Name: The Bird And Potheads - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-06-22T16:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bird And Potheads - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bird And Potheads - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

got a little heat stroke here ah geez keep the ginger out of the fucking pool
there
i'm doing this podcast on father's day yeah father's day man i got home for
father's day
i had a wonderful trip out east uh by the way update on that bird from uh the
podcast on
thursday when i came when i was done with the podcast it was gone when i came
out to my garage
there was a little chicken little bird on the fucking ground and i'm walking up
to him it was
like leaning to the side like a boat taking on water little fucker right i
actually debated just
stepping on him so he wouldn't be eaten alive by fucking insects but it's a
bird i'm not a
veterinarian what am i gonna do stick him in my shirt pocket like i'm on
fucking little house in
the prairie i got a podcast to do but i left it alone so i you know went to the
garage i did my
podcast and when i came out lo and behold he was gone now i live in a desert so
for all i know some
reptile fucking grabbed the thing i have no idea i think i would have heard
something i don't know
those reptiles are fucking slithery little creepy fuckers i really don't like
reptiles you know i am
like i'm donald trump when it comes to reptiles
no tolerance um i'm pretty liberal when it comes to the other stuff see joe biden
fell off a bicycle
good lord what is the secret service letting that guy in a fucking bicycle for
i swear to god you
literally have a president who shouldn't even be driving and you're gonna stick
him on a bicycle
at least get him one of those motorcycles that has three wheels on it good lord
i mean that's when
you know you're old when you forget how to ride a bicycle you know that's you
know something you
never forget oh you live long enough you don't um so the i came out and the
bird was gone so um
god well i don't know what happened maybe he had a tough landing maybe he got
into
fucking ate somebody's weed which by the way man i gotta you know can we when
are they gonna do this
study about how addicted addicting fucking weed is my god now that it's fucking
legal these people
that they're like fucking raging alcoholics you know they were a fucking booze
bag just goes to work
and he's sipping drinks all day that's what these fucking potheads are doing
and they got they got
it yeah they can rub it on their arm like fucking you know those steroids
people were taking in the early
2000s ah that was it was cream my muscles were sore so i put it on it then the
next day they were
fucking huge and i had three home runs um they got pens they got edibles they
got hairspray i mean the
amount of ways that people can just be fucking high all day wake and bake lunch
and brunch right because
you're high you eat both and you know i'm just saying i'm just saying the story's
gonna come out now i
might be a hater because i'm a i'm a i'm a reformed
fucking booze bag i'm a reformed gotta dweller um i'm just saying watch out for
that shit everybody
you know it's like like i feel like weed right now is like what wine is we're
wine everybody's so
talking about like what you're pairing it with like nobody notices you're
drinking a bottle a night
and weeds become the same thing if you want to focus this is a good strain if
you just want to like
chill i would do this if you want to fucking you know like clean your whole
house and forget you even
did it i'd smoke this and eat one of those um but i haven't said that i don't
know do whatever
do whatever the fuck you want to do right jesus pill you went hard and then you're
like yeah
what am i gonna do you know the fuck do i know