Name: Dying During an MRI Scan - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-10-29T14:26:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dying During an MRI Scan - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dying During an MRI Scan - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-29. Transcript available.

all right uh dial dying while living out worst fears
hey billy redsack i love that one that's like right to the fucking point hey
billy redsack
uh i'm a few weeks behind but you've asked for examples of people dying in the
midst
of living out their worst fears did i ask for that i have one of the worst with
a link to the
news story too oh jesus oh jesus there was a nurse who was prepping a patient
for an mri the patient
was very claustrophobic so asked for a sedative to help her relax yeah those mris
man you know
i've had a couple of those i just i always just say i can breathe and there's
nothing on my chest
so it doesn't bother me but i don't i don't suffer like from claustrophobic
like you know
you got to do like my older brother used to sit on my chest and i can't breathe
and you start freaking
out i hate that shit so i can't imagine people that are claustrophobic going
into those things so
anyway the doctor ordered versed which is like a valium the nurse couldn't find
versed in the
medication dispenser probably because that is a brand name so she got vecoronium
instead
fecoronium is a medication used in surgery to paralyze all the muscles of the
body
so the patient doesn't thrash around while being operated on
it also paralyzes your muscles of breathing
which is why in surgery you have to have a breathing tube put in oh my god
i asked you to send this in this is fucking horrific
it only paralyzes your muscles it doesn't sedate or knock you out so it is
never given alone as it
would be a terrible feeling to not be able to move speak or breathe on your own
but to be able to feel
everything happening well that's what happened to the woman in the mri oh my
god she couldn't call for help
she was already claustrophobic and then when she slid into the narrow tube she
was given the drug to help her relax she became fully paralyzed and couldn't
call out or squeeze the panic
ball they give you to signal for help so she died of suffocation in a small and
closed place helpless and fully conscious until the end well
oh my god well how quick does the medicine come on
i mean if she couldn't call out from help in the very beginning maybe it came
on quickly
and if i've ever seen the ufc i remember this one time watching steve o get choked
out like he was out immediately
i hope for this person i'm not claustrophobic but in terms of living through
your worst fears
and having the worst happen i think that one takes the cake jesus christ
here's a story about it tennesseean.com jesus christ there's one for tennessee
get your mri in kentucky
or go south down to georgia