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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Watching the Game During the Podcast (Compilation) - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-26. Transcript available.

How are your hats? How's your sporting heart after this weekend of playoff
football?
Jesus Christ. I'll tell you, two weeks ago it was a fucking snooze fest.
Nothing but fucking blowouts.
This past, last week, the weekend before this past weekend, I don't know how to
say it.
Not this weekend, the weekend before.
And this week, I mean, right now I got, it's the second quarter.
And I got the fucking, the Bills and the Chiefs game on right now.
So if you were sleeping under a rock, you know, if you were quarantining to the
point you don't even fucking watch television
because you're afraid someone on TV is going to breathe on you.
This is what happened.
Your Los Angeles Rams beat my second team, the Tom Brady Buccaneers.
That was a tough one to watch.
That was a tough one to watch.
That reminded me of when the Giants would beat the Patriots.
And it was like Tom Brady did his job.
And then the defense would just fucking let us down.
Well, maybe not the first one.
I really think it was the Giants front four on that one.
But like Tom, at the end of the game, drove down, got us the touchdown.
Okay, all you got to do is stop him.
And then they just let him go down the field.
I don't fucking understand how that goddamn safety waits till Cooper Cup is
parallel with him.
And he's not running full speed at that point.
Like, what are you doing?
The safety's not running full speed.
He like, it's like one, go out there, one fucking thing.
Don't let him get behind you.
Don't let him, I can't believe they weren't in this stupid pre-vent.
I actually appreciated the fact that they were actually playing defense.
But I don't know that, I mean, get fucking burned underneath.
Guess that he's going deep.
Let him fucking break off the route.
And then you curl around, you tackle him after he fucking catches the ball.
I don't know.
It's easy for me to say, you can't even fucking run a, I mean, I think I ran a
40-yard dash
between seven and eight seconds when I was 18 in the prime of my life.
But speaking of which, yeah, so Tom Brady goes down, I mean, the fucking Rams
did everything
they could to give them that game.
And Tom Brady, as he always fucking does, you know, goes down and gets the
score to put
your head or tie it up or whatever.
And then the Rams, I mean, the Bucs had one fucking job.
Don't let what happened happen.
Fucking unreal.
You know?
I'll tell you the craziest one, though.
The craziest one was the fucking, was the 49ers beating the Packers, unless
something crazy
happens in this Bills-Jets game.
I mean, I was like, I was on the phone with somebody when they blocked that
punt, and it
just stayed up in the air forever.
And I was just screaming, oh, my God.
That was.
Shout out to all the Packers fans that died a thousand deaths.
As that thing stayed up in the air for like a minute, and there was nothing but
49er jerseys
around it.
I was thinking, is he going to try to pick it up and kick it out of the back of
the end
zone?
And he scooped it right up and scored a fucking touchdown.
It was un-fucking-believable.
I couldn't believe it.
And when the fucking, when Indomica Su caused that fumble, another one.
Oh, my God.
Just screaming.
Oh, my God.
It was the most exciting weekend of football.
It was fucking amazing.
But, I don't know.
I got to be honest.
I am not buying the 49ers.
I'm just not.
I think, I don't know.
This feels like a weird year in the NFL.
You know, it's a transitional thing where, like, Roethlisberger's retiring.
That might have been Tom Brady's last game.
I feel like, you know, Mahomes is the guy.
Russell Wilson.
And then there's, like, two, like, open slots.
There's usually three or four, you know, on the Mount Rushmore of any period.
You know, we used to be Brady, Peyton.
I'd say Drew Brees, Roethlisberger.
I know Aaron Rodgers was in there, obviously.
Wait, I didn't include Aaron Rodgers.
I'm acting like he's retiring.
So, right now, it's Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, and Russell Wilson.
I don't know.
It just feels like, it feels like a weird year.
Maybe because there's so many, like, new teams in there.
And there's so many guys, like, playing right now that don't have rings.
So, it just feels like, it just feels odd.
But it's kind of fucking cool.
Like, seeing the Bills and the Chiefs playing each other in the playoffs.
I don't think I've ever fucking seen that.
