Name: #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '#174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-11-17. Transcript available.

#174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show

Hi, I'm Timmy the Trash Can, and I love trash.
Popcorn boxes, cups, and candy wrappers, mmm, they all taste so good.
Instead of throwing your trash on the floor, won't you please give it to me?
Thank you for considering your fellow patrons.
Welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, everybody.
We are here in Dallas, Texas, and we've got Brendan Schaub.
Coming up, we had a lot of fun talking to him.
He was in town doing the Addison Improv.
Joe Rogan was in town doing the American Airlines Center in downtown Dallas.
And Tony Hinchcliffe was in town opening for Joe.
So we had a lot of West Coast people invading the Dallas-Fort Worth area, the
Metroplex, as they call it.
But when I, you know, Schaub was staying at a really nice hotel, right down by
where Kennedy, JFK, committed suicide in the middle of the road.
So I saw that.
They have an ex, nice and fun and real creepy, on the street where he got whacked.
And you, you, you, you, you know.
And then last night I was at the early show.
The early show was real drunk.
I mean, they were good.
They were decent.
They were fun, but they were real drunk.
And you get the feeling, I'm like, these motherfuckers would kill Kennedy all
over again.
They'd kill him again.
You just, you just get the vibe that these people would, would fucking shoot
that guy in the head again.
That nothing has really changed.
Nada.
Nothing's really changed.
They would just go in.
These fuckers would go in and get rid of that guy.
ASAP.
No, no questions asked.
You get that feeling here.
When you walk around Texas, you get the feeling like if there was ever a place
for a coup in this country, it's gonna be here.
It's gonna be here.
And it was.
Like, if there's ever a place to get rid of the guy that says, maybe we should
stop, like, you know, lifting fucking uranium from the Amazon.
And maybe the CIA shouldn't be in a facto double government.
Like, if there was ever a place to shoot that guy in the head in front of his
wife, it was, it's here.
And you get that by the audiences.
You're like, oh, yeah, you guys are, you guys are down.
You guys are with it.
There will be video for Shaub.
I know many of you complained about the video.
Here's why we don't give a fuck about YouTube anymore.
And we're doing YouTube as a way to make the experience better for everybody.
We like being on camera.
We like the video.
But the reality is YouTube is over.
It's done.
They're taking everybody's money.
They're not allowing people to monetize their channels.
Guys like David Dobrik, who have hundreds of millions of views, are talking
about that their ad revenue has been fucking cut.
So I have nothing compared to these people.
So a lot of the big YouTubers, guys like Logan Paul or whatever, they've
started podcasts, H3H3, because they're smart and they know that the ad revenue
is going to be made up for in podcasting.
YouTube is fucking done with small creators.
They're done.
They don't want independent creators.
They want, that's why when you go to YouTube and you, you know, YouTube Jeffrey
Epstein, the first five videos are MSNBC, CNN, and they all have 70 or 80,000
views.
No one gives a fuck.
But all of those corporate companies are now dominating YouTube, even though,
you know, Luke Rudowski, who's stuck on Epstein's Island video, has close to a
million views, which should have more, by the way.
But they're not promoting that in the same way that they're promoting the
corporate media videos.
And this is just the end of the road.
We knew it was going to happen.
They can deactivate your channel now if what you do isn't commercially viable.
In their new contract, when Ben uploads videos, they go, is this suitable for
children?
And if you say yes and it's not, they can sue you.
Obviously, nothing we do is suitable for children.
Everything is adult, comedic, you know, satirical videos and podcasts, none of
which are, you know, appropriate for children.
But this is what YouTube is now doing.
They are getting out of the business of small creators, what essentially built
them.
And they're getting into the business.
I mean, YouTube will be Netflix.
You guys can't go on Netflix.
Can't go on Netflix and start a channel.
And that's going to be what YouTube eventually is.
That's just what it is.
You know, there was probably some smoke-filled room at the Bilderberg
Conference or the Davos Conference
where a bunch of guys were like, we've had just about enough of this.
Technology has allowed people to go out there and truly ruffle the feathers of
billionaires
that haven't had those feathers ruffled for decades.
And I think in the beginning they tolerated it and it even helped them because
technology was just this
way that you could complain about things but not take any action.
So it was this simulation, essentially, this world that you could kind of just,
you know, participate in.
But those people, it was like, it was like, great, let them tweet.
Let them, let them, you know, talk to each other on Facebook.
Let them, let them vent all their grievances online.
We're never going to have to do with it.
Well, then what happened?
Online started to get a little too real.
You know, people like Donald Trump got elected.
Brexit, you know, happened.
All of these things that a lot of people, and I'm not saying these are good
things or bad things,
and I'm not saying that the people are all going to make the right choices all
the time anyway.
