Name: Coffee And Intervention - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-05-28T16:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Coffee And Intervention - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Coffee And Intervention - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-28. Transcript available.

the fuck was I looking up here the other day I literally just saw it I was
sitting there trying
to plug this fucking thing in oh a cappuccino versus uh macchiato one of these
ones has like
fucking hot chocolate in it and I had it I had a coffee with hot chocolate in
it whatever that
was begins with an m and uh it was fucking disgusting it just didn't it didn't
taste like
good coffee and it didn't taste like good hot chocolate and I was thinking like
you know what
I need to try one of these again if I'm ever in Europe if I'm like in Italy or
in France
which I don't know when the fuck that's gonna happen if I ever if I ever am
again um I'm gonna
try it out there and I bet they do it right you know I can't like write off
that whole thing but
I had really high hopes for it and uh it just tasted like way too fucking sugary
I wasn't into it and I
realized like this is this is where I settled with uh coffee you just want an
espresso is that how you
say it an espresso that's the one you want you just want a shot of it you do it
it's fucking delicious
there's no cream there's no sugar it's the same way I used to drink booze you
know you start off
you don't know what you're doing you add all of this shit to the booze and by
the end of it you're
like I just want the booze you want an ice cube no I don't I just the booze
give me give me the booze
remember that way back when on the fucking uh the fuck was that show
intervention remember that show
that was a guilty pleasure watching families fall apart as your entertainment
to put you to sleep
there's really a heartless thing to fucking late night tv there really is it's
about people swindling
people out of money people killing people people with like addictions it's like
uh I don't know just
like the fucking dregs of society and you just sit down and you watch it people
with wooden teeth
on meth digging a well by hand and like what are they doing and how come I
haven't seen your mailman
in a while next thing you know they find the guy they find his postal bag like
floating in the fucking
jacuzzi and they're like well I don't know how that got in there how do you
know the wind didn't blow
it off there and then they start digging around their yard and they find that
big ring of keys and
then they he's here he's gonna be here they bring a fucking bloodhound in or
some shit like that one
those drug sniffing dogs and then they find the guy and then you fall asleep
you fall asleep to it
fall asleep to a whole family reading fucking letters you know to some guy who
can't stop sniffing glue
like how did you first get into sniffing glue well you know I always went down
to hobby town
you know I used to like making the models and after a while you know I liked
buying the stuff to make
a model more than the model itself and my parents were going like you know you're
buying more glue
again you're more paint where's the mall what are you working on uh you know it's
a secret what am I
working on what am I working on living at home till I'm 40