Name: Spelling Bee Fail to Landscaper - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-02-09T02:09:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Spelling Bee Fail to Landscaper - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Spelling Bee Fail to Landscaper - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

right by the ronald reagan library berry library you're telling me times i've
gone to a library
i can't even say the word uh that's yeah that would take me out of a spelling
bee uh library uh
l-i-e b-e-r-r-y library man what do they do don't they like ring a bell it's a
weird sound in the
spelling bee when you're out it sounds like you got it right like ding oh yay
that would be the best
just show up as a moron you spell it wrong and then you hear like the thing
and you act like you think you actually legitimately think you get it right you
do the
jim florentine yay and you go back over to sit down and then somebody has to
come over and be like no
no no buddy it's over it's over for you you're gonna be a ditch digger
what do i do now um you got a buddy of yours yours that uh cleans up yards
starting his own
fucking landscaping business
that was a big gig when i was a kid landscaping landscaping
riding in the back of the truck and just going into old people's yards and
cleaning them up
just absolute back-breaking work even in your teens in your 20s that that job jesus
christ
the few times i did that that really made me think i should have applied myself
in school
i now know what these people were talking about jesus christ
you know i'm not talking about landscape design horticulture that type of shit
i'm just talking
landscaping bare bones come over here mow the lawn rake it up rake up the
leaves edge it do all of
the fucking spreading the peat moss shovel it out into a fucking wheelbarrow i
mean i don't know how they
do it nowadays they probably have drones doing it but like when i was a kid you
showed up and you cut off
jean shorts you know for some reason everybody had a knife you know one of
those fucking
knives on their fucking belts and then you just walked around with your cut off
jeans
right and your socks and your work boots and by like nine in the morning all
the hair on your legs
was just covered like it was like this dirt and mist on your legs
i just remember eating sandwiches on the back of the truck and your nails would
just be like just black
you know and then being a redhead like i just couldn't do it it's the same
reason why i don't
golf i just you know i could landscape at night you know if they had nighttime
golf courses
which i'm sure they have somewhere maybe in alaska during that time of year you
know when it's always
dark for most of the year i could handle that but yeah i just was i just was
not built for any of that