Name: Magic Mushroom Trip - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-01-14T15:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Magic Mushroom Trip - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Magic Mushroom Trip - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-14. Transcript available.

anyway i was out there so um you know i'm a sober guy now except when i go out
to the desert
so i did some mushrooms and man i gotta tell you something i had a fucking
blast i had such a good
fucking time and what i love about those things is i only have the desire to do
them like once a
year or once you know i only do them if like i'm with my wife and we're fucking
in the middle of
nowhere my kids aren't there so it's just like all right i don't have any
responsibility i feel
safe out here this fucking nature man and uh oh my god i had such a good
fucking time
they kicked in and like right behind where we were staying it literally looked
like a cliff
that wiley coyote would fucking jump off of you know and all those rocks became
like an audience
and i was just talking to them and shit
and i was having i never got freaked out i just enjoyed
the whole everything was fucking moving it was wild and then i came in and i
sat down
and i watched the chargers raiders game
just tripping balls and i just it was fucking amazing because you're tripping
and then you
come out of it and then you go back into it and you're like oh good it's not
over
um it was such a great game and i actually was watching it i knew what was
happening
it just never it just didn't look like any football game i'd ever seen before
you know the announcer's faces were fucking all weird and their heads were
going into their shirts and
and i was i was making my wife laugh her ass off because at one point i think
collinsworth was saying
you know the chargers biggest problem tonight is gonna be and i was thinking
yeah but your biggest
problem is your head's going into your shirt
it was amazing i had such i had such a great time i was actually sad when it
was over
it was incredible and then i uh yeah i just did what i always do it was just
like all right
now i mean last time i i fucking the only other time i did them
i was immediately i mean i had a bad trip and i was like i need to figure out
what's wrong with me
and i was basically stone sober until for 11 months and now i did them again
and now i have no desire
you know i don't it's not gonna go start drinking again or smoke weed or
anything i'm just like
that was fun so i think that's gonna be my thing man i think once every year
year and a half whenever
i get time my wife gets time and we go away somewhere you know if the kids are
there i'm not
doing it but every once in a while if i'm out in nature man that's fun as hell
i get it i get it
good times to be had
dude i was standing there right and it's weird when the comes on all of a
sudden
everything around you is just like alive and i'm like all right hey how's it
going
good to see you guys again this is literally what i remember saying and then i
kind of saw something
moving out to the left i was like hey hey buddy didn't see you over there i was
talking to him
like there were people i kind of told this story on anything better but i'll
tell it to you guys just
i'll tell it again just in case because i don't think you guys all listen to
anything better also
with paul verzi so when i first walked out there
you know it started coming on i started hearing like voices and we were on like
you know navajo
or near it anyways the land that the government you know gave them after they
stole it and after we
all stole it right and uh i was hearing these voices and i was like oh my god
because i couldn't
make out what they were saying i was like wait a minute am i hearing the
spirits and the indians
that used to be here and all of a sudden i saw this movement in the hills and i
was like
the fuck is that
is that like because i'm tripping or is that actually a person and it looked
like a person i was
like and then they kind of look like a cowboy i'm like is that a fucking cowboy
wait did i just
open a porthole into the fucking 1800s like what's going on here man
and then out of nowhere the cowboy just stopped and looked at me and he just
goes hello
he was way away from me and it felt like he was like right next to me
and i was like what the fuck i didn't know you heard shit and saw stuff this is
amazing
and then i hear him talking to this woman she goes all right be careful i love
you
and he's like okay and he starts walking away it starts walking sort of
parallel to
the rocks that i'm looking at and i'm like what the fuck so i go back into the
little bungalow and i'm
like nia i go can you go outside and tell me if there's a cowboy walking across
the backyard
so she starts cracking up laughing you know she didn't do it like she just let
me do it um
so she goes out there she goes there's nobody out there she's laughing her ass
off
and i was like what the and i told her the whole story i was like i didn't know
you
like heard voices and all this is insane
so i sat down i ate and then that's when i sat down and i watched the
the raiders chargers and they showed like the beginning and they were like panning
around
that stadium with all the lights and stuff and i was like what the and i'm
going this is amazing
and nia god bless her she was sitting there because she was afraid i was going
to have a bad trip or
whatever um because of the sadness of the past week you know that was the day
when bob i found out bob passed
and uh but like i just you know i just said to myself i'm not going to think
about that sad stuff
i'm just going to have a good time um not to mention i had already taken him
when i found out
that he had passed so then i was like oh this is going to be brutal but i don't
know
maybe some of bob's happiness was in me i don't know what so anyway
i have a great time um and then the next morning we wake up we go to the
communal area
where there's breakfast right and when we finish breakfast as we're getting up
to leave i see the
cowboy come walking in except he wasn't dressed like a cowboy he was just
dressed like a fucking person
from 2022 and i go nia she's like what and i'm like that's the fucking cowboy i
saw last night except
he's not wearing cowboy clothes and she goes what i go i think that's the guy i
saw last night i don't
think i saw a cowboy i think it was that guy and she starts cracking up and we
breakfast ends and we
walk back up to where we're staying and then that guy pulled up in a golf cart
and he was in the bungalow
right next to me and that's when i realized i didn't see a cowboy i saw that
guy and that guy saw me
and he said hello to me because he saw me looking at him and i didn't say hello
back to him because
i didn't think he was real oh oh shit so there you go that's my mushroom story
um
it was such a fucking a good time man it was such a good time uh but like i
said if you guys are all
worried because i've been you know pretty much a sober guy i haven't sober you
know i mean i was
fucking with weed you know 2018 i quit booze and then i slowly was replacing it
with weed and then i was like i gotta stop this shit but i wasn't and then i
took mushrooms and then i
stopped and then like i saw 11 months i didn't do anything and then i took
mushrooms again and then i was
coming back worried that i'd be going hey let's get some fucking weed and i
haven't and i've had no
desire to do it so uh it's pretty fucking cool um that you can have an
experience like that and it
doesn't at least for how it's working for me is it doesn't make me want to go
back and be a
fucking idiot again um you know plus having my kids here really helps it's like
i'm not i just could
never get pat that was like you know the end of my drinking days when i was
downstairs watching like
me tv and i'd be getting shit-faced and my daughter was upstairs and i'm like
if somebody
came in right now something happened to her like i can't fucking i'm legally
shit-faced
like what am i doing i'm gonna be that guy you know daddy liked his scotch i
was like i can't be that
guy so anyway um