Name: Tank Top Wearing Grave Digger - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-07-06T16:30:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tank Top Wearing Grave Digger - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tank Top Wearing Grave Digger - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-06. Transcript available.

all right overrated underrated underrated tank tops wife beaters uh started
wearing them at my
new job as a grave digger when it started getting hot out total game changer
but don't you have like
the backhoe and all of that shit jesus christ is this the same guy living on
the rivers in the
1800s extremely comfortable extremely affordable and if you get anything on it
who cares it's a
wife beater you're supposed to get stains on it start wearing them everywhere
started wearing them
everywhere at work the gym around the house and playing pickup ball it's a
great clothing option
but big t-shirt would like you to think otherwise um well there's different
ones too you know what i
mean there's there's the wife beater well cut you know like like like jeans
have straight leg bootleg
grape smuggler uh swing low sweet chariot fucking um onyx cut right they got
all of that shit
but like wife beaters are the same way you know you have that yeah every once
in a while my wife
gets out of line they got that classic cut but then they have the uh the freddie
mercury gay guy cut
which it's a it's a higher quality uh much more flattering cut but then you got
to be like jacked
like a gay dude though that's the only thing you can't eat carbs in the other
one the other one you
can walk around the uh sort of the the heterosexual cut right are there only is
there a gay cut and a
heterosexual cut when it comes to tank tops but there is the metrosexual who
floats between both sides
there's probably that cut somewhere anyway i know what you're saying though if
you get like the classic
you know straight guy wife beater you can walk around with like spaghetti sauce
and like part of a
meatball on your beer belly but if you get the freddie mercury cut uh people
are gonna be offended
if you're not jacked you know yet another example of how easy it is to be
straight you know you can be
fat and wear a fucking tank top and you don't get any shit unlike these poor
gay people who if they
wear a tank top you know they have to get hassled man i don't know where that
went i just made up all
of that shit um it's time for a little bit of water here all right moving on
things to do
in albuquerque for 200 things to do in albuquerque um
hey billy burqueno burkenyo it's pronounced burkenyo captain freckle chest billy
burkenyo
burkenyo uh i'm a born and raised albuquerque native and this is to your nana
fan who asked
about things to do here in albuquerque what does burkenyo mean that's got to be
some sort of insult
towards me burkenyo uh when the weather permits she could take her grandson to
the top of
sandia peak on the tram or the petroglyph uh national park which has ancient
drawings on extinct
volcanic rocks although if the rocks are extinct then what the fuck are the
drawings on i'm only saying
this because he sound spelled that petroglyph and he goes yes very good making
fun of me
like you're fucking smart if you were smart you wouldn't be listening to this
podcast all right
so you're guilty by association in old town albuquerque we have an awesome 100
year old church
and shopping which is right up the street from the zoo and the aquarium in october
uh fucking sea
lines where you doing time albuquerque ah fuck you're never getting out uh in
october if you're in the san
diego zoo you have hope you can smell it you can hear it you can hear the ocean
in october
is the international balloon fiesta which sells fast oh my wife went to that we
have more than green
chili and breaking bad in which you rock by the way oh now he's being nice
thank you sir uh come visit
us nana and you always you'll always have a home here bill much love to the
family thanks and singa to me so
singa to me so puta i'm assuming that means go fuck yourself uh respectfully
okay real jobs hey bill i'm 35
all right not old i'm not young just sort of hanging there in limbo too old to
go to a club
too young for an aarp card i used to work in tech now i own a diner i saw you
posted something to your
instagram about diners and the dying breed of a local restaurant um oh yeah
there was this whole thing
about how um diners were uh during covid got really got hit really hard and
these guys were talking
about what it takes to run a diner which is really interesting to me because it
looks easy
you know got that flat drop grill going you know let me get let me get out let
me get too over easy
you know you're usually making shit that you know how to make i just didn't
realize all the overhead and
all of that crap you know people chewing and screwing dining and dashing bipping
and bopping um i had a
very i have very little experience wait a second where am i okay it's been a
lot of work but it's
very rewarding oh this is something this person does i guess i had very little
experience but i sought
out knowledge from some veterans of the diner business and they were very happy
to help covid really
destroyed a lot of these businesses i is there anything better than a great diner
and what's a great
diner it's clean and they butter the toast they don't bring the fucking toast
over with butter to
the side that's cold and then i gotta tear apart the fucking warm bread that
you're calling toast
sorry i've read that half of all second and third generation diners closed down
seven out of the
ten in my city closed down by the end of 2021 so i believe it government didn't
do shit for actual
small businesses how did they go out of business when people were ordering food
i guess they weren't
ordering from them dude is there anything better than going to a fucking diner
when you don't have
anything to do that morning you got you got the local paper that's the greatest
and you watch all
these people fucking walking in hey mark um government didn't do shit for
actual small businesses the loans
were exploited by big companies and the math never added up in terms of the
damage done versus the money
they gave out i really hope uh another wave of hipsters come back around and
start bringing the
old stuff back so you have somewhere to drink your root beer float you dandy um
yeah so do i oh what a
surprise big companies taking advantage of uh money being handed out by the
government oh yeah taking
advantage of the bankruptcy laws and that type of shit that's what rich people
do that's what they do and
then they act like they're one of you yes they do and then what happens they
fall off a bicycle
you see that there little trump jab little fucking joe biden that's what it's
okay you want level
trashing trashing of both sides with no salute that's what i offer people
i trash both sides and offer no solutions that's what we do here