Name: Episode 158 Part 2 - Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Episode 158 Part 2 - Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-28. Transcript available.

Episode 158 Part 2 - Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island

Okay, we just had to turn the mics back on.
Breaking news, Jeffrey Epstein found injured in New York City jail cell after
possible suicide attempt.
Accused pedophile and wealthy Manhattan financier, Jeffrey Epstein was found
injured and in a fetal position inside his cell at New York City jail.
According to sources close to the investigation, Epstein, who is being held in
the Metropolitan Correction Center during his trial for conspiracy and sex
trafficking, was found semi-conscious with marks on his neck, two sources told
News 4.
Investigators are trying to piece together exactly what happened, saying the
details remain murky.
Two sources say that Epstein may have tried to hang himself, while a third
source cautioned that the injuries were not serious and questioned if Epstein
might be using it as a way to get a transfer.
A fourth source said an assault had not been ruled out that another inmate was
questioned.
That inmate was Nicholas Tartaglione.
Tartaglione was a former police officer in Westchester County who was arrested
in December 2016 and accused of killing four men in an alleged cocaine
distribution conspiracy,
then burying their bodies in his Otisville yard in Orange County.
Sources told News 4 investigators questioned Tartaglione and the former cop
claimed not to have seen anything and insisted that he did not touch Epstein.
The attorney for Tartaglione denied all the claims that his client attacked the
financier, saying his client and Epstein get along well.
They're in the same unit and doing well.
Epstein is now on suicide watch.
All right, Raymond.
Yeah.
I mean, so he's just in Jim Pop or something?
You would think they put it in protective custody.
Well, he's in the Metropolitan Correction Center, which is where El Chapo was.
Okay.
And it's downtown in New York.
And we walked by it when we shot that video because we went down to the court.
It's very close to the Southern District, the federal courthouse.
And that's where he's being kept.
Supposedly, it's more secure than Gitmo, although this, you know.
Well, I mean, you know, you know, I mean, this is what it's been said about it.
But they don't let you strap like electrodes to someone's balls there at a
certain point.
Well, or they do, and they just do it more efficiently than a Gitmo.
Right.
But apparently, it's a similar type of thing where a lot of these people are in
solitary for 23 hours a day or whatever.
I think that's kind of what it is.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
But for that one hour, they get along pretty well.
I guess.
I don't know.
You know, it's interesting.
You know, we were just talking about if you're a guy like Epstein, do you take
yourself out?
Well, here's the thing, because he is, you know, maybe more than I do at this
point, like this whole thing, he's kind of a scammer, right?
His whole thing has turned out to be his empire is kind of bullshit is a
financial thing.
Yeah.
He was given that $70 million townhouse in Manhattan by Les Wexner, who was the
head of Victoria's Secret.
Nobody really knows anybody that works at Jeffrey Epstein's hedge fund.
It's probably just some type of front or money laundering or whatever.
It's possible this is like a Madoff thing even.
Well, yeah, there was that article that he wasn't really a billionaire.
Right.
But no one's actually saying that the actual investments are like fucked, are
they?
Right.
Well, nobody knows.
Does anyone know any of the investors?
I think it's kind of just playing with house money.
The main thing that we hear about it was that apparently when people would be
like, oh, I want to get in on this.
He'd say a billion dollars or nothing.
You have to find a billion dollars and you can't get in.
Crazy.
But that was Madoff's move, basically.
Well, it was a billion, but it was something like that.
Right.
It was something like that.
Point is, this is a guy who's made a fake.
Can you imagine like he's a bunch of old Jews and I'm like, I lost all my money
with this.
Human trafficking racket.
This is ridiculous.
Human trafficking is not a stable business.
Where are we?
Come on.
This guy's got presidents fucking these kids.
And you're telling me my returns are fake?
Everyone needs bread.
Everyone needs milk.
Everyone needs a fucking kid.
I thought Warren Buffett.
Did you say about the bread route?
Yeah.
Of course.
Hey, everyone needs bread.
Warren Buffett's like, this is a blue chip.
This is a stock that grows.
Oh, he was talking about his cock, though.
This is a blue chip.
Yeah.
It's a blue chip.
Now, I don't know.
I think if I'm Epstein and I know that I could be killed or I know that.
Because, I mean, even with flipping, this guy's not seeing the outside of a
jail cell.
I would think not.
I mean, there's too much.
Maybe in 10 years when everyone stops caring.
But we'll get me too.
Me too, like, die down.
This will die down.
People will stop caring.
This is a little different.
I know.
This is a little different than, you know.
I have less faith in the people than you, I guess.
But the point is, you'll probably spend the rest of his life in jail.
But this is a guy who's basically, even if he wasn't, he didn't like, he's not
some guy who's like a talented artist or a talented businessman who feels like
once he can get out and in 10 years build a new business empire.
He scammed his way in and that only works once, really.
You can't go back to the well and make a new scam.
But there's a guy like this who's probably been on the inner circle for his
entire life and he's been privy to things and he's probably done things and
been privy to things that other people in power have done that are so wild.
There's a guy like this.
He just said, you know, and he's rotting in the Metropolitan Correction Center
in New York.
Does he have a psychic break where he goes like, what the fuck?
How did I how did this happen or is he like pragmatically almost going my life
will never be what it was?
The only thing we're never going to build it back.
