Name: The Netflix Algorithm - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-06-24T16:15:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Netflix Algorithm - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Netflix Algorithm - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-24. Transcript available.

Anyway, you know, I follow a wide variety of things on social media.
And what I fucking hate is, you know, you click on one fucking thing and then
that's all they show you.
Well, not one. You click on six of them and then that's it.
It's like, this guy just likes this.
So then you gotta fucking, like, go the other direction.
You know, I always compare it to, like, Netflix.
When I watched one season of Narcos and then everything I had was behind the
scenes, San Quentin.
How not to get fucked in the ass and Rhode Island Penitentiary.
All of this shit. It's just like, dude, do you think this is, this is all I am?
Watching this shit? I mean, you gotta throw in One Punch Man.
Which I have to get back to watching if I ever get free time.
Little Japanese anime. You watch a western, then you watch Narcos.
And then you throw in one of those lesbian or gay shows.
And then you're like, there you go. There you go, Netflix algorithm.
Figure that one out.
And you know what you'd end up watching?
What would you end up watching?
I'm trying to think. Ah, fuck.
I was trying to think of a gay rock star that starred in a movie.
Hopefully the period piece.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Cruising through Hollywood.
I don't know where the fuck everybody is.
The last couple of days.
I know yesterday was a banker's holiday.
Is that what it was?
I have no idea.
But whatever.
I follow a wide variety of things.
I saw this fucking horrible yet informative thing.
All right.
Get ready for your white guilt.
It was talking about how when slavery ended.
First of all, they didn't tell slaves in like Texas or something for two
fucking years.
You know, no smartphones back then.
So they continued to be slaves for two years.
And then, in order to get around the law that there's no slave labor,
they created all of these laws, new laws, that black people couldn't do this
and couldn't do that.
Little frivolous bullshit with super high fines.
And if they couldn't pay the fines, they had to go to jail and work for free.
Prison labor.
It's fucking brutal, man.
The more you see, like, read about that type of shit.
I know there's going to be a couple of people out there, you know.
Go, I don't want to fuck it.
You should read about that shit.
Really makes you, it puts a lot of stuff now, like, into perspective.
You understand it way more other than, you know, you know those fucking morons
that post on social media
and they act like history started today.
And they don't look at, like, okay, this happened and then this happened and
then this led to this.
That's why I always defend the southern man.
The southern white male is the responsibility of the north.
The way we treated them after we won the war.
Now, granted, they tried to break away from us, but we were fucking with them
anyway.
And then once they broke away, you know, and we beat them in the war, we
treated them like shit, you know.
Their school system sucked.
Still to this day, you know, as a talk show host, you can shit on southern
people
and just make jokes about them being inbred and fucking their own sisters.
And nobody gives a fuck.
And, you know, you treat people like shit, they're going to fucking behave a
certain way.
So, I think it's high time northern whiteys, Yankees like myself, you know,
fucking ease up a little bit.
I actually did some press and one of the radio stations I was calling into, I
called in NPR and I had a blast with them.
And they were, like, giving me shit because I trashed NPR.
I was like, I like NPR.
And they go, oh, you took the bait.
And then they played the clip.
And I go, well, what do you guys think?
You're above being trashed?
And I go, you guys look at, like, 40 of the states in this country like they're
flyover states.
And the guy goes, they are flyover states.
I go, name one.
And he goes, Alabama.
I go, I love Alabama.
And he goes, oh, that makes sense.
I go, what, you listen to one fucking Neil Young song?
I didn't say fucking.
But, uh, I had a really good time on that show.