Name: They Sang Songs To Bully Me! - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-05-25T16:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'They Sang Songs To Bully Me! - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'They Sang Songs To Bully Me! - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-25. Transcript available.

it's mesmerizing um all right question hey billy boy funny enough the song you
sang a snippet of
is called billy boy miles davis is the only person in history who could make it
cool and
he did a hip cover of it on his album milestones um listen to philly joe jones
just play the shit
out of those drums oh yeah tell me where have you been billy boy billy boy tell
me where have
you been charming billy he's a young kid that wants to go with scouting like a
scout he's a young
kid that wants to go with scouting and just when you think that horrible song's
over there's a second
can you scramble me an egg billy boy billy boy can you scramble me an egg
charming billy i fucking
hated that song when i was a kid kids used to just fucking sing you know it's
weird that that was
enough to set you off you know especially if you know you if you were left-handed
and had red hair
and you were basically the devil spawned fucking ginger that i was um that was
enough to set you
off when you were a little kid if somebody if they've all the bigger kids
started singing a song that had
your name in it probably because it said charming because the big kids can you
scramble me an egg
charming billy i'd be like stop singing that song and they're like all right
entertainment let's get
this fucking freckled cunt going right um what was another one billy don't be a
hero don't be a fool
with your life they would sing that walking through the woods it's like can you
guys just get to beating
the shit out of me can you please stop with the fucking billy karaoke um so
miles davis did a hip
version of it um anyway hey years but years ago this person continues before
therapy i sent a really
stupid email to you which you referenced on the show i was ticked at the time
but i feel a pang
of embarrassment regret whatever whenever it crosses my mind hey you're
forgiven you're forgiven i don't
care we all get like that no problem okay and if i read your email today i
still wouldn't have a
problem with it because i know it would have nothing to do with me something
happened to you and you're
working it out all right i'm working out my shit you're working out your shit i
hope china can work
out their shit with america we don't fucking kill a bunch of innocent people on
both sides
why don't these suited cunts fucking relax um anyway not that it matters but
sorry man i'm glad you talk
about therapy maybe if men keep going we can all have less stupid shit to deal
with in this world
go fuck yourself to philly joe jones unachievable perfection that's funny um
yeah
yeah if i i i don't like uh i don't i don't fucking carry shit anymore it's
fucking great
it's fucking great it's a great it's a great fucking place to be um and you
could do it too
if i did it german irish fucking lunatic you could do it too um yeah i got this
new thing man
when when i when i meet people or whatever um i finally i used to like when i
used to meet psychos
you know i grew up with psychos and i was like i don't want to i don't want to
be with like psychos
anymore you know when i when i grow up uh you know i'm i'm gonna have a psycho
free fucking life
no lunatics right and then you go out in the world and you meet lunatics and it
feels like home you're
like oh i i relate to this this feels like my hometown this feels like the way
i grew up
and then you end up recreating the shit and then you end up doing the shit you
didn't want to be doing
right so now that i'm on the other side of that now i can kind of like i don't
know when you get
older you can kind of fast forward through relationships so now this is my shit
if i talk
to somebody have a meeting with somebody business fucking whatever or maybe i'm
you know meet
somebody maybe we're gonna start hanging out if after i hang out with them or
talk to them on the
phone or or email exchange if i have to unpack shit if i'm walking around
talking to myself going
i should have said this when they said that yeah fuck that person you know
business is one thing
though you know business it's like you kind of have to like you can't just you
know business is a weird
world you know you kind of have to put up with a certain degree of shit but
just in general
um i find myself now i start to get angry and then i go oh oh oh oh wait wait
wait wait wait
fuck this person out of my life that's the way uh-huh uh-huh i like it uh-huh
uh-huh that's it
out out the door then i put on a polyester shirt and i fucking dance like that
guy in airplane to
disco and have a great night um that's my new thing it's been working out for
me