Name: NHL (03/29/2022) - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-03-30T16:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NHL (03/29/2022) - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NHL (03/29/2022) - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-30. Transcript available.

Yeah, other than that, I don't even know what's going on, other than the Bruins
had two big victories last week, from what I heard from my buddies back east.
We beat the Montreal Canadiens in overtime. Brad Marchand scored.
Shout out to the Canadians. They suck this year, but they still always get up
to play the Bruins, man.
So, you know, my respect to them. And then we also beat the always fucking
ridiculously difficult team, the Tampa Bay Lightning.
So, that's good stuff. And I heard we picked up a defenseman. I don't know his
name, but all my buddies are saying it's what we needed.
And I'm like, is this the guy that's going to fucking beat somebody's roof in
if they run our goaltender?
And they're like, well, no, you know, he's physical. I don't know. I still
think we need one of those guys, you know.
Ever since Lucic and Sean Thornton left, I just feel like, you know, you know,
we have not had that person.
I don't know. I think it's always good to have just that one person to keep you
honest.
Oh, speaking of which, I did watch a little bit of a hockey game the other
night.
Was it last night? I watched the Capitals versus the Hurricanes.
And I love watching the Capitals because they have a great announcer.
And then also, like, total fucking, like, Homer announcers, which is always
great to listen to a Homer announcer when you have a guy like Wilson on your
team.
It's the funniest shit ever.
Because that hit last night against the Carolina Hurricanes.
That was a totally clean hit.
So they always go, oh, it's a clean hit, you know, his shoulder went right into
his chest.
He's not targeting the head or whatever.
But then, like, whenever he, like, fucking takes three strides and boards
somebody and tries to end their career,
they'll be like, they always just like, you know, it was a marginal hit, you
know.
As he started, you know, it's just like a bad luck thing where, you know, if
you see when he starts to skate at him,
his body is turned sideways.
And at the last second, he turns his back, you know, it's just one of those
bang-bang plays, you know.
You see, at the last second, his jaw came down to his sternum level.
And, you know, I mean, Wilson's skating full speed.
I mean, there's nothing he can do.
I mean, he has to protect himself.
You know, I'm not saying that Bruins announcers don't do the same thing.
It's just fun to hear other people do it.
Plus, is it, is it, how do you say his name?
I've only listened to him a thousand fucking times.
Is it Joe Beninante?
Beninante?
Is that how you say it?
Whatever the guy's name.
The guy's incredible.
Just kind of has a great voice.
And they're a fun team to watch.
Then I watched a little bit of the, I watched the end of the St. Louis Blues
game.
Congratulations to Tarasenko becoming, like, the fourth, I think, St. Louis
Blues
to score 500 points with that team.
Joining, what was it, Brett Hull.
Who the fuck else played for him?
Al McGinnis?
I can't remember.
I just remember Brett Hull.
I miss Brett Hull.
How fun was that guy?
I mean, you know, I wish more athletes were like him
and just didn't give a fuck about endorsements
and just said exactly what the hell they were thinking.
I remember one time he got hurt.
This was during the height of the clutch and grab era.
In hockey.
And he came back.
And he was like, you know, we need to fix this game.
I was out for, like, 10 days.
And I was watching hockey.
It is so goddamn boring.
It's ridiculous.
We need to fix the game.
And he got in trouble for it.
You know?
I mean, I guess, you know, he's biting the hand that feeds.
But still, he was 100% right.
That was during that time, too, when Mario Lemieux was just like,
listen, I'm going to fucking retire.
Dude, there was, like, guys, like, had one-eighth the talent of Lemieux.
And they would just grab his jerseys.
He went by and, like, basically water ski behind him,
trying to slow him down or whatever.
Um...