Name: Girl Talks Sh*t About Me on TikTok - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-11-24T14:12:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Talks Sh*t About Me on TikTok - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Talks Sh*t About Me on TikTok - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-24. Transcript available.

Oh boy, girl talks shit about me on TikTok.
Love the podcast and your stand-up.
To begin, I've been talking to this lady for two weeks now
and everything was perfect.
Our first date was last Thursday
and I had taken her out to a nice Korean barbecue restaurant,
both of our favorites.
So look at that, share something in common, you know?
What could go wrong?
Dinner was great and the conversation was flirtatious.
I like your tits.
Thank you, I was hoping you were gonna notice them.
Sorry, I'm sure it was a little lighter than that.
I paid the tab, left.
She then said she had a great time and wanted a second date.
Cooly, I said sure and asked for a kiss goodbye.
We made out, then said goodnight.
Day after, no text at all.
I then go on her TikTok and on her live,
she states how she had a terrible time
and that was one of the worst dates she had been on
and she won't be dating for quite some time.
I was obviously hurt and angry as hell.
I confronted her about it and she said she sides hustles with her TikTok.
It's all an act and she lies like that for the monetary entertainment.
She's not a public figure, parentheses, gross, get a fucking job, in my opinion.
Hey, I'm a public figure.
That's the second shot at my job.
I don't work.
I'm a disgusting public figure.
Hey, man.
Anyway, I still thought that was two-faced of her,
but she reconciled and she apologized.
Oh, boy, buddy.
I don't know about this.
And said that if it was the opposite way, she'd feel the same way.
All right.
Well, there's some empathy.
She even messaged me back this morning.
Do I still talk to her,
but wait for a second date on her asking,
or do I just ignore her for this?
Thanks and go fuck yourself.
Dude, go with your gut.
I'd go with my gut.
And I think you don't respect what she does for a living.
You think it's gross, get a fucking job.
And if you're going to get into a relationship with somebody,
you know, I really think, you know,
if you don't respect what they do,
if you think what they do for a job is gross
before you've even had the second date,
you might want to pull the ripcord.
And plus, the fact that it's an act and she's lying.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And that's one of those things you kind of have to worry about.
I don't know.
These are all stereotypes, but I'm just throwing it out there.
It's just like, all right,
so this person's really into like fame and money,
how they, how any way that they can do it
and going out there and just like lying or whatever, you know.
I don't know.
I don't want to look down on a fellow person
that's whoring themselves out.
But, you know,
there's one thing to go out and start a band,
tell some jokes,
become an actor,
fucking, I don't know,
whatever else you do.
Run for office to try to change things
before they, you know,
get their dirty, filthy mitts on you.
I don't know.
But then the other thing too, you know,
I think it's actually good that hot chicks
can fucking go out there
and make money doing that
because
now they're kind of in control.
Or back in the day, you know,
they make like, you know,
even like NFL cheerleaders
wouldn't make any money
and their whole big thing was,
we'll wait till the calendar comes out.
They pay them like 35 bucks a fucking game.
And, but now there's like Instagram
so they can just go on there
and, you know,
do their little boop, boopy, doop fucking dance
and, you know,
flirt with a couple of, you know,
fucking ugly guys
and they'll, I don't know.
I'm sure it's harder than that.
I don't know, dude.
You're talking TikTok
and influencers
to a 53-year-old man.
So take everything that I'm saying
with a grain of salt.
I would just go with my gut.
And if you feel this early on
that you can't trust her
and I also,
I don't understand young people
where they feel like
you're putting shit out on the internet
and like no one's gonna see that.
You know?
It's not even young people.
I got a buddy of mine, you know.
I mean, I have a friend of mine
from back in the day,
the guy fucking takes video of himself
fucking rolling joints.
Old school.
He still buys the weed
and wants to roll the joint.
Rolls the joints
during his fucking lunch hour at work.
I mean, figure that one out.
Anyway.
Yeah, I would go with my gut.
I kind of don't like this though.
That she said she had a terrible time
and she's not gonna date for a while.
The only saving grace is that she said,
I understand that you feel that way.
I would feel the same way.
So you gotta think,
is that empathy?
And that's somebody that can actually admit
that they did something wrong,
which is a great trait
and very rare I feel like
in a lot of adults.
Or is this part of her hustle
and she's hustling you?
Go with your gut.
Go with your gut.
I mean, what really happened?
You went out, you flirted,
you had a good time
and you made out with her
and she's a good kisser.
Other than that,
you think what she did was gross
and she lied about your evening for money.
I mean, when you fucking distill it down to that,
I mean, I think you can find
a nicer person than that.
Whatever.
I'm not gonna judge you either way.
Good luck to you.