Name: Congratulations To Golden State Warriors - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-06-22T16:15:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Congratulations To Golden State Warriors - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Congratulations To Golden State Warriors - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

uh my celtics lost to the golden state warriors congratulations to golden state
um just amazing what they're doing up there and um you know what can you say
about steph curry
other than if steph curry didn't play for golden state i don't think they win
ever
um i don't think they win anything i mean that guy is without a doubt the mvp
man i mean that
guy just he brings it past the half court line you're like ah fuck just don't
foul him jesus
christ it'll be a four-point play um it was difficult to watch them drinking
champagne
in the boston garden took me back to 85 was it 85 or 87 when the lakers beat us
they the for the first time in the garden i think it was 85 that was brutal to
watch that was the
first time any team had ever drank champagne in the boston garden now it's just
the td bank north
garden so drink up fellas you know as mentioned this on the anything better
podcast
when they were showing the next day the uh the locker room celebration of the
golden state
warriors i was in the hotel gyms in uh west barry and uh club soda kenny was
watching the tv
he's not a sports fan he was watching them spraying champagne and he saw that
they had those ski goggles on
he was like they wear goggles when they do he goes just don't do it then
it's fucking hilarious um anyway so uh by the way shout out to the fucking stanley
cup finals i know that
last one was a blowout but those first two games i watched the replays of them
that's some of the best
fucking hockey i've ever seen in my life in my life i only wish tampa won one
of those overtime games
because now the series is just over um but uh colorado avalanche jesus christ
they're looking like
the fucking 1980s edmonton oilers it's the fastest fucking team i've ever seen
in my life
um unbelievable but those first two games holy shit i can't remember last time
i saw playoff hockey at
that level i hope you guys while you fucking uh lower bowl nba fucking glittered
douchebags
you should check that out you know i watch your sport you know people running
out shooting t-shirts
into the crowd everybody clap your hands that fucking whatever the fuck that is
oh it's such
a travesty i wish i ran the nba the level that i would dial it back it's like
can we get just back
to the fact that this is one of the most beautiful games ever and it's played
by some of the greatest
athletes all of all time can you get these fucking jerk offs off the fucking
court please oh what i
would do if some stupid ass celebrity came to the fucking game and had that
look on their face and
they're not even cheering and they're looking at their phone wearing bedazzled
clothes that's it
you're out i'm gonna have bouncers get them the fuck out of there let's get
some degenerate gambler
from fucking up top oh shit i actually riffed on this on the anything better i'm
overlapping here my
brain's so tired i'm telling you be such a better you want to see something
great you ever watch that
michael rapaport documentary uh uh when the garden was eden my big takeaway
from that aside from um
you know that fight that i'd never seen the footage of willis was it willis reed
i'm bad with nba
um yeah willis reed had where he just beat up a whole team um was when they
would cut to the crowd
i mean it was it was just sports fans it was sports fans no one was looking at
the camera
all right yeah it was just a sea of just fucking old school bald guys you know
and everybody just like
just riveted screaming about the game nobody miming nobody shooting a fucking
bow and arrow
miming doing that none of this fucking other shit it was just a goddamn game
and an announcer
and these people look like i don't know i'm not saying it should go all the way
back to that but
it'd be nice and i you could say that really about all sports once they got the
luxury boxes and the
corporate cunts started buying those things up you know baseball has that
problem too um a lot of them
do like it's so ridiculous to watch a yankee game and it never looks like it's
sold out because there's
a bunch of wall street cunts instead of sitting in their seats they're down
below eating fucking prime
rib that's another one all right you got you came here to eat just get the fuck
out of here get the
fuck out of here like this should be a thing like if you leave your seat too
long somebody from the
mezzanine or the upper deck should be able to come down and cheer on the game
and heckle some guy in
the on-deck circle from the other team the way it used to be scare a couple of
kids you know get
yourself over served hey i had this idea i don't know if this would work i saw
a motorcycle with a
sidecar on it right and i was thinking like that would be the greatest way if
you owned a bar to
bring home people that were over served there's always that one person they don't
want to give up
the keys and then you just fucking just stick them in the sidecar put some
goggles on him if he pukes
you know what are you gonna do just hose it off he's he's already he's just he's
already outside right
you take him home you know he gets to put his arms up like he's on a fucking
roller coaster you know
just just have a good time take him home it'd be funny it's like when somebody
on the red socks hits
a home run and they they put him in that laundry basket and they fucking push
him down the uh the
dugout this is the same way i i don't know i think if you had a fun way of
bringing people home
maybe they could get out of their ego i guess now uber solved all of that but
that would have been a
great thing yeah listen buddy yeah you're you're sidecar level drunk right now
okay we're taking
your keys dude you're gonna ride home like on a motorcycle you know sitting
there just enjoy it
you know you get the bed spins you puke now puke before you get home we'll give
you some mouthwash
and shit you can walk in maybe your wife's asleep you can get away with it i
don't know i mean we're
really bending over backwards here to try to work this out for you um all right
that is the podcast
everybody once again congratulations to the golden state warriors moving into
third place all time
i believe uh most championships they got the bulls next uh and then who's next
it really should be
the lakers if they if they gave a fuck the nba gave a shit um but somehow with
their funny math
they're tied with the celtics which is just hilarious to me all right that's it
go
Go fuck yourselves.
I'll check in on you on Thursday.