Name: Testing Negative and Canceling Dates - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-02-04T15:45:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Testing Negative and Canceling Dates - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Testing Negative and Canceling Dates - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-04. Transcript available.

all freckles covid negative negator negative so there you go there you have it
i am part of the
statistics um you know and i got both shots and i got the booster so i didn't
even know i fucking
had it unless i tested then i tested i realized i had i thought i just had a
little scratchy throat
there which happens from time to time um but i am calling it the shot from now
on it's not a vaccine
let me look up a definition of a vaccine vaccine doesn't that mean you get it
once and then you
can't get the shit although i know it was for the 19th not the omicron it was
for the star wars
version not the empire strikes back there uh vaccine definition
a substance used to simulate the production of ant uh of antibodies and provide
immunity against one of
several diseases prepared from the caustic costative agent of the disease its
product or a synthetic
substitute treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease okay so it's
still so it isn't
just you get it you're done how long
should vaccines oh wait i got one what's the difference
between a vaccine and a shot by the way for all you non-vaxxers i am not microchipped
and i didn't
grow a foot where my dick was whatever dumb shit you thought was going to
happen um immunization
or vaccination what is the difference
let's see let's see so maybe you can still call it a vaccine
uh how does immunization work the term vaccine this is funny this is like
literally what people do
and then 10 minutes later they feel like they have a strong like argument this
is what i'm doing right
now people on both sides do this let me google this and then i'll google that
and now i'm ready to argue
who wants some um i don't know i don't know what the fuck it is all i know is i
got the shots and uh
i was fine i smoked cigars every day i had covid and i felt fucking great
i've seen the people that didn't get the shit and they were fucking gray
um they did not look so hot oh god dude i was a fucking shit dude i'll tell you
you don't want to
get it man you don't want to get it that's all i heard um so plowing ahead um
all right so because
of covid i had to reschedule my uh fantasy fantasy springs resort date in palm
springs california my
apologies uh for the late cancellation i was hoping i was going to test uh
negative but it did not happen
um so uh there's still a few tickets left because i know some people
were traveling in to see the show and they had to give up their tickets i feel
bad about that
you can go to billburr.com um to get for the ticket links links there's some
left once again my
apology apologies to people i don't know i mean it was beyond my control um
yeah so there you go um
have a great weekend and thank you to everybody who switched your plans to come
out to my fantasy
spring states uh i'm going to go extra hard extra extra hard on that show all
right that's it