Name: I Wanna Impress Him - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-03-01T16:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Wanna Impress Him - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Wanna Impress Him - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-01. Transcript available.

old billy fucking twinkle toes is gonna go work out now keep it going um a lady
looking for advice
hey old billy freckle speckle i'm a lady listener since 2009 big fan of all
your work and loved you
in the recent uh dog movie yes go out and go see the movie dog it's uh it's
playing now
at your local showcase cinemas there um anyway i need some advice from my
husband this year we are
celebrating our 20th anniversary together congratulations and i'm struggling on
what to
get him we've been together since high school so there is not much surprise
left in our relationship
which is fine we're both very happy and still in love but i'm really not sure
what the hell to get
him as a present i was thinking about doing uh doing one of those boudoir photo
shoots that are
growing in popularity get your hair and makeup done and basically pay a shit
ton of money to take
sexy photos don't fucking do that have some fucking creep keep the negatives
however do they even use
film anymore however i'm thinking he'll look at the pictures once and the album
will get put inside a
cabinet for years i'm curious what you think is a good gift or if nia has ever
purchased you something
that you absolutely loved we don't have any kids so we typically go out all the
time and buy whatever we
want so it's really tough i have no clue any help is appreciated thanks and go
fuck yourself um
i had the best christmas uh i've had as an adult this past year my wife bought
me a little bose uh
speaker thing that synced up to my phone and wherever i go i can just take this
thing with me it's like a
little stereo just cranks my music i got the fucking apple headphones and what
i guess one other thing
yeah does he have like a hobby or something like that if he has a hobby just
buy him the next level
thing in his hobby um i would do something like that or uh you know then there's
always the classic
you know uh take the guy out to dinner and then blow him afterwards i mean that's
i mean that's a hundred
percent take him out to chuck e cheese and blow him in the parking lot like you're
still in high
school like you did way back like the reason he made make him remember why he
married you
you know and the same thing goes for guys make them make the ladies remember
why you married them take
him to dairy queen and chow their box in the
don't fucking with you that's not why they married you
take him to some stupid fucking store and buy him another goddamn designer bag
that they don't need
that's why they married you and then go run an errand after you're already out
that requires you to drive
past the house as they tell you to swing by could you swing by over here i'm
driving past the house
that's not swinging by all right that's the podcast everybody