Name: Girlfriend Dresses Like a Whore - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-09-21T00:22:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend Dresses Like a Whore - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend Dresses Like a Whore - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-21. Transcript available.

old billy fucking twinkle toes is gonna go work out now all right girlfriend
dresses like a whore
all right dear bill um yeah you can't you're not allowed really like people
like stop clothes
shaming her and it's like well you do i mean i would love the interview like a
prostitute and
just be like you know with all the mainstream women dressing like prostitutes
now is it hard
to like you know figure out what you're gonna wear every night all right dear
bill first time writer
long time listener i've been listening to a girl for three years and she's
getting antsy about us
taking the next step she's awesome a great conversationalist and gorgeous so
what's the
issue you might ask well bill she dresses like a whore i'll go fuck yourself
dude you've been with
her for three years you've been with her for three fucking years did she just
start dressing like a
whore because if this has always been an issue you've been wasting her time but
if you're young
i understand because you know how to break up with people and you start
thinking well will i ever get
one as pretty as this again uh maybe i can make myself love her anyways well
bill she dresses like
a whore now i know this might sound judgmental but i don't i don't mean it to
dude having a gorgeous
woman woman that dresses like a whore is a situation for a guy when you go out
in public
all right because she's going to attract male attention and somebody one of
those asshole guys
is going to cross a fucking line and then all of a sudden you got to step up
like you got fucking
steven seagal you know skills right is that too old uh joe rogan skills all
right there you go
updated it okay not comparing joe's fucking art to his i don't i'm not in that
world all right
both of them can kick my ass okay there we go all right um so what's the issue
you might ask uh okay
all right she dresses like horror however i want you to imagine the worst case
scenario on this one
when i first met her i thought this was a one-time thing but every day she
wears skirts that end at
the top of her ass see-through tops that show her nipples or short shorts with
no panties that reveal
her vagina she even went to a costume party and only body paint and a thong
buddy she's been doing this
the whole time she's been doing this the whole time so evidently you've been
having fun but now you're
like i don't want the mother of my kids walking down the street with their clam
hanging up is that
what the issue is anyway i don't believe men should tell women what to wear why
women tell guys what to
wear all the fucking time you're gonna wear that you need to update your
wardrobe i mean what is this
my favorite shirt get rid of it um but she dresses like this in front of my
friends and male relatives
and i feel as if i've gotten to the point where it's emasculating for me i 100
understand that my
friends stare at her like they want to fuck her despite me standing right there
the way she dresses
attracts the worst attention absolutely and i've almost been in countless
fights because of it yes
guys have tried grabbing her even while i'm standing there and i'm a big guy
she claims that men are the
problem and that it's just nudity furthermore she claims that she can dress how
she wants because a
man doesn't own her um yeah all of that is true she can dress how she wants a
man doesn't own her
this is all about how you feel about it and if this is a deal breaker for you i
would get the fuck out of
this um this isn't new either she told me that her mother has been screaming at
her her entire life to
put on clothes trying to understand her i guess that she might be a nudist that
prefers spaces
where you don't have to wear clothes well yeah if she's in there i would think
that that's a safer space
um because everybody's naked you're all on the same playing field are there
less perverts at a
nudist place because the guy's balls are right there he doesn't even have
underwear and pants to block
the kick i mean your nuts are just hanging out i would think that you'd be on
your best behavior
uh i offered to take her there but she replied that she only liked to be naked
in places where
she's not supposed to be all right so she gets off on it all right this is like
her thing so you
either have to be okay with this or you gotta watch judging by your answer i've
told her that if she
were a man that loved to show his genitals she would be labeled a pervert yeah
uh yeah well you know but also you know you got to look at how we're set up
uh anatomically is that the word right word how our shit is our shit's hanging
we put our thing
in somebody so that's why you know their receiver we are the i'm the decider
the doer
i'm so involved in my head here i think it comes down to this she he says she
has mentioned several
times that she needs to be the center of attention which sounds like a bit of
narcissism right yeah
dude you can't marry this this is a fucking nightmare anyway is it too much to
add this is the type of
person that's gonna have kids and is gonna be competing with the attention of
if you have a
girl she's gonna be first of all she'll be dressing her girl like a fucking
your girl like a whore
all right and then when the your daughter gets into her teen years she's then
gonna start competing
with her and there's gonna be a fucking nightmare anyway i'm just this is it i
don't have any fucking
degree in anything here other than talking shit but this is what i'm guessing
anyway is it too much to ask
that i want to be the only one who sees her naked vagina no it isn't should i
stay with her and deal
with the constant negative attention from friends and onlookers or cut bait and
potentially lose an
awesome person otherwise dude i never heard you say in any of this that you
love her i think she's
fucking smoking hot and the exact fucking reason you walked up to her is the
exact thing that's driving
you away which you know whatever you're gonna say about that it's just like
dude that's not
it sounds to me like you don't want your mother the mother of your kids doing
that
uh yeah you know she has the right to do that absolutely and she you know what
she needs to do
she needs to go out and find a man that's strong enough to have to fight half
the fucking bar every
time you go up to go pick up a fucking pizza um yeah dude i gotta tell you
something man
my wife is as cool as it fucking comes all right and marriage is still a lot of
work especially when
you have kids if you're already having these fucking issues if you're already
having these issues
and you're not even fucking married yet dude it's not going to get any easier
okay and i also think somebody like this is not going to age well in that they're
not going to accept
aging all right and then what you're going to have is somebody with a botox
clam hanging out of the
bottom of their fucking mom jeans that they decided to cut off when you're
going over there for a
play date dude you don't need this shit okay um so i would break up with her
and just say yeah listen
um yeah the way you dress uh i can't handle it anymore and uh but i don't want
to tell you how
to dress i think you should be free to dress the way you want to dress but um i
think you need to go
out and find a man that is comfortable with that and then if she tries to be
like well i don't want to
lose you i'll only dress like half a whore no don't do that because now she's
being what she isn't
okay and now you're doing to her what most women do to men which is they try to
change you into what
the fuck they want rather than finding what they want which is what you need to
do okay this look
you're doing something right if she's gorgeous and you landed it you can land
another gorgeous woman
that doesn't walk around with the fucking tits and ass hanging out all right
and you're not into it
so you answered your own question so i would fucking walk i would walk and then
you know
i don't want to predict this but you might lose another one of your friends
once she becomes single and you know something dude she can fucking have her
all right he can have
her i've been there too i've been there too and you know what you do when you
handle that you just be
really cool he'd be really cool with your buddy and it'll drive her nuts
all right that's it go fuck yourselves i will talk to you i'll check in on you
on thursday