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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Netflix Special BACKLASH - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-14. Transcript available.

what was i talking about earlier math how the hell i got on that i'm sorry i'm
in a fucking
bad mood i just walked up this you know out here to my uh garage here to do the
podcast and uh
i just see this little bird just on the ground like lean into one side and i'm
looking at it
like why aren't you flying away and then i looked at it like oh you're at the
end and like i don't
know what to do and i'm like what does it do now it just stays there until some
reptile realizes
there it is now if i was a liberal like a lot of people think i am which i like
to think i am i
always think i'm liberal till i talk to a liberal then i'm like you're out of
your fucking mind you
know then i go maybe i'm conservative and i talk to a conservative like this
fucking person it does
not make sense um it really is amazing depending on the jokes that you do how
people perceive you
like i just did that uh netflix thing which i highly recommend you check out uh
bill burr presents
friends who kill and uh i went out there and i'm like all right what am i gonna
do on this thing i
was like i got all this covid shit left over i got that written house bit i'll
do those those bits
kill and i know that you know the covid shits even though it's still going it's
a good time to get
rid of this and the written house thing nobody fucking remembers him anymore i'll
do this now right
so i do that shit and oh my god i didn't even think about the material i was
doing right so
i get these fucking emails no not emails um tweets that was the most unfunny
fucking six minutes of my
life and i'm looking at the avatar of the person it's like i believe you're old
enough to remember
9-11 i don't i want to say that that was probably a little less funny than
whatever the fuck i did on
that netflix thing right and i couldn't figure and i got like i don't know i
got like fucking half a
dozen of those like really long visceral fucking texts about how that was the
worst thing that ever
happened in comedy and i was thinking like jesus i didn't think i was that bad
and uh then i figured
it out i was like oh oh oh oh conservative snowflakes they exist yes they do uh
i thought it was a good
bet you know made fun of fucking i don't know whatever it's just a fucking joke
right these fucking
idiots oh my god that was the most unfunny fucking really well you're on netflix
you dumb cunt what is
their 40 40 000 stand-up specials go fucking watch another one acting like you're
powerless you were
smart enough to log on to fucking netflix you're fucking mouth-breathing dope
just go fucking watch
another one you know there's a bunch of shit that i watched during the year
where i'm like this is a
steaming pile of shit i never think to fucking you know find out who the person
is and then at them
whatever the fuck you do just thought i'd let you know that i thought that that
sucked um anyway so
that's what i'm finding i'm finding out during this new this new time of doing
stand-up that uh
there's just really fucking sensitive people on both sides and if you do a
topic that they don't care
for then they're gonna break out you know i'm someone who has a sense of humor
but that bit about
gender-neutral bathrooms had to have been the most unfunny thing i have ever
seen and i fucking
lost a leg in a blender when i was nine you know they always have to have like
some fucking horrible
thing that happened to them to just show what a fucking bad day is in their
life um but what are
you gonna do i guess it comes with the territory i don't know netflix was happy
with it and they signed
my check so uh you know good luck with your long tweet there missy these
fucking people you know i
did you know by the way i did you know offer the floor to people that that are
into guns i wanted to
hear what you i want to hear what is your solution to these fucking school
shootings like how do we
solve this not take away your guns and your second amendment right so everybody's
happy um i don't know
what the solution is but i don't think the solution is comparing it to the alec
baldwin incident
i'm just like oh all right there's a fucking leap what the f i i didn't even
that that fucking logic
was just like what so you're saying a a a fucking negligent homicide i don't
know who the prop
master is on that set i'm guessing he's related to leon lett whoever the fuck
that was it's a fucking
deep cut for sports fans right there i'm going back like 30 years um but uh
yeah i don't know
how that compares to a uh you know pretending to be a cowboy not knowing you
have a loaded gun
and killing somebody as opposed to wanting to shoot up a school with a semi-automatic
weapon and being
able to just walk in as a fucking lunatic i don't understand then going and
doing that on purpose i get
