Name: Insulted a Bald Redhead - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-01-04T15:30:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Insulted a Bald Redhead - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Insulted a Bald Redhead - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-04. Transcript available.

um accidentally insulted girlfriend's bald brother-in-law oh my god i love this
already
uh bill thinks he's better than me burr and i do i'm better than all you
motherfuckers
um that right there is when you know somebody's sad is when they think they're
better than you
because they need to do that okay i'm speaking from experience it's why i
always talk down to
you guys and i will never stop talking down to you um despite my uh academic
record um i've been
seeing this girlfriend for about four months now and she invited me to come to
her family christmas
celebration i already met her mom dad and sister but i never met her sister's
fiancee flash forward
everything's going well we had got done with dinner and we were all sitting in
the living room watching
a christmas special oh my god this is perfect when i some when i said something
i probably
shouldn't have uh her sister's fiancee is about 25 and balding and when i say
balding i mean he's got
it bad nothing on top but the sides are bushy bright orange hair well that's
not balding that's bald
he wears a hat all the time but he took it off and got off the couch
before i could even think i said lieutenant dan you ain't got no hair
everyone went quiet for a bit then like the champ that she is she started
laughing and playing it off
like it was nothing oh your girlfriend did but afterward she told me that he
was very self-conscious
about being a 25 year old bald ginger well who wouldn't be what should i do to
fix it should i
apologize or act like nothing happened since you're a bald ginger cunt
i figured you'd have some insight that's fuck dude that was the longest fucking
way to insult me and
that was great go fornicate yourself i have to fucking look up that reference
lieutenant dan you
ain't got no hair what is that from lieutenant dan you ain't oh you ain't got
no legs
oh that's from forrest gump
first of all you're fucking hilarious that's a great fucking reference did you
say it like lieutenant dan
you ain't got no hair wow okay i'm calling bullshit
on your whole before i knew what happened before i could even think i just said
that no you're a cunt
and you knew what you were doing all right yeah you're a fucking cunt okay but
still what you said
was hilarious and he should have laughed it off uh but you're not a total cunt
because you actually feel
bad but i don't if you actually feel bad because you hurt the guy's feeling you
know as the jews say
you're a mensch right there's the gentiles say you're a good uh but if you're
just doing it because
your girlfriend hasn't been you lately then you're a cunt um all right what
should i do to fix it
should i apologize or act like nothing happened um
oh that's a tough one it makes it tougher because he's a redhead why does he
have it all bushy just
shave your head man people will think you know some jujitsu maybe he should do
that man
look i don't know what i don't know how you fix that i don't think you can fix
it um
what are you gonna say sorry i said you ain't got no hair like forrest gump in
front of everybody
during the holidays while watching a christmas special i mean how the fuck
because he knows everybody's laughing about it afterward um
only thing i can give advice to is the bald ginger cunt maybe you just play him
this
play him this uh if you know play him this podcast shave your head buddy get in
ridiculous
shape get shredded and that's it and you know what you'll grow into your bald
head
it won't be as weird as in your 30s and then you've already dealt with the
worst thing that can
happen to a guy when he's aging other than getting a terminal disease you've
already dealt with it when
you shave your head ladies find it confident they find it a confident as
opposed to combing it over
or fucking you know reappropriating ship from the back of your head and then
walking around with that
90210 haircut for the rest of your fucking life um or you could go that route
you could go there you
know what i got one for you i this is how you fix it i got the best one ever i
got the best one
ever i swear to god if this fucking recorder crapped out on me no it's still
going all right
i got it i have it all right we'll start i will i will fucking put some money
towards this and i will
we'll do a we'll do a a go fund me that won't have his name we'll all know what
it is
it's the lieutenant dan go fund me all right you find where the best hair
transplant people are out there
and and and collectively between my listeners and me we'll get him a hair
transplant how about that
does that work let me know
that would be amazing if that became my charity you know some people save the
whales
and then i could be the spokesperson and still be bald so i'd look selfless
selfless you know and
i'd be like the martyr and he never took the time to do it for himself
all right airplane graveyard this is the last thing here and i really hope that
my
fucking recorder has not fucking crapped out it hasn't and for some reason oh i
noticed it's going into
screen saver mode god i am stupid all right airplane jesus bill that was even
bad for me
all right if i can just save one ball ginger all right airplane airplane
graveyard hi bill i'm
listening to your podcast where you talk about flying up to victorville and
seeing all those jumbo jets
i fly drones and actually flew up at the airplane graveyard up in the mojave
desert and got some epic
shots of those planes hey tell me where that is i want to fly up there here's
the link to my video
on my youtube channel share if you enjoy it i absolutely will i'm gonna i'm
gonna send that link
i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna send that link and i'm also gonna send you guys
the uh i'll post the um
the lobster thing i'm also gonna um post the fucking uh
the flyover and then also i'm gonna help out that guy if he wants to get a hair
transplant
all right me and my listeners will help him out and he can do it totally anonymously
totally fucking anonymously which means the cunt that said dan uh lieutenant
daniel you ain't got
no hair um which jesus christ is so fucking funny on its own forget about that
you did it at your
girlfriend's family house to what could be your future brother-in-law while
watching a christmas
special i mean that's just fucking aces but we're gonna we're gonna wrong that
right um that's it all
right that's the podcast happy new year to everybody i hope you have a happy
great year
get out of your own goddamn way as dave elich says um which by the way he has a
whole new added
thing if you want to get better at drums dave elich get out of your own way
look up look that up he
has it on his website sorry hiccup and burping and everything here um that's it
that is a podcast go
So fuck yourselves and I'll check in on you on Thursday.