Name: People Calling Me a Hollywood Phony - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-09-22T04:52:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'People Calling Me a Hollywood Phony - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'People Calling Me a Hollywood Phony - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-22. Transcript available.

what oh i've been getting a kick out of like i get a lot of fucking emails you
know people
calling me hollywood and that type of stuff and people's idea i swear to god i'm
not saying i'm
not hollywood all right i'm not saying that i'm not laying here right now
thinking that if i sent
out a tweet and told you about the new hoodie that i just bought that in my
mind i don't feel that i
would entirely shift the entire hoodie economy i have that level of an ego no
just people shitting
on fucking hollywood who don't even live out here and don't know anything about
it and then how they
act like everybody where they live you know what i mean is just the salt of the
earth guy
you know joe six-pack he puts his pants on one at a time yeah is that what he
does what else does he
do what else is he fucking doing you know like you don't have fucking sex
offenders in your goddamn
state i am so fucking sick of this fucking you know i mean sick of it it's just
funny to me
that with like all of this vaccine get vaxed don't get vaxed how half the
country is like get vaxed the
other half is is like you know saying i don't want to get vaxed all right which
i understand both because
you know white people have come up with vaccinations white you know i don't
know whatever we gave syphilis
to black people i get it you don't want to take it i get it the fucking head of
one of those
fucking vax things the ceo didn't take the vaccine i get it i understand the
trepidation but half the
country's like yeah i would do it other half now you shouldn't fucking do it
but then somehow it
becomes hollywood's the only one saying to do it it's so fucking dumb it's so
fucking dumb it's just
i don't know i have a great time out here i'm not gonna lie to you there's a
lot of scumbags out
here absolutely but there's a lot of scumbags contractors right it's a lot of
scumbag titty
bar a lot of scumbag priests a lot of scumbag car salesmen it's a lot of scumbag
everything
real estate agents pick you pick a vocation and you tell me there's dirty cops
there's firemen that
steal shit during the fire right i've just you know what it is is every time
there's a fucking
natural disaster out here meaning the united states these cunts look to hollywood
and then we put on
our tap dancing shoes and we rate we raise money to go find your cow that
fucking floated away or your
shit that burned down or swirled away in the wizard of oz fucking tornado we're
always there for you
and the second we turn on we catch on fire you guys ah let it burn those
fucking cunts
and then you call us phonies go fuck yourselves other 49 states
in most of california that's me i'm sticking up for hollywood all right next
week i'm sticking up for
scientology yeah maybe they did some fucked up shit but is it any worse than
all the other religions
as far as the way i see it they're playing catch up that's what i said my buddy
oh scientology that's
a fake dude call me when they start fucking kids