i don't understand that comparison and once again i'm saying i don't want to
take away your guns
i just would like to find a solution which i think you know everybody does so
why not ask the gun
owners that's my question that is my question for you and i've asked it twice
and i am waiting here
patiently so when you're done cleaning your fucking rifle there i would love to
hear from you and i'm
not being a cunt either i'm actually i'm legitimately asking because there's
got there's got to be a way
there's got to be a way to stop these things and then let a certain portion
of the uh american public that wants to own those guns still be able to go out
in their backyard
and fucking shoot you know i don't know 860 empty fucking beer cans whatever
the fuck you do with that
isn't a semi-automatic weapon isn't that like if you suck at shooting that
seems to me like you have
a gun with training wheels on it i feel like the real badass has just like a
six shooter that's all
you got that's all i need um i just want to have like you know if i miss the
first 38 times to have
another 72 chances um home protection yeah just in case someday a platoon
attacks me there's another
argument for it is what if there's a hostile government which i do find uh
interesting if
there's a hostile government like i feel like it would work better if somebody
invaded our country
you know what i mean as opposed to a hostile government because then it's a
home game and then
they're like all right this guy has weapons and then they'll just have some
nerd fly a drone
into your fucking house and take you out while you're watching uh you know the
third season of
whatever the fuck you're binge watching you know i think it's a better argument
that you'd have it
you know back in the day it was the russians then it became uh what was it uh
all muslim people
somewhere around 9 11 that happened or on 9 11 that happened and then russia
was like
uh russia was like john travolta when he was making those look who's talking
movies before
he did pulp fiction again and i feel like russia just like pulp fiction just
came out in their back
russia is back they are a threat again you know you can't keep a legend down
um anyway so i don't know what to do with this bird i just fucking looked out
there it's standing
up a little bit more i don't know maybe it had a couple of pops at the wrong
birdbath who knows
maybe there's some sicko in my neighborhood you know somebody gave him the
wrong vodka for fucking
his birthday and he's like i'm not drinking this shit and he just fucking go glug
glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
spiked the uh the fucking uh birdbath you know what's great about being a bird
though when it comes to
flight you know being semi into aviation like i am um you never have to worry
about an engine failure
you know what i mean all you have to do is just feel like you know what i got
enough energy to make it
from this tree or that tree i can do this shit nature is so fucking awful man
you think you know if you
could fly you're good just think of all this shit as a human being if you could
fly all the fucking
danger that you could avoid but what does nature do you know it creates hawks
and birds of prey
so you're on the ground and here comes a fucking cat those bird murdering sons
of bitches right
you fly away and you're like all right yeah go fuck yourself try jumping up
here there nine lives
what do you say to that chicken of the sea go fuck yourself i'll dive bomb you
a couple times you're
laughing chicken you know a little fucking chickadee flying around then just
some freddy krueger double
freddy krueger gloves just comes by and fucking grabs you you're in the midst
of doing one of the
greatest things feelings in the world flight you're in the midst of that and
the fucking thing comes and
just grabs you flies you back to the nest doesn't kill you because it's got to
teach its new fucking
freddy krueger you know offspring how to kill fucking brutal it's fucking
brutal i don't know just
you know you know what i hate was when you watch one of those brutal animal
videos where something's
getting killed which for some reason i'm always watching those things i find it
fascinating the
really bad ones there's always some douche in the comments have to be like i
know this is difficult to
watch but this is nature oh is that what it is i thought it was society
you know just just that whole like like they're putting themselves like i know
you can't handle
this but i can because i understand nature you know you meet those white guys
that sort of fancy
themselves as caucasian medicine men like those fucking cunts are always in the
comments and they're
always commenting too on shit that's like happening like in nature in like africa
like they've ever seen
anything fucking like that in their life uh jesus bill jesus christ one fucking
dying bird on your walk
out to the garage and all of a sudden everybody's getting it so gun nuts don't
