Name: Trashing Sex and the City - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-11-05T14:01:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashing Sex and the City - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashing Sex and the City - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-05. Transcript available.

My wife got pissed at me because the other night we were at a little get
together, but a lot of get togethers this month.
And some of these women, they were talking about sex in the city and how they
still watch and everything.
I go, how do you guys watch that show?
I don't know. I like it. It takes me back to this time in my life.
And I go, OK, I get that because I watch these movies in the 70s.
Takes me back to a certain time in life. I get it.
I go, but you can't tell me that you think it's funny.
Right. And my wife just shoots me this fucking look.
And I'm like, oh, there goes the car ride home. Right.
She gives me the look. Right. So anyway, you know, so I heard it about on that
one.
Why can't you just let people like what they like?
It's not my job, sweetheart.
So I fucking last night we were out to dinner.
And my wife's talking to my buddy and they bring up sex in the city.
And the guy actually goes, you know what?
I like it if I'm with some woman or whatever and she's into it, I can watch it
or whatever.
I go, you can deal with those jokes.
And he goes, well, you know, he goes, they're so bad.
It's kind of like it's funny. Right.
So I'm like, all right.
So then I just started doing the one who bangs every guy just started doing
this stupid, like, over the top character, you know, with those dumb puns, you
know, throughout the dinner.
What, you know, if somebody said, like, oh, you know what, I want to go out and,
you know, tomorrow I want to get some donuts.
And I'd be like, oh, I never go into a donut shop.
I just want, I can't deal with it unless I'm the only hole in the room.
And then I go, like, you know, those bad sex in the city jokes.
And I just go, sex in the city, honey.
Try to keep up.
I just kept doing that the whole fucking meal.
It was annoying the shit out of my wife.
And then eventually she found it funny.
And then she started doing it.
So that became, like, the running joke.
Sex in the city, honey.
Try and keep up.
Right.
Whatever the, you know, you know, can I bring the check over?
That's not all you can bring over.
You know, whatever the fuck it is.
Right.
So, um, what was I going to say?
Uh, whatever.
We did that for the rest of the meal.
So today I'm in the fucking, um, I'm in the, uh, this Uber.
Because I had to pick up my car, right?
And I'm in the Uber.
And my buddy from last night sends me a fucking voice text with one of those
jokes.
And the voice text goes into my headphones.
It was one of those stupid jokes.
And then he sent the next voice text, which was, sex in the city, honey.
Try and keep up.
Right.
Except when I hit play, for some reason it played out loud in the Uber.
So we're just riding quietly in the car.
And all of a sudden it just goes, sex in the city, honey.
And I quickly hit stop.
And then there was just nothing.
Right.
And I'm looking at the driver going, there's no way he's not going to look at
me.
And it took him like fucking a quarter of a mile, half mile.
And then finally he does that quickly.
He didn't move his head.
He just did the quick eyeball, look into the rear view mirror to look at me.
He's like, what the fuck is, what have I picked up in my car?
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing moment for me.
I don't have any of the reads yet.
I'm just fucking sitting here reading all this bullshit.
Okay.