I don't know that that's happened since I've been watching football.
Let me look that up.
Because the Bills had a couple of okay years in the early 80s, as did the Chiefs.
But they never amounted to playoffs.
Maybe a wild card.
Let's see here.
Last time the Bills played the Chiefs in the playoffs?
You kidding me?
Playoffs.
That's my favorite part of it.
You kidding me?
Okay.
Well, here's the last time the Bills and Chiefs played.
The Bills lost 38-24.
Bills versus Chiefs playoff history.
There is a trend watching.
This is just like cooking videos.
Just give me the fucking answer.
There is a trend there that bears watching in the next few weeks.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
The Chiefs won the 1966 AFL Championship game in Buffalo,
which enabled them to play in the very first Super Bowl,
where they lost to the dynastic Green Bay Packers of Vince Lombardi.
Dynastic.
I didn't know that was a word.
There you go.
They haven't played since 66 in the playoffs.
Playoffs.
Playoffs?
You kidding me?
You know, I love you kidding me.
That's Dangerfield.
My mother-in-law.
Oh, you kidding?
Oh, you kidding?
I love that.
You kidding?
Anyway, let's see here.
What was I talking about?
I was talking about the Bills Chiefs.
Anyways, the 49ers.
See, I'm just not feeling like they are 100% this solid unit.
And of the teams that are left.
And of the teams that are left right now, when I'm watching this, once again,
the teams left are the Rams, the Bengals, the 49ers, and the winner of the
Chiefs versus the Bills.
I feel like the Rams have the best defense.
Now, when I was a kid, right up until my mid-40s, defense won championships.
But they have made so many fucking rule changes.
You know?
I mean, look at field goals.
I am still, I'm living in the past with that.
I'm still doing the old 23 skidoo when you guys moved on to the jitterbug there.
Like, this whole fucking thing, like, it's like field goals got me-tooed.
I literally just watched the Bills.
Drove right down the field.
Their first possession.
Some real shit calls, I gotta be honest with you.
The fucking QB option.
What are we playing?
Fucking high school football here?
You know?
Ran that twice.
So then it becomes fourth and goal.
I'm like, all right, you kick it here, you take the points.
Get some fucking points on the board.
They didn't.
They went for it on fourth down.
And I'm like, this is fucking ridiculous.
And they got it.
Now, there's a lot of sports fans who aren't good at math.
So they go, well, there you go.
That's why you go for it.
But it's like, but if you don't get it, you know?
You're leaving that three points out there.
And I still feel that that fucking adds up over the game.
Over the game.
You keep going for it, you know?
And you make it one out of three times.
So you get yourself seven points, but you could have had nine.
You know, I don't get it.
Although I did pick an example where the math worked out in my favor.
It starts adding up.
But I don't know.
The coach of the Bills said that he thinks that you should go for it.
And last I checked, he coaches an NFL team.
And I don't, despite what Twitter is saying.
That is not me.
This game's really settled down.
I got a weird feeling.
I think the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl.
I'll say this.
If it's, if the Bills beat the fucking Chiefs, I like the Rams to win it all.
I just think that front four is, is a fucking problem.
And I don't care how good your quarterback is, including Josh Allen, that he
can run and do all of that shit.
Those guys are like, they're reminding me of those giant teams.
They used to frustrate the Pats and cause Brady to be uncomfortable and move
out of the pocket and all of that shit.
We shall see.
We shall see.
I still love a field.
I mean, let's say, I'm sitting here talking about field goals.
The field goals fucking won every goddamn game this weekend.
What am I talking about?
People seem to ignore all of that.
You know, I guess that that's when you kick a field goal right in the end.
They're going to just going to come out like, like fucking Mariano Rivera.
Just the end of the game to close it out.
Like, who's the fucking Bengals field goal kicker?
Guy was talking crazy shit.
Before he comes out on the field, he goes, congratulations, we're all going to
the AFC championship game.
And he goes out there and kicks a 52 yada.
I mean, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
That's the shit.
What is Gaha field?
I thought it was Arrowhead Stadium.
G E H H G E H A.
Advance social justice.
Thank you, NFL.