think that i'm against
them i actually have gone shooting a couple of times all right and uh i enjoyed
the hell out of it i like the
fucking revolver you know i like the band velvet revolver i like everything
about a fucking revolver
you know i like watching that thing turn as i shoot rather than looking at the
target
i like how they're usually silver makes me feel like i have a valuable valuable
piece of uh
i don't know hardware metal in my hand you know i don't know maybe more
liberals need to go to a gun
range and find the fun side of a gun right and then they're into guns too and
then maybe we could all
just sit down and stop fucking typing capital letters at each other i don't
know oh bill why don't you
fucking sing we are the world while you're at it you know what i just might
there are fucking psychos
walking into a fucking walmart buying a fucking bazooka because it's there
right um you know what
you got to do you just got to get like a fucking they should just like parole
ex-mobsters because
those guys can read people like nobody's business and you just stick them at
behind the counter at
the fucking walmart and when some crazy fucker comes in you know and asks for
one of those
fucking guns they just look at them you want one of you want a fucking what
listen i don't think so buddy take it easy why don't you fucking uh you there
fight looney tunes
why don't you just fucking uh they got a whole aisle of every flavor doritos
you could ever
fucking want one aisle over this is for this is for the same people go over
there i think they got
a slingshot and fucking aisle five why don't you go with that you fucking lunatic
um i'm telling you
man one of the worst things we ever did one of the worst things we ever did was
we fucking we shut
down the nut houses we shut down nut houses and then replaced those things with
storage centers
allowing people to buy more shit than they fucking need fill the ocean up with
plastic and our streets
with crazy people look at me connecting the dots it all makes ah when you do a
podcast by yourself
and no one can challenge you it all makes sense it all makes sense in my freckled
head i'm solving
shit that i don't understand but i'm gonna keep on talking all right um all
right that's the podcast
everybody god bless you i'm not fucking with you gun owners i'm seriously
asking because i know none
of us wants that to happen to our children so i'm trying to have this maybe be
a place where uh i don't
know people can talk to each other without yelling um which is fucking
hilarious coming from me
considering i've spent most of my life yelling at people um well what do you
think about that you toxic white
mail shut up all right that's it go yourselves have a great couple of days that
i'll check in on you
on thursday how do i shut this off

Netflix Special BACKLASH - Bill Burr

what was i talking about earlier math how the hell i got on that i'm sorry i'm
in a fucking
bad mood i just walked up this you know out here to my uh garage here to do the
podcast and uh
i just see this little bird just on the ground like lean into one side and i'm
looking at it
like why aren't you flying away and then i looked at it like oh you're at the
end and like i don't
know what to do and i'm like what does it do now it just stays there until some
reptile realizes
there it is now if i was a liberal like a lot of people think i am which i like
to think i am i
always think i'm liberal till i talk to a liberal then i'm like you're out of
your fucking mind you
know then i go maybe i'm conservative and i talk to a conservative like this
fucking person it does
not make sense um it really is amazing depending on the jokes that you do how
people perceive you
like i just did that uh netflix thing which i highly recommend you check out uh
bill burr presents
friends who kill and uh i went out there and i'm like all right what am i gonna
do on this thing i
was like i got all this covid shit left over i got that written house bit i'll
do those those bits
kill and i know that you know the covid shits even though it's still going it's
a good time to get
rid of this and the written house thing nobody fucking remembers him anymore i'll
do this now right
so i do that shit and oh my god i didn't even think about the material i was
doing right so
i get these fucking emails no not emails um tweets that was the most unfunny
fucking six minutes of my
life and i'm looking at the avatar of the person it's like i believe you're old
enough to remember
9-11 i don't i want to say that that was probably a little less funny than
whatever the fuck i did on
that netflix thing right and i couldn't figure and i got like i don't know i
got like fucking half a
dozen of those like really long visceral fucking texts about how that was the
worst thing that ever
happened in comedy and i was thinking like jesus i didn't think i was that bad
and uh then i figured
