Name: Naked in the Hotel Lobby - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-11-16T14:21:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Naked in the Hotel Lobby - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Naked in the Hotel Lobby - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-16. Transcript available.

all right speaking of which i'm not going to say who this was all right because
it's this person's
story um all right how do i do this we were hanging out we went to a cigar bar
in detroit
had a great time met some great people and uh they were saying how the cigar
bar was was actually
on a suspension bridge the owner came over and he was talking all about it and
i guess he
helped design the place and everything so we're listening to all of that shit
and uh there was this other guy over there and he and like
i'm just gonna tell the story he had this fucking chick with him and she was
just like attending
to his every need right and he was sitting there you know one of those portly
guys you could tell
was gonna get the gout you know he wasn't a heart attack guy he was a gout guy
you know rich food
drinking the wine and shit his toes were gonna be on fire you know before he
hits 35 right so this
woman is just sort of hanging with on him and i'm thinking like wow that's
amazing he's got like an
old school chick there like she's just like the level of attention that she's
giving this guy i mean
it's fucking ridiculous you know rubbing his shoulders and stuff i'm like wow
yeah you never see that right so then she kind of left
and like didn't come back and everything then i was like wait a minute does she
like work here is
that like a fucking option or something i couldn't i could not figure out what
was going on
so anyway we're fucking hanging out there whatever guys are having some drinks
and shit i don't drink
anymore long story short somebody maybe has a couple two three too many we all
go back to the hotel
and said person is uh you know goes to sleep they're fucking butt ass naked
they wake up they got to take a
piss right so it's dark they don't see too good they're feeling around for the
fucking door and
they finally find the bathroom door they open the door and they shut it behind
him and then they
quickly realized they're not in the bathroom he was out in the hallway
fucking butt ass naked out in the hallway of the hotel like some wacky sketch
but it was real
so i was like dude what did you do he goes what can i do he goes i just covered
my junk with my
hands and i just started walking down to the fucking front desk fucking butt
ass naked he goes down
there and it was like three in the morning so he's thinking well maybe it'd
just be the person who
works the front desk and god willing it's a guy and i'll be all right he goes
down there there's
like 10 people there and he comes walking around the corner he's like oh hey
whoa what the fuck
freaking out and he's so chill he's just like i thought i was in the bathroom i
just need like a key
and everybody just starts laughing they give him a key they start escorting him
back up and some woman
slapped him on the ass
this is my favorite part he wasn't even embarrassed
like the next day he was just walking around talking hey how you doing what's
going on like i would be
mortified i would just be like i have to check out of here because i'm naked
guy i gotta get the
he just completely didn't give a shit nobody cared and it was uh i don't know
it's all how you carry
yourself um but jesus christ
fucking crying laughing um and i love that the woman slapped him on his ass
when he left too
and we were all laughing too going do you imagine if it was the other way
around if you did that
but i mean yeah obviously you know there's a physical strength difference i get
it i get it's
a different thing but it was fucking hilarious