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#166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to tim dylan is going to hell this was originally
no what you
said tim dylan's going to hell oh fuck leave it like this ladies and gentlemen
i apologize i
apologize ladies and gentlemen welcome to the info wars podcast my name is tim
dylan
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fuck i'm blanking out welcome to our revisionist history those pretentious cunts
welcome to the monday morning podcast welcome to tinfoil hat it is a tim dylan
show folks the episode
was supposed to be a patreon episode we recorded a killer fucking episode and i
said you know what
we're gonna put it out uh for everybody we got another killer patreon episode
coming
so patreon people don't be um don't be miffed don't be small-minded and angry
at this
there should be more people subscribing to the patreon we got some really great
content on there and it's
only gonna get better we're also gonna change that ben i don't like that little
up top that i do about
the patreon every week yeah i i wanted to just feel a little different i it
feels too
so i'm gonna do another one where i i you know okay i just don't like it it
feels too
i don't know but i don't know it just feels like it feels like we're banging
people over the head
yeah you know what i mean yeah i know the people are stupid but we at least got
to show them a little
bit of respect while we try to get in there and take their money you know what
i mean we can't be too
we can't expect too much but we can't also expect too you know we gotta we
gotta go in there and really
figure out a way to get it get it from them you know um so this is a great
episode you'll enjoy it
it's gonna be it's an hour late already or two hours late and there's you're
gonna run your mouth
about it but really really shut the up think about it think about life and shut
the up goodbye
hi i'm timmy the trash can and i love trash popcorn boxes pots and candy wrappers
they all taste so good instead of throwing your trash on the floor won't you
please give it to me
thank you for considering your fellow patrons
all right we're recording yeah so no more of that right
ben sit down you're making everybody nervous standing around
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show patreon episode exclusively
for patreon members
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unlimited access to
the archives how many episodes do we have for the benjamin 145 145 archived
episodes stop asking for
the one where i talk about the ceo of nbc universal that one was destroyed you
don't get to hear that
they paid me three grand and they they held that money over my head and i took
that
down immediately to get paid but it's still a great deal get in now folks 20 a
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member you're the top tier no that is not a jewish conspiracy reference they
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it means it means that you support the show you have a little extra income not
only do you get all
the other members i mean you get all the other benefits you get all the other
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roth child member we give you other members we're selling slaves human
trafficking
no if you are a roth child member not only do you get all the benefits of the
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and even if you're not a citizen you can still join the patreon i don't give a
fuck how you got here uh we're joined today by kevin tinkin howdy kevin's a
comedian who lives in
los angeles california i appreciate you pronouncing it that way uh uh we're
joined by jay saver you
guys have a podcast too what is your podcast called brain jail brain jail it's
with this autistic man who's
twisting the knobs it's with ben and uh myself and jace i like a lot of people
to comment on my podcast
they don't get to like ben's the producer so they go this guy's horrible
they think he's part of the show and he just doesn't talk every episode he says
like two things
they don't get that he's producing the show it's clearly a one-man show they're
so mad at me for
distributing it to them on time and it sounds good it looks good and they want
to kill me also on my
show he has a weird voice like he doesn't talk the way he usually does he's
like if i'm like hey what
is the deal with this he goes like this is like wow it's like a weird yes you
do he's like actually
and it's like i don't even know why he doesn't talk normally he's prank calling
a hot girl he's been
stalking hey actually how are you he's like wow the other the other not half of
brain jail third 33rd and
yeah i'm probably 50 of like total poundage 50 of poundage on brain jail jace avery
generous hey
guys brother of ben avery raised in texas now residing here in los angeles california
what is brain jail about uh we talk about growing up like ex christian and then
just
do like a bunch of like mad and shane secret podcast type bits just making sure
we never have
a job in the industry okay yeah we started out the podcast being like this is
the summer we all get
canceled right we got to really just put it in the effort every week right you
know lots of lots of uh
what do they call that uh switching code code switching a lot of code switching
lots of a lot of
accents lots of accents do you feel do you feel ever nervous about what you say
on the podcast you ever
feel like you'll lose some of your endorsements absolutely you know you ever
feel is that your
worry yeah i mean zigzags has been you ever sit down we've been talking about
pulling out you ever sit
down with your team and they're just not happy about the direction things are
heading daily stormer's