What do they have on the sidelines?
Be nice to people.
Wow.
They're really going.
I'll tell you, the NFL, they got some hot takes, don't they?
Advance social justice.
Yeah.
As you don't fucking pay anybody, they got a concussion.
What'd you give them collectively?
40 bucks each?
You took them to subway?
Um, Patrick Mahomes completes, I'll tell you that the fucking, uh, 832 to go in
the second quarter.
Um, I gotta be honest with you with the Superbowl that I wanted to see.
I wanted to see the, the Buffalo bills against the Tom Brady Buccaneers.
That's the one that I wanted to see.
I wanted to see the storybook ending for the Buffalo bills where they beat Bill
Belichick.
And then they beat Tom Brady.
I wanted that.
Or I wanted to see Tom Brady one more time impose his will on that city.
Like they should have a statue of Tom Brady in downtown Buffalo.
They just should.
At least give him the key to the city.
I mean, did anybody, did any professional quarterback in the history of the NFL
send more Buffalo locals over the Niagara Falls in a fucking whiskey barrel
than Tom Brady?
Um, oh God, he just side-armed the bar, the ball.
Now we're going to have to fucking listen to that for the rest of the game.
Did you just see what he did?
I can't fucking believe it.
It's unbelievable.
It's like, did you not see Kent to Colby when you were growing up?
I got to admit, I don't see a lot of people do that.
That is a nice ball.
All right.
I'll give it up for him.
That was nice.
I'll tell you right now, one of the key to the game, one of the key to the game
right now is Tyreek Hill.
If they could shut, if they could shut down Tyreek Hill and make them beat them
with the, oh Jesus, LSU.
There you go.
Edwards Hillel, Hillel, Hillel, hello, whatever his name is.
See what?
They're going to create a hole right there and there's just nobody home.
49 came all the way up in.
He needed to stay home.
He didn't.
And all of a sudden, they're all the way down to the 19 and a half yard line.
Hide with the nice, oh Jesus.
The big whiff.
What the fuck is that?
When did people stop using their fucking arms when they tackle?
I'm going to dive into you.
This isn't a stunt.
I'll tell you what, I don't understand.
As you explained to me why the Green Bay Packers had some kid, 6'4", 228 on the
line trying to block a guy, 6'4", 270.
The poor kid was giving away 42 fucking pounds.
You have Davey versus Goliath.
On your fucking special, maybe that's why you have a problem on special teams.
Did somebody get hurt?
You needed some 300 pound fucking fatty who looked like he just got off a
Harley.
Big fucking square head, you know, with those cheeks that get pushed in when he
fucking puts a helmet on.
To the point you can't even tell his nationality.
Head just stuffed in there.
Oh, look at Edwards Hillel, look at the guy just ducking under and over.
Tell you right now, this game is flying by.
All right.
I'm feeling the momentum shifting right now.
These Buffalo Bills better do something.
Because if they go down here and they score a fucking touchdown and go up 14 to
7, this is a team.
They have a lot of veterans with a lot of playoff experience.
You got to be thinking that they're going to start to settle in.
Like, do the Buffalo Bills get a little more tighter here?
Kansas City's offensive coordinator is adorable.
He looks like he should be in some Christmas city, like welcoming you.
He did.
He looked like a fucking snowman.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
You know, Mahomes has a real dainty way of running.
We stopped flipping the guy.
Fucking point.
Oh, yeah.
Something happened down there.
See, then we say Brady does that.
He fucking does it, too.
He was falling down.
Throw the flag over there.
All right.
Sorry.
I think, yeah.
Wait, wait.
I was kind of falling asleep.
Oh, hey.
Almost.
Almost.
Australian rules football.
Oh, Patrick Mahomes just underhanded the ball like he was throwing it to a
toddler.
I mean, that is unbelievable.
That's literally a forward lateral.
I don't know why they always fucking lose their shit when they do that.
They got a lot of looks down there.
A lot of razzle-dazzle.
I'll tell you.
You don't know where it's coming from.
He lateraled the ball forward.
Like, that's how I taught my daughter how to play catch.
