Name: The Milkman Way of Life Is Still Around - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-10-11T14:45:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Milkman Way of Life Is Still Around - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Milkman Way of Life Is Still Around - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-11. Transcript available.

how to be a fat fucker right the milkman way of life is still around all right
i have mentioned
in the past how when i was a kid before inflation nothing nothing third down
baby
um sorry just strung out the run really nicely um yeah i was saying how you
know a milkman
could have a stay-at-home wife if he wanted to right and all he did was just
deliver milk pick
up the empties deliver the milk it was just like you know like there's a real
like something i don't
know don't listen to all this fucking social media shit where everybody's
saying you just got to keep
pushing yourself to be better to get better to do more to make more to achieve
and all of that shit
and that's that's a great way to have your life go flying by um as i've learned
after fucking 30 years
of doing just that um you know you did a bunch of shit you saw a bunch of stuff
but how much of it
were you actually living so um i always look back at some of those jobs like
what if i just fucking
drove a milk truck just drove that around town you know breaking balls with the
other guys down at the
fucking place you know you drop it off you come home come home for lunch stay
at home wife has a
sandwich ready for you like the whole old school thing right and just saying
how it went away
because of inflation and all of that crap every august we print like a trillion
dollars and act like
this ponzi scheme is still working um well this guy claims the milkman way of
life is still around
dear billy burger with a large fries burr i've noticed the past few weeks
listening to the mmp and
anything better that you've brought up how you used to be able to support a
family and have a stay-at-home
white life while working as a milkman yeah right like a simple having a regular
just blue-collar job
around town even like a mailman i think even then you know even if you're in
the fucking union and all
of that shit you still need that second income it seems i mean granted back in
the day the kids
weren't going i want an ipad you know which back then they literally ask them
for like a spaceship
um i would just like to inform you that in some parts of the world that is
still the case my father
lives in nova scotia canada and until about two years ago he did just that that's
awesome he started
in 1990 he woke up at 3 a.m five days a week for almost 30 years he delivered
door-to-door to local
restaurants into convenience stores luckily he was able to sell his milk root
to someone else
before the covid struck uh it wasn't a glamorous life we lived but my brother
and i never went without
yeah playing sports always food on the table lots of presents at christmas a
typical middle-class
white trash upbringing yeah that's that's my wheelhouse right there did tom brady
just run for a first
down at 53 years of age did he just do that 44 years of age look at this takes
off right up the
middle nobody saw that coming um i don't why don't people like wrap their arms
around somebody when
they go to tackle he can't even believe it holy shit i made it um typical
middle-class white trash
upbringing that's my wheelhouse right there you live in a duplex right your
neighbors smell your food and
they hear the arguments my mother stayed home with us until we were in high
school and old enough to
take care of ourselves uh he didn't get paid a salary or an hourly wage either
he made his money from
buying milk from a local dairy and reselling it i learned a lot about work
ethic
when he would take me with him in the summers dude that's like the bronx tale
riding around on the
bus um that's awesome just wanted to let you know that the milkman lifestyle
isn't a thing of the past
yet he now spends his days managing the liquor store to keep himself busy he's
also a bald pasty
like you big fan and thanks for all the laughs and go fuck yourself dude i
think that i gotta be honest
i think that is an amazing life to do that and uh to work like that you know
there's that great sense
of satisfaction and you're really providing a service you know and i'm sure
there was times people needed
milk and they didn't have the money said don't worry get me next week because
you guys were all on like
a first name basis i mean that's the shit um yeah tampa bay is just not playing
well look at brady like
jesus christ these guys are all more athletic than me if they would just try as
hard as i do
we wouldn't keep getting these stupid penalties or was it a timeout i don't
know what um look at
this superhero trying to sell me a fucking suv piercing blue eyes he just winked
at me i think i want to buy
this um i thought that was captain america then he had wings captain america
doesn't have wings does
he have wings i thought the hawkeye had wings and then captain america drove
around in a jeep i thought
he was an army guy i don't know they just had thor now thor's fucking hanging
out of one like
fucking ace ventura