been calling us about the ads yeah oh yeah i will say this about daily stormer
they do need better
content people you know what i mean from what i for the people that i know what
you've heard of
what i've heard 8chan is down now they know there's no more 8chan oh they took
it down
i think it's done where will ben post his manifestos now that 8chan is gone has
been right manifestos
no oh yeah i'll tell you this folks we were all troubled as teenagers to an
extent you know
everybody has that time in your life i never thought of shooting up my school i
never did
i never did and i was bullied yeah but i never thought i should shoot up the
school
it seems very indirect of how to uh like get past whatever if you got you know
bullied you know in
school and you kill everyone i used to fantasize about beating up everybody in
my school but never
shooting anybody but everybody like just walking no i literally have dreams
where i beat up everybody
at school and i'd wake up and feel pretty good i'm trying to think what my
revenge fantasies were
i think i just wanted to everybody who bullied me like everyone who bullied me
i was just god i want
to suck their dick yeah so it was like an interesting way to hate them like in
a consensual way
that word is so loaded
that's all the gay guys that are real crazy hard on the me too stuff it's
always interesting to me
because every gay bar is me too they're like louie took out his dick i'm like
every gay bar is people
exposing themselves to each other and grabbing each other yeah most gay bars it's
like a friendly now
everybody's like they're the moral majority dude drag queens used to be
hilarious they used to get up on
stage at 1am and on every race in the room i mean like now they're the moral
majority yeah yeah it's odd
it's like why are we you put balls in your mouth
why are you the moral majority what's the fun of being the moral majority who
wants that who wants
to be the church lady that's correcting the you know somebody's grammar yeah
you want to be rowdy
you want to be fun you want to have a good time life is too short stop holding
every grudge yeah people
uh it's hard to get scolded by someone in a wig too i always feel a little off
you know and
it just takes me out of it you know i agree with you i want to i want to learn
i'm here to listen
yeah you know but the the titties are falling out yeah there's there's a lot of
action going on dude
it should be fun you shouldn't be like what people don't understand about being
like a person that
doesn't live this mainstream life don't take the worst parts of the mainstream
and
incorporate them into your life yeah like being shitty being judgmental you
know being boring
don't do that yeah everybody wants the rights to be a piece of yeah and they're
like
you know i ever there that guy's able to be a piece of and like finally we're
gonna march
so that we can be a total piece of i'm glad i grew up in a place where my
parents and
my friends parents didn't care about us you know what i mean and rarely
pretended to i'm so grateful
now yes do i have issues with food yes was i fed poison yes was i ever taught
how to manage money no
was i prepared for college no was i prepared for life no was i prepared for
intimate relationships
sexually or emotionally no was i given any self-confidence no self-esteem no
support no was i
you know was i told you know was i told anything positive at any point in my
life no but that being
said we had a lot of fun yeah my parents and my friend's parents all wanted to
just have fun booze it
up eat it up eat it up and booze it up and that's childhood they weren't into
like oh we're gonna prepare
the kids for whatever they were into like let's get this party started yeah my
friend's mom barbara magoo
drinking the sangria that's a real smoking marby reds last name was magulahan
barb would you sit in the chair give me some sangria give me some reds
she would drive us around in her car hot box it with reds with kids his dad
smoked marlboro ultralights
like air very hot that was strange didn't even make sense why smoke but they
were fun yeah people
how's barbara doing now fine really doing good man listen they pick you know
you pickle yourself
you know they've probably toned it down you can't go hard forever you know it's
true i regret that i
wasn't a guy that could handle a pop a drink ben was not a guy that could
handle a drink nope
kind of do it you know and i regret that now you can have a cocktail i can have
a drink uh i can't
smoke a lot of weed right because i'll just it'll just be yeah kevin starts to
get crazy yeah i start
singing reggae and it's it gets real bad i started growing dreadlocks so it's
just cultural appropriation
all over i the moment i started smoking weed literally you just become a jamaican
i become a
jamaican yeah get these foggots out of here
you're a body boy it's like oh all right yeah well that seems interesting yeah
no idea it just gets to a point where i'm just i stay in my room for like six
days yeah and i just
i just obsess on you just go and start you just start fights in check cashing
places
a hundred percent i don't even go there to catch a check you start trying to
check the cash checks
that don't exist yeah do you know how many check cashing places i was in
because i was a cocaine
addict do you know how many cash check cashing places you just see somebody
shout through the
bulletproof glass window at somebody else and go this is not a check you're
trying to cash something
that isn't a check you drew this i know it has a denomination of money on it
but they would show up with
like something that said like you're going to get this money soon or you owe
this money they didn't
like and the people at the check cashing place would have to be like 