Well, gee, Bill, aren't you just the king of the gridiron, having not played
past the third grade?
Patrick Mahomes rolling out, stopping, throwing it.
Oh, touchdown!
Patrick Mahomes.
Come on, Buffalo.
Patrick Mahomes feeling it.
Feeling it.
Patrick Mahomes, undeniable greatness, as much as I tease him or whatever.
You know I think the guy's great.
I'm just making fun of the other.
Josh Salens, what happened?
They just scored a touchdown?
I'm sorry.
I'm from Wyoming, you know.
I'm just a simple country boy.
We just sit here and put our hat on.
I'm not even cold.
I'm just doing it because the team told me to, and I'm just here to do whatever
the team tells me to do.
Patrick Mahomes.
I mean, falling to his left, throws to his right, touchdown.
I mean, you know.
I could sit here and be an old, bald, freckle cunt.
By the way, I'm loving their mascot doing the running man.
That's fucking, that dude is amazing.
Bit of a duck, but it got in there.
All right, yeah.
State Farm.
Okay.
So there you go.
14 to 7, people.
I don't know why I'm announcing this like you don't already know what's
happening.
And this Josh Allen putting it right where you go.
The only place he can catch it.
First down.
Come on, Josh.
I like both of these teams.
I'm not rooting against Kansas City either.
I just want to see a good fucking game here.
I want to see an old school fucking shootout.
Into that.
Look at this.
They just keep throwing to the same part of the fucking field.
What's going on here?
I'm just a country boy.
And I'm going to fucking.
Oh, stop.
Hey.
Yeah.
Good idea, Josh.
Good idea.
What does Patrick Mahomes have?
Increase hate?
Stop hate.
It's just got to be the fucking, the stupidest, lamest.
What is that doing?
Stop hate.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I'll get on that.
You know?
Or is it for people that hate other people?
It's just like, you know, I've got to be honest.
I was going to keep hating.
Then I was watching the Bills versus the Chiefs and I saw it.
It said stop hate.
And I figured if Josh Allen could put that helmet on and not have a problem
with it.
Then maybe I, maybe I should stop hating people.
When did you stop being in the Klan?
Second quarter of Bills versus the Chiefs.
Interesting.
Look at that fucking Josh Allen running like a young Ben Roethlisberger.
Ben Roethlisberger meets Steve Young.
He's got some wheels.
Big fucking John Wayne looking dude.
All right.
Touchdown Bills, baby!
We got ourselves a shootout.
Number third.
Oh, wow.
He just sort of pushed the guy down.
You can do that.
You're an offensive player.
Is that what happened?
Or did he get a trip over the other guy?
No, they're not going to show us.
They don't care.
They don't care about cornerbacks.
Cornerbacks are the redheads of the NFL.
Nobody gives a shit.
How about the Buffalo Bills answering?
Aaron Rodgers throwing axes, shaking off that playoff loss.
I'll tell you, that Tyreek Hill has got to be one of the most elusive.
Look at, look at, what's his face?
Fucking disco dancing there.
Sean just sitting there.
Keep the clock rolling here.
Tyreek Hill, he doesn't run as much as he dances across the field.
All right.
Kelsey, first down.
He's got to start dancing.
Come on, Kelsey.
This is what you do.
You just caught a pass for four yards.
It's time to fucking start dancing.
Let's get a shoe contract out of it.
Is it me or the Kansas City Chiefs helmets a little different red?
Look at Josh Allen just sitting there picking shit out of his teeth.
He doesn't give a fuck.
This guy is so fucking calm and collective.
I'll tell you, he's eating buffalo wings on the way to the game.
Wait, did he just miss that field goal?
Oh, Christ.
I'm trying to be here for field goal kickers.
And look what this guy does.
Wide, I don't know, wide right?
A lot of empty seats there in Arrowhead.
Those big fat bastards just while that barbecue coming out of their ass by the
second quarter.
What the fuck's the Bills coach's name?
Sean what?
That guy runs as bad as I do.
I can tell why you guys think he's me.
Bills coach.
It's Sean something or other.
Sean.
Sean McDermott.
All right, I got it now.
