Name: Phil Collins' Songs and Infomercials - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-03-02T16:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Phil Collins' Songs and Infomercials - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Phil Collins' Songs and Infomercials - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-02. Transcript available.

oh people i got a fucking earworm i i listened to this song the other day and i
i cannot i cannot
get it out of my head because phil collins plays on the track and he fucking
kills it
um it was something my drum teacher told me about a couple years ago and for
some i don't know i was
on the internet just going down the fucking rabbit hole and i found that song
again and i listened to
it and i cannot get the fucking song out of my head and i'm warning you right
now that if you go
and you listen to this song you are going to be in the same place that i am
okay so you know that going
in okay i've let you in so this you cannot sue the podcast if you can't get
this fucking song out of
your goddamn head for the last four days five days maybe i have had tears for
fears uh woman in chains
in my head you know i just can't get it out of and i don't even know i don't
even know the words
i just love phil collins drumming on it it starts off i don't even know what he
said you better be
better be you better be woman in chains woman in chains it's like the ultimate
you know women can do
no wrong at no point in the song do they ask why the guy had to put his woman
in chains you know
maybe she was lighting up the credit card tears for fears right do they ever
think of that nope
men are stone right it's all about how men are fucking assholes um and at one
point this woman
i've listened to this song like 400 fucking times because phil collins kills it
so hard on the track
and i still have no idea what any of the words are other than men are stone
it always makes me laugh when he screams it um are we stone is that what we are
we just sort of
beaten down and we don't have any fucking fight left in us um no jesus bill are
you gonna start this
way is this how you're gonna start the podcast um yeah yeah so free them that's
how it goes it goes
into that uh listen i'm not saying they don't have a valid argument you know i'm
not saying that there
hasn't been times you know that you know as a man you're going into a store and
you don't want to
bring your woman in so you know you tell her to stay in the car and you leave
her in there like a
fucking dog and then they start crying and then they put that song on i think
that's what that's
what happens you better not leave me here you better not leave me here
woman in cars just stay in the car why why can't i go in because you're gonna
want you're gonna want
something you know it's like a kid i can't bring a kid in there and then they're
gonna see a fucking
toy and then i gotta deal with that and both of you gonna end up in tears right
then you're gonna
start telling me how i'm fucking cold and then put on menace though uh but
listen to phil collins on
that you know people there's still like a question was phil collins really a
great drummer was he
really was he really a great drummer you know because all they think of was
when he did like uh
what was did he just sing i'm walking on sunshine he had like all those fucking
so so studio all those songs but listen to brand x and listen to all this that
shit he did with
robert plant incredible i want to hear from ginger baker uh fans though you
know when uh i was always
i'll always be blown away how when i watched that uh beware mr baker the way eric
clapton dismissed the
argument that john bonham was anywhere near as good a drummer as ginger baker
they asked him and he just
goes oh no they're not even in the same conversation and i was like i don't
know what the fuck i've been
doing i gotta go back and listen to cream which i did and it wasn't until i saw
ginger baker's like
the drum solo he did it like royal albert hall i don't know if i've talked
about this before i have
no idea people i've been having problems sleeping lately i've been stressed out
getting ready to do this
fucking project you know and there's only so many nights you can do a fucking
you know john wayne
double shot of fucking nyquil before you just have to address the fact that you're
gonna have to start
counting sheep right um anyway yeah i just couldn't have fucking sleep last
night i was just
laying in fucking bed you know like when you're so tired you're like i need to
go to sleep i need to
go to sleep and then your brain is just going going going going going and i'm
like all right it's midnight
all right it's one in the morning oh it's got to be like a quarter to two it's
got to be a quarter to two and
then you fucking wake up at like 5 45 a.m because you're thinking about all
this shit you have to do
today you know doesn't this sound like the beginning of the an infomercial and
i'm gonna have a solution
for this at the end of it start eating grapefruit do you know anybody remember
that remember the
grapefruit 45 diet i don't know anybody who eats grapefruit and doesn't lose
weight the problem is
you'd have to eat 80 grapefruits a day to fucking lose your man tits but now we've
glued this
construction worker to a fucking steel gird or whatever all those things were
the same i miss
those guys screaming at me the end of an era was when that billy mays died ah
billy mays look at this
vacuum cleaner you better get your kids out of the room it'll fucking suck them
up too screaming and
then there was that other guy who had the exercise equipment and he was jacked
and he was dressed like
he was gonna go scuba diving remember that was that was like a that was a look
for a while he dressed
that way the drummer for uh dave matthews band used to dress that way they all
dressed like at any
moment like they were gonna go fucking jump on a boogie board and they walked
around in public some of
them performed concerts in front of fucking 40 000 people going out there you
know like they were on
a family vacation i always wonder what buddy rich would have thought about that
price you god god
damn it kid you go out there with a sport coat on or you don't go out on the
bandstand at all
woman in chains wow on a fucking loop i can't get to sleep laying in bed and i'm
like man of stone
oh jesus um woman in chains um