this woman uh is it Layla L-E-Y-L-A-H Fernandez defeat
a three seed
and uh I don't know you just sit down you start watching and you get just
fucking get into it
and uh I'll tell you I mean a five set men's
match takes like four hours four fucking hours of those guys out there I mean I
don't I don't know
how I I now understand why most of them retire by the time they're 30 forget
about your your the
obvious your body just given out after a while just like dude I can't fucking
do with this with the
shin splints and shit uh I just can't imagine the the mental
like you're getting the ball every possession it's either coming at you or you're
serving it
you know you lose a couple of games don't quit on the set just play every
fucking point play every
fucking point for four hours it's incredible it's an incredible game and uh I
wish I had more time to
watch it