Name: Depp vs Heard - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-05-03T03:19:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Depp vs Heard - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Depp vs Heard - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-03. Transcript available.

Trial. Dear Bill, I've been watching the Depp trial, Johnny Depp trial, every
day on YouTube
in the background while working. It's fucking awesome, Bill. Watching someone
get caught lying
is super underrated. Oh, I heard he is absolutely destroying her. I'm too big a
Johnny Depp fan to
watch that. I love that guy and I just, you know, I don't want to hear all this
personal details and
shit, but from what I've seen, the guy is fucking destroying. And what's great
about this is if he
really does expose this woman for lying, I'm wondering all of these people that,
you know,
just accepted her lies about him, if they're going to apologize somehow,
because they publicly trashed
him. It'd be nice if they then publicly apologized and said, maybe next time we
won't jump to
conclusions. Anyways, he goes, it's fucking awesome, Bill. Watching someone get
caught lying is super
underrated. Having someone who has gone on the record as saying one thing and
then having proof
that the other happened is so fulfilling. On top of all of it, you get Johnny
effortlessly
throwing that Hollywood charm around the courtroom. I'd love to have it on
vinyl. I got to be honest
with you. My good buddy, Paul Verzi, he's been watching it. He just keeps
calling me up. He goes,
Are you watching this? He's like, Johnny is absolutely destroying her.
You know, I've just heard like bits and pieces of that. It really does amaze me
how it just, the pendulum just does not seem to swing the other way.
That all of these women's groups that when they see a woman that lies like this,
which
really hurts their position. Because there are women out there that are in a
relationship
that this woman evidently lied and claimed that she was in when she wasn't. And
for someone
to go out and lie about it hurts the people that are actually in it. So you
think that they
would cover this and they would also talk about like, you know, I remember a
guy a long time
ago told me, he said, if you're in a relationship with a woman, if she ever
starts swinging on you,
lock yourself in the bathroom. Lock yourself in the bathroom. So, you know, she
won't hit you
anymore. It doesn't escalate. And there's going to be no evidence of you at
some point, because
you're going to have to get her off you. You know, she can be look at this mark
in my wrist when he,
you know, because you caught her hand as she was swinging at you. You caught
her wrist,
then you're going to get in trouble. You know, you're wearing a ring. It leaves
a mark. You're
just fucking done. You know, it's like, no, I just grabbed her arms because she
was swinging
at me. No, we have to take you in and all of that shit. Um, it just fascinates
me that when
there's just a clear example of something like this, that I think it really
hurts
feminism, if they want more men to come along, that if they would actually
trash someone like this
publicly, the way that they would go after a toxic guy, because, you know, I
don't mad I'm going
after a toxic guy. He's an asshole. I get that. But, you know, I don't know for
someone to be able
to do like if, if, if this really goes in the direction that everything she was
saying was absolute
bullshit and the level that this guy's career suffered and the amount of shit
that happened
to him. Um, if it all just pans out of with a whole, oh yeah, sorry about that.
Like, that's how it's going to end. It just, it just doesn't fucking seem right.
And you know what?
It doesn't sit well with me. Um, so anyway, if I had the time, I would
definitely, uh, I would be
watching more of it. I mean, Verzi's losing his mind. Like he's watching like a
seven game series.
He thought it was going to be a seven game series, but it sounds like Johnny's
going to sweep.
Um, which makes me happy. Yeah. I like that guy.