Name: Animosity Towards My Fiancé - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-10-05T00:08:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Animosity Towards My Fiancé - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Animosity Towards My Fiancé - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-05. Transcript available.

um all right animosity towards my fiance oh boy oh boy here we go here comes
somebody maybe needs
to pull the plug there first off let's sit set things straight here all right
you are a funny
motherfucker i fucks with you uh i fucks with you tough you are the funniest
comedian out there
i like this person nothing but compliments not holding me accountable for my
actions nothing but
you know praise now let me get off your nuts because i know people tell you
this shit all the
time um doesn't mean i don't like to hear it so thank you i have a i have a
life story to tell you
about let's see how this goes i've been with my girl now since november 2018
you're a pilot do the
math all right well it's two and a half years i mean i don't think that has
anything to do with
flying a plane uh rewinded september 1st 2018 my father passed away sorry to
hear that i'm a wreck
my girl at the time who i was with for six years who i adored loved never
cheated on treated her like
the fucking queen i thought she was leaves me a month after my dad dies oh dude
that means she
wanted to dump you before and then she was just like fuck his dad died now i
gotta hang around for
another month god damn it uh it was a blessing in disguise because she was one
of those girls that
liked that like to hit oh yeah my wife used to be like that she used to fucking
throw shit and punch
me this lunatic she used to call it i'm passionate uh she was a narcissist
controlling as hell also found
out she cheated on me oh jesus you fucking dodged a bullet there sir so now i'm
a double wreck feeling
lost and heartbroken at this point hey i have feelings fucker this is typical
guys like he had
a feeling heartbroken he couldn't just say that he had he had to throw a fuck
you across the bow to
keep me at bay here uh not even a week later this amazing woman amazing all
capital letters woman just
falls into my lap so what do i do uh after all yeah yeah bullshit what does she
do i tell her i'm not
ready for a relationship i tell her that she's a good woman and she doesn't
deserve how i'm going to
treat her parentheses like shit i told her i know how i am and i don't want to
treat her horribly just
because my last relationship ended so wrong that was a mature thing to know
about yourself uh i wasn't
ready you know the dust must settle and the debris must be thrown out from the
wreckage of the last
relationship yes uh my girl now insisted on staying with me to help me go no my
girl now this woman
same person insisted on staying with me to help me go through my tough time i
didn't want her to i wanted
to be myself constantly trying to push her away i wanted time to focus on me
that didn't happen
valentine's day came around i tried to break up with her that night but when i
told her we couldn't
see one another the waterworks came and i gave into the tears and she got her
way now fast forward about a
year we have a beautiful baby girl together oh my goodness january 25th 2020
congratulations i hope
uh we're a family as we should be we plan on getting married in september 2021
where is the problem
uh i feel animosity towards my fiancee for never giving me the chance to
breathe i haven't been able
to mentally place myself into this relationship i feel like i used all my good
energy on the wrong person
in my last relationship now where now we're getting married with a little girl
and i still feel the
same it's not fair for such an amazing woman like her to be with a damaged man
like myself i want to
get back to normal and be able to mentally check into this relationship finally
i'm questioning
getting married right now i'm so confused and still feel lost any advice would
be wonderful go fuck
yourself um all right um i don't think you're holding yourself accountable for
your actions here
all right you knew from day one you didn't want to be with this woman and you
needed your space
all right and you keep blaming her like she pulled you in like you didn't have
the power to say no
you broke up with her on the evening of valentine's day all right she starts
crying and rather than
sticking to your guns you stayed into it and now you have a kid with her so
what i would do if i was you
is stop blaming her and feeling resentment towards her you should actually be
questioning what is wrong
with you that you didn't want to be in something you got into it and now you're
you have a kid you're
going to get married you need to go to therapy is what i would do i would go to
therapy and be like hey
tell her what him or her you're talking to what you just did and try to figure
out why you do that
stuff rather than blaming this woman who you say is an amazing woman who you
know you have a kid
with um but to give you something positive here you know in case you think i'm
coming down on you
um this is a part of life a part of life is blaming other people for decisions
that you made
until one day you hold yourself accountable like what am i contributing to this
situation
you know why what happened to me that made me once a woman cried give in and
most guys do give in
when that happens um i've done both and i'll tell you it never works out either
way
i've called them on really you're gonna cry about this how old are you that
that never ends well
you're so cold