Name: NBA (04/28/2022) - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-04-30T03:35:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NBA (04/28/2022) - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'NBA (04/28/2022) - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-30. Transcript available.

Anyway, and how about your Boston Celtics?
Woo!
Oh, freckles.
Oh, Billy Bitchknees was like, let's not get too confident after being up two
games to none
and seeing all those meathead Celtics fans walking.
Not saying all Celtics fans are meatheads.
I mean the drunks that walk up to the cameras after the game's over going four
and four.
Guess what?
They were right.
What a surprise.
I used to be right before I had kids.
And I got busy.
I used to be right about sports a lot.
I cannot remember.
Oh, wait a minute.
I beat the book this year against the spread in football.
So I did all right there.
But I did lose to Verzi.
Verzi did better than me.
But I remember after game two, I was saying that, you know, I don't know.
We came out.
We had sunglasses on for the fucking, the after party there with the press.
And I just saw that look on Kevin Durant's face.
And he had that Marvin Gaye red knitted hat on.
And I was just going like, I just don't think that these guys think, are
thinking the way
those Celtics fans are saying in four.
But it turns out those meathead Celtic fans were right.
And old man Billy was wrong once again.
Once again, I was wrong.
So I'm looking forward to the Celtics because, you know, beyond the fact,
obviously, I want
to see him win another championship.
I'm also looking forward to, you know, when we play the Bucs.
I'm assuming they closed out the Bulls.
I didn't see the score.
But I'm looking forward to the long-awaited rematch.
The grudge match returned from that, that, that, uh, Grayson Allen, two flagrant
fouls in the
summer league game against one of the nicest guys in the NBA, Grant Williams.
I mean, that guy can just cannot get a fucking call.
And that guy is just completely, I don't know what, all of a sudden he's
hitting every three
pointer he takes, he's playing a great game and Grayson Allen has cleaned up
his game, but
we'll see what happens.
You know, everybody's going to be talking about, uh, uh, the Greek freak, Ante
Tocampo, right?
And everybody's going to be talking about Jalen, uh, Jalen Rosen, fucking, uh,
Jason Williams,
right?
And all the Celtics, smart, but I'm going to be watching Grant Williams.
Well, you watch Jalen Brown, as I almost called him Jalen Rose.
Uh, fuck you.
I got two kids under five.
I'm trying.
The fact that I didn't know anybody's name is amazing.
Um, I'm going to be watching the first time Grant Williams sets a screen on
Grayson Allen
to see what happens.
Does it reignite the fire?
You know, it's one of the great NBA rivalries, grudge matches that nobody talks
about.
You know, you know, ESPN, they don't have the nerve to talk about this type of
stuff the
way I do.
Um...