Name: Exhausted Nurse on Instagram - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-09-24T15:18:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Exhausted Nurse on Instagram - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Exhausted Nurse on Instagram - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-24. Transcript available.

human beings man we're the fucking worst we really are the worst if we could
fucking come up with a
way we will invent ways that's another thing you know on this this social media
shit i just love
the name calling and i don't mean like yeah go fuck yourself you dickhead or
whatever i don't
mean like just you know generic stuff like um i like with covid it became like
you're either on
this side or the other side so the people that are vaccinated i want to get
vaccinators i am the
vaccinator people who wants to get facts want people to be vaccinated they came
up with like
covidiots and spread necks and all of that shit and it's just like what are we
fucking five years
old people like oh i love that i'm gonna start saying that it's like okay and
then like what is
that gonna do what is that gonna do is it gonna make the person on the other
side like listen to
what you have to say i actually saw this nurse i was trying to listen to it
because i woke up early
because i fucking took nyquil last night first alcohol i've had in a while
fucking took one of
those to the head was just out was fucking man that's why i'm in a fucked up
mood i ate like
fucking three handfuls of fucking molasses based chocolate and then i took a
shot of nyquil and
went to bed no wonder i got no one arguing with my wife this morning um oh sure
bill blame the
ingredients not the fucking person um maybe you're an asshole that probably so
anyway i woke up at like
five in the morning and i saw this instagram post of this nurse talking about
how fucking exhausted she is
from this never-ending wave of people coming in who have like fucking covid the
level of selfishness
of these fucking cunts it's there's there's literally something out there that
will prevent
you from either getting it or at least make it to the point you don't have to
go to the hospital
and all of this shit and she has to go in there to work with these fucking warrants
i don't think that
they should let people in anymore oh you got that shit oh yeah no we we told
you what to do you didn't
do it sorry there's people with cancer you know heart disease but then they
tell you what to do not to
get heart disease i don't know it's a tough thing it's a tough thing but uh my
favorite thing is the
person that like is trashing hollywood and celebrity like somehow like you know
it's not doctors all
around the world are telling you to get the vaccine it's hollywood's doing it
right and then they talk
about you know celebrities and their poor behavior i know i've talked about
this before but i just
cannot get past how they're gonna look at you know celebrities being douches
but they're gonna
ignore the person that slams a gallon of milk or a two liter bottle onto the
ground because they're
asked to wear a mask in a fucking convenience store and then my favorite thing
they just walk out like
uh who's supposed to clean that up i guess we clean up after you after you have
a fucking temper tantrum
i mean dude i'm not trying to divide people here but can we just look at that
person because even if
you're somebody who doesn't want to get vaccinated you don't do shit like that
correct okay cool so now
can we laugh at that person like how much of a fucking baby are you what i mean
i uh i'm telling you
right now the vigilante fantasies i had about that i had a i just wanted to be
i wish i was strong enough
i'm just a fucking old man to just grab that person and clean up the milk with
his clothes while he's
still wearing them and just dragging the guy back and forth take him out ring
him out in the dumpster
and bring him back and just you know um but whatever it's all working out
because i feel like i can go back
to work and just stand at the back of the stage and uh i'll just you know
i guess i mean i can't say i'm gonna 100 not give a shit when you watch a nurse
going like i'm
fucking exhausted i can't fucking do this shit anymore well then maybe you
should get another
fucking job think i'm not tired i've beaten covid three times thanks to you