Name: Tyson Fury vs. Deontay Wilder III - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-10-12T14:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tyson Fury vs. Deontay Wilder III - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tyson Fury vs. Deontay Wilder III - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-12. Transcript available.

like tyson fury he was talking about how he was all uh depressed and all that
he had all the belts
and all that i didn't i didn't uh read too much on that i did watch that fight
did you guys see
the fight i watched the fight um yeah i saw that fight i don't think i'm into
boxing anymore
just watching those guys just one fucking punch after another to the head like
post cte
just watching the punishment and now the big thing is they cut to the crowd so
they can show their
wives the wife of the fighter that's losing crying it's just like jesus christ
i felt horrible for the other guy um tyson fury reminds me of uh did you ever
see that movie a
long time are you old like me they used to have these these monster movies
called it was called
creature double feature and uh there was this b movie called the amazing colossal
man
so anyway to see a six foot nine you know boxer like that's what he he tyson
fury is like the real
version i feel the amazing colossal man the guy steps over the top rope like
fucking andre the giant
and uh six foot nine and can slip punches i mean he these are both of them were
amazing uh to watch it
was a hell of a fight but i you know jesus christ the fucking punishment that
those two guys did do each
other my god and both of them like a fucking rocky fight they'd go down and
then they get back up
i mean you have to i i'm not big box was it dante wilder is that his name was
that a safety on tampa i
have no fucking idea okay i got so much shit going on i got two kids under the
age of four i can't
keep anybody's name straight now god damn it the guy went in there and he
fucking anytime you box you
risk your life so i gotta make sure i get this guy's name right uh tyson fury
verse wilder all right
okay all right do i got it did i say dionte i hope i said that right um anyway
um both of those guys
just going down and then coming back up and and fighting again it was just it
was it was an amazing
fight but i gotta be honest with you just watching that you know i just thought
both of them it's like
i hope they both retire soon i hope you know they get millions for this just
keep your money
spend it wisely don't try to save your whole family and neighborhood in the
next town over
okay you're the one going in there getting your head knocked around just keep
your money
so congratulations to them for one of the uh best pay-per-views i've seen in a
long time
and you know what's so funny is like boxing's been in such a shitty way they
kept telling me during that
you're really getting your money's worth that's a great pay-per-view they just
kept telling me
what a great pay it's like i know it is i'm sorry a youtube star is digging it
you you left the door
open by running your business so up that a youtube star is taking food off of
your plate they must have
said this is unbelievably exciting and worth the money in roundabout ways at
least once around i felt um
but anyway jesus christ jesus christ i would have been terrified if i was a ref
269 277 the other guys i don't know six something and 240 and they're slipping
punches and i'm just like
i i do not want to be the that you know those youtube those youtube blooper
things in boxing
with a box that fucking slips a punch it's usually a hook
misses he punches the ref oh jesus a glancing blow from either one of them
might have to learn how to
talk again um anyway