Name: F*ck the Mercedes Team and F*ck Lewis Hamilton! - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-12-07T15:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'F*ck the Mercedes Team and F*ck Lewis Hamilton! - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'F*ck the Mercedes Team and F*ck Lewis Hamilton! - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-07. Transcript available.

what am i doing here i'm just talking football because i don't want to talk f1
i'm so fucking sick of that goddamn bullshit jesus christ i swear to god
trying to fucking watch that stupid ass sport that's such a such a fucking
stupid sport
what they've done to it there's just such a ridiculous fucking advantage to be
driving
for mercedes it's like i'm not even watching competition it's fucking
ridiculous and then on
top of that anytime he's a fucking cunt it's oh it's borderline and everybody
else gets a fucking
penalty he's like the hot chick even when he loses he fucking wins it's
annoying it's annoying every
time i fucking say i'm done with that sport i dip in again i mean is everybody
sits there kissing
lewis hamilton's ass the end of the day if that guy drove for a no he's in the
fucking middle of
the race every week it never drives for renault moves fucking up is danny ricardo
still over
there i haven't watched the last like year and a half all of a sudden he'd be
like one of the best
guys ever it reminded me of like baseball when you know the red sox and yankees
were spending like
fucking 200 million dollars and had a bunch of roided up free agents it just
became stupid after
why like what am i watching here um so not saying that lewis hamilton isn't a
great i'm not saying
he's not a great driver but like it's just that that whole i'm not watching
competition it's like
i'm watching walmart versus a bunch of fucking mom and pop fucking hardware
stores and then it's the
fact that it is what it is and then you gotta see all these lewis hamilton fanboys
he's oh my god he
said he won again
oh my god even when he loses he fucking wins you knew fucking goddamn well
you knew goddamn well was it what was it big miscommunication
you know lewis hamilton didn't get the information red bull had the information
so
he fucking slows down he wasn't supposed to hit the brand i don't know the guy
doesn't want to go
around him because he doesn't listen to the fucking slipstream whatever the
fuck it is i don't know
what it is all i know is at the end of the day like divorce court they're gonna
side with the woman
that's just it's just how it is and he's the hot chick of that fucking sport
and uh jesus christ
what a waste of a fucking afternoon watching that bullshit um i'm gonna stick
with moto gp
um anyway uh
just drives me up the fucking wall and the other guy wins oh but he gets a
three second penalty
and lewis hamilton wins again every fucking season every fucking season
how the fuck are you gonna penalize a guy who's driving a fucking
he's driving a fucking car i mean that they they spend it way less fucking
goddamn how many more
fucking advantages do you need drives me fucking i don't why do i give a shit
why do i watch sports
why do i give a fuck do i sound like a fucking sports talking head here or what
i mean i'm not
really saying anything um sorry i just was you know
my fucking f1 fandom is anybody but mercedes it's not even about lewis hamilton
it i mean how
the fuck do you root for that team it's just fucking beyond me it's just beyond
me it's like
it's like you're rooting for an adult to slap ice cream out of some kid's hands
at that point
when you're spending that much more money all right i'm done bitching about it
but like
that was so fucking annoying i thought he was gonna get a penalty on those two
restarts
for stopping at those two great restarts after the fucking caution flags i
thought oh yeah they're
gonna give him a fucking penalty they have to give him a penalty he's out in
front of the mercedes car
isn't that like a rule um you know what it is it just takes me back to when i
was a kid
and i would root for the bruins and we'd be beating the canadians and there was
this
unfucking written rule that they just had to put them on the power plate back
in the day
they don't have that carte blanche anymore the whole mystique of the canadians
is is fucking
in the rearview mirror so they don't give a fuck and the the fans of the canadians
now have grown up
not knowing what a winner is so it's just kind of gone away um and i don't
think it's ever going to be
what it was but when i was growing up like like literally the crowd could
intimidate the the refs
were intimidated they were going out they were seeing the blue blanque rouge
and they were going
to fucking win by hook of by fucking crook and it was just one of those fucking
things and i feel like
watching f1 i should have just became a mercedes fan but there was just
something about it was just
like well i can't just be like if you became a college football fan you just
jumped on yeah i like
alabama um um i shouldn't be shitting on lewis hamilton it's not his fucking
fault that he
i just get fucking frustrated you know what i mean watching that shit it's like
you want to see
somebody else fucking win for once um you know why do i make my life difficult
everything i do i make
it more difficult i should just be a fan of lewis hamilton and fucking mercedes
and i would just be
happy every fucking f1 weekend you know it's every little fucking thing in the
race bugs me when max
verstappen was out front and lewis hamilton was in second the announcer called
them the leaders
are two leaders of the race there's only one leader of the fucking race
well you said are two leaders and then somebody said to me when i was bitching
about well maybe
they're talking about the overall fucking standings for the season it's like
they don't fucking say
that when lewis is in first the fucking golden child jesus christ the fucking
starlet
can you believe cars going around in a circle gets me this fucking what am i
really upset about
that's what it is i'm fucking upset about something else i need to figure out
what it is
i really don't give a shit about lewis hamilton and mercedes i'm just using
that
for misdirected anger oh i know what it is oh wow
see people i just figured i can't tell you what it is
i know i know what it is
get one of those holiday phone calls right
oh jesus christ um anyway let's plow ahead
that's great i just figured out what i'm really mad about so you know what
congratulations to
mercedes and lewis hamilton and uh you know maybe max uh he shouldn't have
fucking hit the
brake so hard i don't fucking know i have no idea who gives a shit right what
does it matter