Name: Trolling Laker Fans on Twitter - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-10-04T01:15:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trolling Laker Fans on Twitter - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trolling Laker Fans on Twitter - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-04. Transcript available.

shout out to the los angeles lakers uh jesus christ
they're putting together a boy band out there my god they already bought a
title two fucking years
ago right they buy lebron because they know that he's like a fucking he's like
a uh what do you
call that's like a cornerstone and then all the fucking free agents will flutter
over to him like
a moth to a light and they get anthony davis right fuck new orleans those
people they don't they
don't deserve anything do they it's just new orleans they're just americans why
should they
enjoy an nba title why should they have anthony davis and zion right fuck it go
ahead see ya he
goes to there and they buy a fucking title um oh my god i was fucking teasing laker
fans on twitter
jesus christ and then they fucking uh they all took the bait and none of them
could defend them
buying a title all they keep saying you mad bro don't be sad why you hating
that's the intellect
of a laker fan but what else they're gonna say they should just admit it yeah
we're buying titles
why i do it we bought one in 2008 the celtics bought a fucking title that was a
fucking pile-on
championship there you go and we and but you know what we only we only need two
we only needed two
free agents unlike these cunts then they had uh fucking uh what's his face tim
witherspoon there
westbrook and they had him right they go here we go again and then i don't know
what i guess they're
watching an episode of the golden girls so they signed fucking carmelo anthony
all right oh my god
he's he's an all defensive player okay um and then today they got for like the
third fucking time
dwight howard i think the lakers are just for some reason it just bothered them
that this fucking adonis
could not win a ring with them they just have to fucking get this guy a goddamn
ring
um but that is you know i guess it's it's consistent with the lakers they've
always bought
other people's stars it's just what they do it's what they do they're mount
rushmore they always talk
about all the great centers centers in fucking la laker history and none of
them none of them unless
you go back to world war ii and find the white guy george miken and that was in
minneapolis but
there's not one hall of fame center in the los angeles lakers history that was
a drafted los angeles
laker they cannot pick a fucking center to save their fucking lives so they got
to take out the
checkbook and buy wilt and buy kareem and buy shack and buy anthony davis they
just got to buy the guys
which i guess is fine because that's how they fucking do it now but like for
them to just sit there
oh you know kobe's got five titles he's only one behind fucking jordan it's
like jordan didn't get
a boatload of free agent help every fucking year
it's not the same thing you can say he's got five and jordan has six but don't
act
like it's the same level of difficulty because it isn't it isn't jordan did not
play in a fucking
era where everybody was friends and sat on a fucking boat and just hey let's
all jump on this team
and we're going to talk oh okay hey now everybody we're jumping on this team i
don't know i'm just
going to keep saying it because he's fucking laker it drives some fucking
bananas
if it wasn't for the rest of the league drafting the right people and
developing the talent the
lakers could never win a title
um yeah and i love these laker fans that try to act like the kobe shack era it
wasn't a pylon
fucking team with phil jackson and you can totally tell it was a pylon team
because when shack got sick
of kobe he goes all right fuck you i'll go play with duane wade and then they
won bam i can win with you
or i can win with you i'll either pile on here or i'll fucking pile on there um
all right i'm done with
that shit um sorry i am just extra cunty today i'm just a little tired that's
all it is i don't give a
shit about the lakers i just i just really like stirring them up because i've
discovered that so
few of them can even talk the game and i don't even know that much about
basketball but like all they
have is why are you mad why are you crying why are you hating that's all they
can say
ah they're dumb they're just dumb um anyways let's move on let's move on as i
don't need this
why am i doing this you don't provoke los angeles fans they can't talk the game
so then they get
scared and then they stab you you know they want to win the argument um all
right you know i keep
trying i keep trying to stop bitching about you know over the years the golden
state warriors with
kd the brooklyn nets the fucking lakers every other year and all of that shit i
i i know you guys are
sick of me i'm getting sick of talking about it but like it just drives me nuts
because i'll put on
espn thinking this has got to be finally they added too many free agents
finally and espn somebody's
gonna say something and they never do they just act like it isn't happening
they act like it's good for
the fucking league i guess it's good for them maybe because people watch pile
on teams i don't know
maybe that maybe they're actually better ratings i don't know maybe it's got it
always comes down to
money but uh i don't know i just find them excruciatingly boring and i don't
like watching
them and i just i think they're bullshit championships they just are all right
grow a
dick and lead a team instead of fucking buying up everybody that you would have
had to lead them
past they're now on your fucking team it's just fucking it's that's not it's
not sports what is
this fucking oceans 11 of the fucking basketball team all right i'm done sorry
i'm getting going
again dude me bitching about the fucking nba pylon teams it's like the end of
lenny bruce's career
when he stopped being funny and he just kept looking at his fucking legal pad i'm
not saying he wasn't
funny i think he was still funny but he would just fucking talk about what they
were he just became
obsessed with this fucking legal case um who the fuck am i to say lenny bruce
wasn't funny i'm sorry
i'm out of sorts today jesus christ i mean it's because of that guy i can
fucking sit here and do
everything that i do at a way much lower level st cunt every other word my
apologies all right to his
estate anybody else who's still alive however the fuck that works um all right
that's it i'm done
i'm done bitching i bitched a lot