Name: Government Preparing For Apocalypse - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-07-18T16:15:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Government Preparing For Apocalypse - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Government Preparing For Apocalypse - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-18. Transcript available.

what's going on how the fuck are you i hope everything's good with you and in
your world
and whatnot i hope you're staying cool i hope i don't know i'm hoping against
hope that everybody
can set aside their religion their political differences their boundaries their
their country
lines their nuclear weapons and all of that shit we can start maybe together
trying to uh live in
a cleaner world so we don't all fucking die of thirst here jesus christ how
much fucking harder
does it have to get it's unbelievable un-fucking-believable um and then
somebody sent me this
thing on the instagram there so you know it's got to be true showing how the
government has all like
these underground fucking caves and shit with years and years and years of
supplies of food and all of
that shit i just remember seeing that going like that's just that unsettling
shit where they're like
they're really not they have no answers to our problems and one day they're
going to be like
just you know uh tighten the belts and a thousand points of light and enough is
enough i am the
greatest president ever and they're just going to be doing that and then they
got to go good night
mr mrs america good night everybody in the world and then when they sign off
they're going to be like
all right let's go and they're all just going to go underground and that's
going to be it and then
the next day there's just going to be nobody on washington military nobody
higher ranking is going
to be fucking available and they're all going to be underground making
sandwiches and every once in a
while they'll just hear a bunch of screaming and shit you know when they're
dirt sailing whatever the
fuck is going on at the end of the world they're just going to stay down there
it actually makes me
think man that's it that's a good reason to join either the military or the
government and try to
just work your way up the security clearance clearances you know so when that
giant fucking
vault door to underground closes they're letting you in all right this way mr
johnson the cornflakes
are on the right the uh powdered water is on the left we have the whores in the
lower layer
uh flat screen tv we've recorded everything netflix has ever posted uh in your
lifetime you won't be
able to watch all of it so you'll be entertained uh we're going to do the men
in black things so you
forget all sports you've ever watched it's going to be great it's going to be
just like living up
there except you're going to be down here that's all we have vitamin d
everything you could possibly
need and uh we have uh robot prostitutes and all the gold and all of that shit
and uh everybody else
upstairs above the ground uh fuck them um i think that that's what's going to
happen i think that's
the solution um and the only person to blame is god it's god's fault okay i'm
sick of him dishing
it off to the devil it's no dude you made all of these psychos you did you did
and they're they've
led us to this all right which is fine i get it it's like he wrote a script
there's a beginning
middle, and an end. All right, this is getting darker.