I love how they socially distant during the after the fucking game interview.
And then the second it's over, they like hug the reporter.
Oh, Phil Simms got the bedhead big time this week.
All right.
Okay, I'm going to watch the rest of this game.
And I'm going to take a little NyQuil and sleep this shit off.
And I think I'll be all right.
And I'll be back in fucking action tomorrow.
All right.
That is it.
That is the podcast, everybody.
Congratulations to the NFL.
Great weekend of football.
It was as exciting as the weekend before was not.
Congratulations to your San Francisco 49ers, to your Los Angeles Rams, to your
Cincinnati Bengals, and the winner of the Bills, Kansas City.
I got to admit, I think if, I think the Rams might do it.
I think they have the fucking defense.
They got the coach.
And they got a nice QB there with Stafford.
I don't know.
That defense, I don't see anybody else who's got a defense like what they got.
And defense, I still believe, wins championships.
But then again, I also think you should kick a field goal in the first half.
I don't know.
I'm fucking nuts like that.
All right.
That's it.
Okay.
Second half's beginning.
Go fuck yourselves.
And I'll see you in a couple of days.

Watching the Game During the Podcast (Compilation) - Bill Burr

How are your hats? How's your sporting heart after this weekend of playoff
football?
Jesus Christ. I'll tell you, two weeks ago it was a fucking snooze fest.
Nothing but fucking blowouts.
This past, last week, the weekend before this past weekend, I don't know how to
say it.
Not this weekend, the weekend before.
And this week, I mean, right now I got, it's the second quarter.
And I got the fucking, the Bills and the Chiefs game on right now.
So if you were sleeping under a rock, you know, if you were quarantining to the
point you don't even fucking watch television
because you're afraid someone on TV is going to breathe on you.
This is what happened.
Your Los Angeles Rams beat my second team, the Tom Brady Buccaneers.
That was a tough one to watch.
That was a tough one to watch.
That reminded me of when the Giants would beat the Patriots.
And it was like Tom Brady did his job.
And then the defense would just fucking let us down.
Well, maybe not the first one.
I really think it was the Giants front four on that one.
But like Tom, at the end of the game, drove down, got us the touchdown.
Okay, all you got to do is stop him.
And then they just let him go down the field.
I don't fucking understand how that goddamn safety waits till Cooper Cup is
parallel with him.
And he's not running full speed at that point.
Like, what are you doing?
The safety's not running full speed.
He like, it's like one, go out there, one fucking thing.
Don't let him get behind you.
Don't let him, I can't believe they weren't in this stupid pre-vent.
I actually appreciated the fact that they were actually playing defense.
But I don't know that, I mean, get fucking burned underneath.
Guess that he's going deep.
Let him fucking break off the route.
And then you curl around, you tackle him after he fucking catches the ball.
I don't know.
It's easy for me to say, you can't even fucking run a, I mean, I think I ran a
40-yard dash
between seven and eight seconds when I was 18 in the prime of my life.
But speaking of which, yeah, so Tom Brady goes down, I mean, the fucking Rams
did everything
they could to give them that game.
And Tom Brady, as he always fucking does, you know, goes down and gets the
score to put
your head or tie it up or whatever.
And then the Rams, I mean, the Bucs had one fucking job.
Don't let what happened happen.
Fucking unreal.
You know?
I'll tell you the craziest one, though.
The craziest one was the fucking, was the 49ers beating the Packers, unless
something crazy
happens in this Bills-Jets game.
I mean, I was like, I was on the phone with somebody when they blocked that
punt, and it
just stayed up in the air forever.
And I was just screaming, oh, my God.
That was.
Shout out to all the Packers fans that died a thousand deaths.
As that thing stayed up in the air for like a minute, and there was nothing but
49er jerseys
around it.
I was thinking, is he going to try to pick it up and kick it out of the back of
the end
zone?
And he scooped it right up and scored a fucking touchdown.
It was un-fucking-believable.
I couldn't believe it.
And when the fucking, when Indomica Su caused that fumble, another one.
Oh, my God.
Just screaming.
Oh, my God.
It was the most exciting weekend of football.
