Name: Intermittent Fasting - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-05-17T16:45:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Intermittent Fasting - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Intermittent Fasting - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-17. Transcript available.

I am still doing the intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting.
I haven't stepped on the scale.
I was $1.82 and a half last time I got on the scale.
I'd like to be 10 pounds lighter.
So I've been doing that.
And I've got to be honest with you, after like two days, you just sort of
settle into it.
It's not that big a deal.
Eight hours eating, 16 hours of not eating.
So like right now, I haven't eaten yet.
Jeez, my kids are louder than hell today.
Let's see here.
Come on now.
I have, yeah, 13 hours, 29 minutes.
Oh, I have to go 16 hours.
So I still have two and a half hours to go.
What?
Oh yeah, it's eight in the morning.
That's right.
I can eat around 10.
Oh, Jesus.
But you know what?
It's been good for like no late night eating, which is huge, especially when
you're on the
road and you're depressed.
You know, I miss my wife.
I miss my kids.
What do we got here?
If somebody wants to talk about intermittent fasting, something that I've been
doing, let
me see how many days I've been doing this shit.
I'll let you guys know.
I should go step on the scale and see if I've lost any weight here.
I must have.
I've been doing it.
I did it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Since, since, um, May 6th.
Well, May 5th is when I started.
Um, I've done at least 16 hours, occasionally a little over 17, every single
day except, um,
Sunday night, the 8th.
But I've done it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days in a row.
I had a day off and then 1, 2, 3 days in a row.
This looks like a fucking baseball schedule.
Um, and yeah, my stomach is going down.
I'm hitting the gym after this.
And then I'm going to have, uh, have a little bit of lunch here.
I'll let you know how it's going.
Um, intermittent fasting.
Um, hello, Mr. Burr.
Oh, by the way, I'm, now that I'm into the wonderful world of coffee, I want
you guys,
all these cities I go to, you tell me the fucking best cup of coffee and I'm
going to fucking
swing by and check it out.
I'm going to Florida.
I'm in Tampa.
So, you know, I got to go down to Ybor City to get me a cigar or something.
Uh, let me know what the place is out there.
Um, all right.
Intermittent fasting.
Hello, Mr. Burr.
I'm just writing to tell you that intermittent fasting actually works.
Well, good.
Fantastic.
He goes, I became a fat fuck during the early days of the pandemic.
I'm six feet and was a little over 225 pounds.
Driving down the road one day, I hit a pothole and felt my titty jiggle.
Oh no.
Uh, and that was the motivation I needed to get my, uh, to get to work on
myself.
Well, that's good, man.
At some point you got to be ashamed of yourself to turn it around.
And there's nothing wrong with being ashamed of yourself.
If you're ashamed of yourself, that know, that means that, you know, you can do
better.
Which means you got some pride buried underneath all that bacon fat.
Uh, started running until gyms open and then got into cardio and weights.
No matter what, I couldn't get under 208 pounds.
Then I tried intermittent fasting.
And from August to my birthday in late November, the pounds melted off me.
My goal was to be under 190 pounds by my birthday on November 25th.
And I hit my goal weighing in at 189.4 pounds.
That's fucking awesome.
He goes, I did 17 hours, no eating and seven hours eating during the 17 hours
with no calories.
It was all water or tea.
I was determined, um, and got her done.
Um, at 42 years old, I'm healthier than ever.
Um, I've ever been and never going back to being jiggly tits.
Yeah.
And you drive a truck too, man.
So, I mean, that's obviously a lot of sitting down and, and not, uh, you know,
eating well.
I remember when I was living the life of a trucker, when I was doing college
gigs and all that, my, my, my go-to place was fucking Subway.
Um, I told you all that shit.
I get a large stack of pancakes and try to go the whole fucking day.
And then I get a six inch Subway sandwich at the end of the day.
And hopefully this college paid me.
Anyway, can't wait to see your shows in Toronto in August and Windsor in
October.
And really hope my Leafs don't crap out yet again.
My heart can't take much more of their shenanigans.
Uh, that's awesome, man.
I'm hoping this intermittent fasting is going to get me down to my goal of a
buck 72, uh, in and around my birthday.
I think I waited too long.
Um, I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see where I'm at.
I'll keep you guys posted.