it out i was like oh oh oh oh conservative snowflakes they exist yes they do uh
i thought it was a good
bet you know made fun of fucking i don't know whatever it's just a fucking joke
right these fucking
idiots oh my god that was the most unfunny fucking really well you're on netflix
you dumb cunt what is
their 40 40 000 stand-up specials go fucking watch another one acting like you're
powerless you were
smart enough to log on to fucking netflix you're fucking mouth-breathing dope
just go fucking watch
another one you know there's a bunch of shit that i watched during the year
where i'm like this is a
steaming pile of shit i never think to fucking you know find out who the person
is and then at them
whatever the fuck you do just thought i'd let you know that i thought that that
sucked um anyway so
that's what i'm finding i'm finding out during this new this new time of doing
stand-up that uh
there's just really fucking sensitive people on both sides and if you do a
topic that they don't care
for then they're gonna break out you know i'm someone who has a sense of humor
but that bit about
gender-neutral bathrooms had to have been the most unfunny thing i have ever
seen and i fucking
lost a leg in a blender when i was nine you know they always have to have like
some fucking horrible
thing that happened to them to just show what a fucking bad day is in their
life um but what are
you gonna do i guess it comes with the territory i don't know netflix was happy
with it and they signed
my check so uh you know good luck with your long tweet there missy these
fucking people you know i
did you know by the way i did you know offer the floor to people that that are
into guns i wanted to
hear what you i want to hear what is your solution to these fucking school
shootings like how do we
solve this not take away your guns and your second amendment right so everybody's
happy um i don't know
what the solution is but i don't think the solution is comparing it to the alec
baldwin incident
i'm just like oh all right there's a fucking leap what the f i i didn't even
that that fucking logic
was just like what so you're saying a a a fucking negligent homicide i don't
know who the prop
master is on that set i'm guessing he's related to leon lett whoever the fuck
that was it's a fucking
deep cut for sports fans right there i'm going back like 30 years um but uh
yeah i don't know
how that compares to a uh you know pretending to be a cowboy not knowing you
have a loaded gun
and killing somebody as opposed to wanting to shoot up a school with a semi-automatic
weapon and being
able to just walk in as a fucking lunatic i don't understand then going and
doing that on purpose i get
i don't understand that comparison and once again i'm saying i don't want to
take away your guns
i just would like to find a solution which i think you know everybody does so
why not ask the gun
owners that's my question that is my question for you and i've asked it twice
and i am waiting here
patiently so when you're done cleaning your fucking rifle there i would love to
hear from you and i'm
not being a cunt either i'm actually i'm legitimately asking because there's
got there's got to be a way
there's got to be a way to stop these things and then let a certain portion
of the uh american public that wants to own those guns still be able to go out
in their backyard
and fucking shoot you know i don't know 860 empty fucking beer cans whatever
the fuck you do with that
isn't a semi-automatic weapon isn't that like if you suck at shooting that
seems to me like you have
a gun with training wheels on it i feel like the real badass has just like a
six shooter that's all
you got that's all i need um i just want to have like you know if i miss the
first 38 times to have
another 72 chances um home protection yeah just in case someday a platoon
attacks me there's another
argument for it is what if there's a hostile government which i do find uh
interesting if
there's a hostile government like i feel like it would work better if somebody
invaded our country
you know what i mean as opposed to a hostile government because then it's a
home game and then
they're like all right this guy has weapons and then they'll just have some
nerd fly a drone
into your fucking house and take you out while you're watching uh you know the
third season of
whatever the fuck you're binge watching you know i think it's a better argument
that you'd have it
you know back in the day it was the russians then it became uh what was it uh
all muslim people
somewhere around 9 11 that happened or on 9 11 that happened and then russia
was like
uh russia was like john travolta when he was making those look who's talking
movies before
he did pulp fiction again and i feel like russia just like pulp fiction just
came out in their back
russia is back they are a threat again you know you can't keep a legend down
um anyway so i don't know what to do with this bird i just fucking looked out
there it's standing
