Name: Jon Gruden’s Resignation - Bill Burr
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jon Gruden’s Resignation - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jon Gruden’s Resignation - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-15. Transcript available.

I go on in the side room, and it's like the gay show or something like that.
So then the John Gruden thing became fun because he said homophobic shit, right?
So I was like, you know, whatever. I did what I usually do, right?
And then, I don't know, I got to try out my bit about straight people that
collect gay people as friends.
That fucking killed.
It's funny, it wouldn't kill in front of like a bunch of straight progressive
people
because they would get offended for the people that, you know, let me know I
was saying it in the right way.
I didn't even look up that whole John Gruden thing.
I didn't even see what the fuck happened.
He got a bunch of emails and all of that shit, but the vibe I'm hearing is that
they're using,
you know, as the NFL always does, they use like acting like they care about
other people,
really to just get rid of some guy.
John Gruden calls Goodell a pussy because you know that that was the one.
Greatest John Gruden to resign amid criticism over misogynistic and homophobic
emails.
It sounds like he called somebody a bitch and then he used the F word.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not getting into this.
I'm not fucking reading this.
I'll read this later.
I'll have something new to talk about in Atlanta.
Oh, by the way, you know what really fucking annoyed me about the John Gruden
thing?
Was somebody fucking posted this thing going,
classic mediocre white male.
You know, his overall record is under 500 and he gets a hundred million dollar
contract.
It's just like, I swear to God, everybody is their own 24 hour news channel
where they just
fucking, they just, they just frame it the way they want to frame it.
My favorite thing too was it was retweeted by a white female,
which goes back to that bit.
I did a while back how white women have divorced themselves of their own
fucking privilege.
They're not mediocre.
They're extraordinary.
Oh, the level that they're performing at.
My God.
If they were a white male, they'd be running the planet.
Fucking ridiculous.
So anyway, it's like, first of all, you dumb fucks, you sexist, racist cunts.
All right.
I'm not defending what the guy obviously shouldn't be saying racist stuff.
You shouldn't be saying, uh, you know, uh, homophobic things.
The misogyny I have no problem with.
If you listen to this podcast, I mean, I've, I've, that's, I've basically hung
my shingle
on that.
I'm fucking with you.
I have issues with women.
All right.
I'm working.
Hey, I'm working on it.
Okay.
Um, the way that they fucking frame that.
Okay.
You want to say that he shouldn't have said that.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I understand that.
But to act like this guy is a mediocre coach is not the case.
Yeah.
John Gruden and he fucking, the guy won a Superbowl.
They don't bring that up.
So you can say what I want about the guy socially.
They don't come after this football record.
If you're not a fucking football person, especially if you're just some white
lady walking around
and you're fucking living your white life.
I just cannot fucking believe that white women have the fucking nerve to sit
there and go
classic media over a fucking white male.
Like they're fucking like, what are you, you got to crush it as hard as James
Brown?
The fuck out of here.
How many ladies nights did you go to?
We didn't have to pay a cover and somebody bought you a fucking drink.
The level of whining.
I'll never get it.
Women of color, I will listen to all fucking day long.
But though, I always make sure that I remind those white ladies that you're
riding in the
same chariot I'm riding.
Okay.
Maybe you're not always telling the horse which way it wants to go, you know,
but that's
why you're trying to lock us in to give you the ring.
Then all of a sudden, you know, you're telling the horse which way to go.
It becomes your horse and your fucking carriage.
And if you don't like it, you kick us out of the carriage.
You get to keep the carriage because you're used to a certain horse lifestyle.
And I'm walking down the street paying for your fucking oats.
All right.
Sorry.
So there you go.
Now, all of that.
I haven't read a fucking word of any of his emails.
You know, I'm not a soap opera guy.
The fuck was I just looking up?
NBA, Buffalo.
Dude, Buffalo has to win a fucking championship.
The way liberals were like, we have to get Donald Trump out of office.
Anything is better.
How about a 90-year-old guy with dementia?
Should he have his finger on the red button?
That sounds fantastic.
He's also a warmonger.
Even better.
Is this Thai blue?
Fantastic.
I'm a liberal.
I don't see color unless it's Thai's.
All right.
You know, not to say that, you know, Donald Trump is a good guy.
He's just fucking horrible.
He's a monster.
Anyway, I don't like any of them.
I don't like, and you know what's funny about this shit is if you talk to your
grandparents
and you hear the shit that comes out of their mouth because of when they grew
up,
why the fuck would you want that, like, leading your country?
I mean, how many fucking generations behind are the last two presidents?
I mean, it's pretty fucking awful.
I mean, they basically were picking from the cast of Cocoon over there.
Who's going to come next?
Is Walter Mondale still alive?
No, he passed away.
Oh, you know who's going to fucking run now?
I bet Jerry Brown.
Jerry!
Oh, look who it is.
Ba-doot, doot, doot, doot, me undies, me undies.
Watch what you say in email.
Do-doot, doot, doot, doot, me undies, me undies, or your career will fucking
set sail.
And you'll no longer be the head of the ship.
You send you out the door, you're a fucking drip.
Oh, your career is over and the money's probably not guaranteed if you call the
commissioner a pussy.
Oh, by the way, we care about blacks and gay people.
Where the fucking NFL yet?
Me undies, are you afraid of the glow in the dark?