So definitely.
Well, even if he built it with talent, you're never building it back.
Just this.
There's probably stories close.
I mean, look, this is.
Yeah.
I mean, this is it's bad.
It's you're not your your your only hope here is to flip in a way that gets you
some better deal, which how much better, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, look, first of all, does any prosecutor really want Clinton or Trump on
this?
I mean, sir, James Comey's daughter is part of the team that's prosecuting him,
which makes me think that the types of people that they're choosing are
establishment people.
The people that they're women, the people that pick in to prosecute me.
Yeah, she's on the team.
You know?
Yeah.
And I'm saying is like, I'm not even saying it in a cynical way of like, they're
not going to commit one on their own.
But like the it's look, this guy is universally prima at this point now seen as
a pedophile, a serial pedophile, a monster.
Do you really want to take a bite at the apple of bringing down a guy who, you
know, Clinton's a little bit diminished, but still what is it due to the
country if you saw those two guys or even one of them get tarred with this,
even to the extent that they're it's not it's they don't get convicted or there's
no jail.
But that it's it's it's it's so much so that like we have ex-presidents now in
the news, you know, being accused or potentially indicted.
The country becomes you, me and Nick Bryant.
Just fucking like that.
Really?
That's I mean, if people are wild, it's wild.
I mean, you heard that.
Remember that?
What a fun country.
Just like it's like when everyone had the knowledge because we've had the
knowledge.
Right.
We could have been wrong.
But we've had the knowledge in our heads that, like, you know, these guys are
doing this for a couple of years.
Is there a some type of massive like you look at late night TV, you look at
Jimmy Fallon, how he's like singing songs with Muppets and how he's playing
checkers with Cameron Diaz while the world burns.
Right.
And and, you know, certain people enjoy that.
Is there some just cognitive dissonance where like people just fly into a
fantasy world?
Well, look, Cosby's a rapist.
Yeah.
Uh, even though it shouldn't have required a new documentary, Michael Jackson
is now seen as a pedophile.
Right.
And one of the most beloved, probably like more beloved than Clinton ever was.
I know.
But there's something about an American president.
Sure.
No, it's I'm saying is and there seems to be very little ramifications of that
as far as like you would think there'd be some kind of, you know, elevation of
consciousness of like, you know, cynicism of like awareness of like.
Yeah, there's just forces that play that like are beyond just our petty
politics and no, it doesn't seem to have done any of that.
I mean, even without the Epstein thing, you know, and regardless of a lot of
the Trump stuff, but like even Trump with his own daughter is weird and people
just kind of like there's a lot of I think here's the thing.
A lot of people fuck kids.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people have been fucked as kids or molested.
Yeah.
And there's a enough of those people around that they kind of like what they
want a minute or not.
They go, yeah, we kind of this is just what it is.
It's like it's like they don't accept it and they're happy about it.
But this is not like the biggest.
It was a shock to me.
Yeah.
I didn't get fucked as a kid.
I was shocked.
I was shocked that I wasn't fucked because I was gorgeous.
You were good looking kids.
Great.
I was actually a cute kid.
If there was ever a time to fuck me, it was that but it's four.
I was very cute.
Well, that's speculative.
But there was every time to fuck me.
It was when I was younger.
Yeah, but the the thing that I look at here is like.
Are do you believe that there are people that are going Epstein's got to go?
I think that is very, very possible that the CIA or some parallel organization
on the same
level was you was possibly utilizing him as an asset, right?
You know, because he's in with all these people potentially.
And so, yeah, if those kind of people, let's just say Mossad was using them,
right?
They would easily.
They would absolutely kill him if they could.
Now, Ghislaine Maxwell, who's whose father, Robert Maxwell, other than being a
media mogul,
was, you know, in a biography and, you know, widely believed to have been, you
know,
and my six asset or whatever.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And his daughter was a different.
It's a different guy.
No, this is a different guy.
This is Lane.
Robert Maxwell.
Ghislaine.
Ghislaine Maxwell.
Right.
Right.
Her father.
Oh, she's the one that was like best friends with Chelsea Clinton for a while.
I don't know.
There was an article about that.
All I know is that she flew in the rarefied era of society that Epstein did not.
I mean, Epstein was a math teacher at Dalton, which is a very elite prep school.
Right.
But and he had some connections, but it's still a far cry from knowing world
leaders and presidents.
Yeah.
And also in those worlds, like he's still the help of that point.
Sure.
And exactly.
But Ghislaine Maxwell was the connector to that echelon of society for him.
Yeah.
And she was kind of a pimp.
She went out and recruited girls for him.
Right.
What?
What drives?
Because he is.
Yeah.
So she comes from this great background.
Oh, correct.
I get it.
It's like the other way around.
But like if he's purveying the girls for some guy who's like, you know, like if
it was
Maxwell himself.
Yeah.
Is that the thing?
Is Maxwell?
Was Maxwell fucking his daughter potentially?
And then and she's kind of, you know, sometimes it gets weird and they kind of.
I mean, if Epstein is getting girls for how deep and dark.
It goes is anyone's guess.
My point is like it's not so much that she's purveying for him.
Is he purveying?
If you're recruiting girls in their early teens.
Right.
To go have sex and you don't have a problem with it.
There's a very good chance that you were molested.
Right.
That you we