up a little bit more i don't know maybe it had a couple of pops at the wrong
birdbath who knows
maybe there's some sicko in my neighborhood you know somebody gave him the
wrong vodka for fucking
his birthday and he's like i'm not drinking this shit and he just fucking go glug
glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
spiked the uh the fucking uh birdbath you know what's great about being a bird
though when it comes to
flight you know being semi into aviation like i am um you never have to worry
about an engine failure
you know what i mean all you have to do is just feel like you know what i got
enough energy to make it
from this tree or that tree i can do this shit nature is so fucking awful man
you think you know if you
could fly you're good just think of all this shit as a human being if you could
fly all the fucking
danger that you could avoid but what does nature do you know it creates hawks
and birds of prey
so you're on the ground and here comes a fucking cat those bird murdering sons
of bitches right
you fly away and you're like all right yeah go fuck yourself try jumping up
here there nine lives
what do you say to that chicken of the sea go fuck yourself i'll dive bomb you
a couple times you're
laughing chicken you know a little fucking chickadee flying around then just
some freddy krueger double
freddy krueger gloves just comes by and fucking grabs you you're in the midst
of doing one of the
greatest things feelings in the world flight you're in the midst of that and
the fucking thing comes and
just grabs you flies you back to the nest doesn't kill you because it's got to
teach its new fucking
freddy krueger you know offspring how to kill fucking brutal it's fucking
brutal i don't know just
you know you know what i hate was when you watch one of those brutal animal
videos where something's
getting killed which for some reason i'm always watching those things i find it
fascinating the
really bad ones there's always some douche in the comments have to be like i
know this is difficult to
watch but this is nature oh is that what it is i thought it was society
you know just just that whole like like they're putting themselves like i know
you can't handle
this but i can because i understand nature you know you meet those white guys
that sort of fancy
themselves as caucasian medicine men like those fucking cunts are always in the
comments and they're
always commenting too on shit that's like happening like in nature in like africa
like they've ever seen
anything fucking like that in their life uh jesus bill jesus christ one fucking
dying bird on your walk
out to the garage and all of a sudden everybody's getting it so gun nuts don't
think that i'm against
them i actually have gone shooting a couple of times all right and uh i enjoyed
the hell out of it i like the
fucking revolver you know i like the band velvet revolver i like everything
about a fucking revolver
you know i like watching that thing turn as i shoot rather than looking at the
target
i like how they're usually silver makes me feel like i have a valuable valuable
piece of uh
i don't know hardware metal in my hand you know i don't know maybe more
liberals need to go to a gun
range and find the fun side of a gun right and then they're into guns too and
then maybe we could all
just sit down and stop fucking typing capital letters at each other i don't
know oh bill why don't you
fucking sing we are the world while you're at it you know what i just might
there are fucking psychos
walking into a fucking walmart buying a fucking bazooka because it's there
right um you know what
you got to do you just got to get like a fucking they should just like parole
ex-mobsters because
those guys can read people like nobody's business and you just stick them at
behind the counter at
the fucking walmart and when some crazy fucker comes in you know and asks for
one of those
fucking guns they just look at them you want one of you want a fucking what
listen i don't think so buddy take it easy why don't you fucking uh you there
fight looney tunes
why don't you just fucking uh they got a whole aisle of every flavor doritos
you could ever
fucking want one aisle over this is for this is for the same people go over
there i think they got
a slingshot and fucking aisle five why don't you go with that you fucking lunatic
um i'm telling you
man one of the worst things we ever did one of the worst things we ever did was
we fucking we shut
down the nut houses we shut down nut houses and then replaced those things with
storage centers
allowing people to buy more shit than they fucking need fill the ocean up with
plastic and our streets
with crazy people look at me connecting the dots it all makes ah when you do a
podcast by yourself
and no one can challenge you it all makes sense it all makes sense in my freckled
head i'm solving
shit that i don't understand but i'm gonna keep on talking all right um all
right that's the pod