Name: Jacked Old Guys in Hollywood - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-02-01T15:30:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jacked Old Guys in Hollywood - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jacked Old Guys in Hollywood - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-01. Transcript available.

i went into hollywood something i never do just being the older fella that i am
which i kind of
love being old is this shit by the way don't let any of these fucking real
housewives or these
fucking guys you know the new thing now is they show you know it used to be the
real housewives
right the way they would just show like you know you can still have perky tits
in your 50s
and you know a wrinkled free shiny sweaty looking face whatever the fuck that
is you know looking
like you just got out of a steam room some people find that attractive i guess
i don't know um
they're now starting to do that with guys they haven't all of these like
fucking shredded older
guys and they're just sitting there with sad pecs staring down at the floor
like they don't want to
fight anybody and then all of a sudden you know then they do the after picture
and the guy is just
fucking jacked did a fucking cycle they're all doing this there's no fucking
way
ira there's no diet and there's no fucking workout for you to get that fucking
shredded and put that
amount of muscle on in your 50s you can't fucking do it you cannot fucking do
it do i have any medical
background no i don't this doesn't stop me i'll pontificate all i want you know
what my research is
being a 53 year old man yeah that's it your shoulders give out everything's
done it's a fucking
rap you're in your 50s you're in your yoga years you start having soup and
salad all right you're going
easy your baby in the engine so you can still get up the fucking hill they got
these fucking 63 year
olds running up the hills carrying logs like they're trying to become a fucking
green beret or some
shit i'm not buying it you know what's funny is to see a shredded fucking hair
plug guy in his 60s
some roided up guy um i do find that fascinating people wanting to continue to
be fuckable
well into i don't know how i don't understand it once you have kids all you
want to do is just sleep
like i get you know i understand now why couples after a while they sleep in
separate rooms you know
what i mean it doesn't mean the marriage is over you've just reached a level of
maturity like look
look look what banging did you know we got this beautiful family and now we're
just tired all right
how about you have your own bed you know and you can sprawl out and snore and
do whatever you want i
can be down the hall muttering and grinding my teeth or whatever the crazy
bullshit i do
then we'll wake up in the morning see each other absents making the heart grow
fonder somebody's
always going to wake up earlier right um i don't know what i'm talking about i
never do i never do but
i'm calling bullshit i'm calling bullshit on these like it's one thing if you
if you just kept working out
i'll give it with those guys but those guys that let themselves go and they got
like a dad bod and
and all of that and then dude i'm talking more shredded than most people are
ever shredded in their lives
coming back like roger clemens on the blue jays
right like i thought he was done all of a sudden it's 1984 again what happened
um anyway um
i want to see the first 60 year old roid rage you know
just flips out and his 59 year old girlfriend is just going like you know he
used to just be such a
relaxed person i told him there was nothing wrong with his man boobs and he
just said told me that he
he didn't feel good about himself so at first he started doing steroids in his
fight that doesn't
even happen anymore thanks to all of these athletes olympic professional and
otherwise who've all been
taking that all the way back to the the 70s or whatever whenever it first came
out
now it's like a cream you know you put it on like cbd um