It was fucking amazing.
But, I don't know.
I got to be honest.
I am not buying the 49ers.
I'm just not.
I think, I don't know.
This feels like a weird year in the NFL.
You know, it's a transitional thing where, like, Roethlisberger's retiring.
That might have been Tom Brady's last game.
I feel like, you know, Mahomes is the guy.
Russell Wilson.
And then there's, like, two, like, open slots.
There's usually three or four, you know, on the Mount Rushmore of any period.
You know, we used to be Brady, Peyton.
I'd say Drew Brees, Roethlisberger.
I know Aaron Rodgers was in there, obviously.
Wait, I didn't include Aaron Rodgers.
I'm acting like he's retiring.
So, right now, it's Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, and Russell Wilson.
I don't know.
It just feels like, it feels like a weird year.
Maybe because there's so many, like, new teams in there.
And there's so many guys, like, playing right now that don't have rings.
So, it just feels like, it just feels odd.
But it's kind of fucking cool.
Like, seeing the Bills and the Chiefs playing each other in the playoffs.
I don't think I've ever fucking seen that.
I don't know that that's happened since I've been watching football.
Let me look that up.
Because the Bills had a couple of okay years in the early 80s, as did the Chiefs.
But they never amounted to playoffs.
Maybe a wild card.
Let's see here.
Last time the Bills played the Chiefs in the playoffs?
You kidding me?
Playoffs.
That's my favorite part of it.
You kidding me?
Okay.
Well, here's the last time the Bills and Chiefs played.
The Bills lost 38-24.
Bills versus Chiefs playoff history.
There is a trend watching.
This is just like cooking videos.
Just give me the fucking answer.
There is a trend there that bears watching in the next few weeks.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
The Chiefs won the 1966 AFL Championship game in Buffalo,
which enabled them to play in the very first Super Bowl,
where they lost to the dynastic Green Bay Packers of Vince Lombardi.
Dynastic.
I didn't know that was a word.
There you go.
They haven't played since 66 in the playoffs.
Playoffs.
Playoffs?
You kidding me?
You know, I love you kidding me.
That's Dangerfield.
My mother-in-law.
Oh, you kidding?
Oh, you kidding?
I love that.
You kidding?
Anyway, let's see here.
What was I talking about?
I was talking about the Bills Chiefs.
Anyways, the 49ers.
See, I'm just not feeling like they are 100% this solid unit.
And of the teams that are left.
And of the teams that are left right now, when I'm watching this, once again,
the teams left are the Rams, the Bengals, the 49ers, and the winner of the
Chiefs versus the Bills.
I feel like the Rams have the best defense.
Now, when I was a kid, right up until my mid-40s, defense won championships.
But they have made so many fucking rule changes.
You know?
I mean, look at field goals.
I am still, I'm living in the past with that.
I'm still doing the old 23 skidoo when you guys moved on to the jitterbug there.
Like, this whole fucking thing, like, it's like field goals got me-tooed.
I literally just watched the Bills.
Drove right down the field.
Their first possession.
Some real shit calls, I gotta be honest with you.
The fucking QB option.
What are we playing?
Fucking high school football here?
You know?
Ran that twice.
So then it becomes fourth and goal.
I'm like, all right, you kick it here, you take the points.
Get some fucking points on the board.
They didn't.
They went for it on fourth down.
And I'm like, this is fucking ridiculous.
And they got it.
Now, there's a lot of sports fans who aren't good at math.
So they go, well, there you go.
That's why you go for it.
But it's like, but if you don't get it, you know?
You're leaving that three points out there.
And I still feel that that fucking adds up over the game.
Over the game.
You keep going for it, you know?
And you make it one out of three times.
So you get yourself seven points, but you could have had nine.
You know, I don't get it.
Although I did pick an example where the math worked out in my favor.
It starts adding up.
But I don't know.
The coach of the Bills said that he thinks that you should go for it.
And last I checked, he coaches an NFL team.
And I don't, despite what Twitter is saying.
That is not me.
This game's really settled down.
I got a weird feeling.
I think the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl.
I'll say this.
If it's, if the Bills beat the fucking Chiefs, I like the Rams to win it all.
I just think that front four is, is a fucking problem.
And I don't care how good your quarterback is, including Josh Allen, that he
can run and do all of that shit.
Those guys are like, they're reminding me of those giant teams.
They used to frustrate the Pats and cause Brady to be uncomfortable and move
out of the pocket and all of that shit.
We shall see.
We shall see.
I still love a field.
I mean, let's say, I'm sitting here talking about field goals.
The field goals fucking won every goddamn game this weekend.
What am I talking about?
People seem to ignore all of that.
You know, I guess that that's when you kick a field goal right in the end.
They're going to just going to come out like, like fucking Mariano Rivera.
Just the end of the game to close it out.
Like, who's the fucking Bengals field goal kicker?
Guy was talking crazy shit.
Before he comes out on the field, he goes, congratulations, we're all going to
the AFC championship game.
And he goes out there and kicks a 52 yada.
I mean, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
That's the shit.
What is Gaha field?
I thought it was Arrowhead Stadium.
G E H H G E H A.
Advance social justice.
Thank you, NFL.
What do they have on the sidelines?
Be nice to people.
Wow.
They're really going.
I'll tell you, the NFL, they got some hot takes, don't they?
Advance social justice.
Yeah.
As you don't fucking pay anybody, they got a concussion.
What'd you give them collectively?
40 bucks each?
You took them to subway?
Um, Patrick Mahomes completes, I'll tell you that the fucking, uh, 832 to go in
the second quarter.
Um, I gotta be honest with you with the Superbowl that I wanted to see.
I wanted to see the, the Buffalo bills against the Tom Brady Buccaneers.
That's the one that I wanted to see.
I wanted to see the storybook ending for the Buffalo bills where they beat Bill
Belichick.
And then they beat Tom Brady.
I wanted that.
Or I wanted to see Tom Brady one more time impose his will on that city.
Like they should have a statue of Tom Brady in downtown Buffalo.
They just should.
At least give him the key to the city.
I mean, did anybody, did any professional quarterback in the history of the NFL
send more Buffalo locals over the Niagara Falls in a fucking whiskey barrel
than Tom Brady?
Um, oh God, he just side-armed the bar, the ball.
Now we're going to have to fucking listen to that for the rest of the game.
Did you just see what he did?
I can't fucking believe it.
It's unbelievable.
It's like, did you not see Kent to Colby when you were growing up?
I got to admit, I don't see a lot of people do that.
That is a nice ball.
All right.
I'll give it up for him.
That was nice.
I'll tell you right now, one of the key to the game, one of the key to the game
right now is Tyreek Hill.
If they could shut, if they could shut down Tyreek Hill and make them beat them
with the, oh Jesus, LSU.
There you go.
Edwards Hillel, Hillel, Hillel, hello, whatever his name is.
See what?
They're going to create a hole right there and there's just nobody home.
49 came all the way up in.
He needed to stay home.
He didn't.
And all of a sudden, they're all the way down to the 19 and a half yard line.
Hide with the nice, oh Jesus.
The big whiff.
What the fuck is that?
When did people stop using their fucking arms when they tackle?
I'm going to dive into you.
This isn't a stunt.
I'll tell you what, I don't understand.
As you explained to me why the Green Bay Packers had some kid, 6'4", 228 on the
line trying to block a guy, 6'4", 270.
The poor kid was giving away 42 fucking pounds.
You have Davey versus Goliath.
On your fucking special, maybe that's why you have a problem on special teams.
Did somebody get hurt?
You needed some 300 pound fucking fatty who looked like he just got off a
Harley.
Big fucking square head, you know, with those cheeks that get pushed in when he
fucking puts a helmet on.
To the point you can't even tell his nationality.
Head just stuffed in there.
Oh, look at Edwards Hillel, look at the guy just ducking under and over.
Tell you right now, this game is flying by.
All right.
I'm feeling the momentum shifting right now.
These Buffalo Bills better do something.
Because if they go down here and they score a fucking touchdown and go up 14 to
7, this is a team.
They have a lot of veterans with a lot of playoff e