But empowering people is not on the agenda of the elites.
This is just not part of the thing.
They want people to feel empowered and not be empowered.
They want you to feel good, but they don't want you to have the power to really
do anything,
certainly not upset the world order that they've really created.
So somewhere, there was a smoke-filled room in Davos, and they were going, you
know, this has been cute.
This has been fun.
We've allowed them to have a little bit of fun, but now it's time to rein it in.
Now it's time to shut it down.
Now it's time to basically hand the internet over to the corporations that we
handed television over to.
And these fuckers aren't stupid.
They know TV's eventually done.
So what do you think?
All these massive media corporations are not going to come in and suck the
money out of the internet?
Now that's what they're going to do.
The internet for a long time was just freewheeling, wild west.
You could do what you wanted.
You could start a channel.
You could go viral.
You could get views.
You could build an audience.
You could monetize it.
Goodbye.
That is over.
They're done with that.
And I truly believe we're maybe the last generation of people to find ways.
I'm not saying that no one will ever find ways to monetize content again.
They will.
It's the reality of what it is.
It's human nature.
This is where a lot of people are now making a living.
But, you know, right now it's going to be tough.
So when all you fuckers complain,
I want the video.
I want the video.
Shut up.
You're lucky you get anything.
This channel could go goodbye really soon.
And by the way, channels with 500,000 subscribers, 1 million subscribers, 10
million,
they can be wiped off YouTube if they're not quote unquote commercially viable
and if they're not making YouTube enough money.
And I think it really goes back to the idea that people in power are not really
thrilled with the idea that you can create a channel on YouTube that gets more
views than the nightly news.
That means that they are losing the power and they're losing control of what
you are watching and what you are listening to.
That is not in their plan.
They do not like that.
And I guarantee there was some meeting somewhere on one of these big
conferences where they basically said, you know what?
This has been a fun little experiment.
We've enjoyed this.
We've collected a lot of data.
We've learned a lot of things.
But now it's time for the adults to reenter the room and carve up this space.
This is just what it is.
It's what's happening.
Right now, the only freedom left is podcasting, which just like radio has
always been an auditory format where you basically put your words out there for
people to listen to.
That is probably all that's going to be left.
Because once you subscribe to my podcast for now, by the way, until they find a
way to fucking change this, because Apple already has technology that is transcribing
all of the podcasts that are happening and they're going back, they're backlogging
and transcribing podcasts that have already happened.
Why are they doing that?
I don't know.
But that's not a great sign.
I don't necessarily love that.
And I don't know if they're going to say, well, you said these three words in
this combination and that means you're out.
You're getting a strike, three strikes and you're gone.
I don't know.
But I will tell you this.
As of right now, because all you have to do is hit subscribe on a podcast feed,
this is the only thing that they can really take.
And by the way, this is hard to even complain about because if you complain
about this stuff, people think you're a Nazi because those are the people that
are getting thrown the fuck off.
So if you're like, I got deplatformed, people are like, well, what are you
talking about?
What are you talking about on there?
It's a hard thing to complain about.
It's actually one of those things where if you publicly vent or complain to
somebody that you're getting deplatformed off social media, they're like, well,
what are you doing?
Talking about the shapes of skulls?
What are you using your YouTube channel for?
It's like, no, I'm dressing up like Ghislaine Maxwell at an In-N-Out.
I'm dressing up like Meghan McCain, but it's still, you know, you're still, you
feel weird talking about it because people think you're some lunatic that's
trying to start a race war when in fact you're just fucking making people laugh.
But the problem is they don't want to differentiate people that are actually,
you know, trying, and I'm sure there are people out there 100% that are using
YouTube to recruit people into violent groups and whatever.
We know that that's happening, but what they're going to do is just get rid of
everybody that's even the least bit controversial.
That's just what's going to happen, and it's hard to complain about.
I mean, I can complain on my show about it, and I can talk to people that are
aware of what's going on about it, but the general public doesn't care.
This is my point.
The general public doesn't give a fuck.
They don't make really money off YouTube, and if you start complaining that you're
de-platform, they think you're crazy and you're doing something wrong.
It's just the way it is.
They don't care.
People love authority.
This is what people are into.
People are like, well, I'm sure you did something.
Like, they don't necessarily, they're not siding with you, and I get it because
every now and then there are people that shouldn't be on these things doing
crazy stuff, you know?
But that's the thing.
That's the future.
The future is going to be you click subscribe on the podcast.
You're subscribed to the podcast.
That is great.
Until that changes and until they can start fucking with that algorithm, and
God only knows, and I hope they don't, but that's going to be the last thing
that's left pretty much for everybody.
YouTube channels are going to appear and disappear at the discretion of YouTube.
I don't put a lot of videos on Instagram anymore.
People ask me, I just made a fun Disney video.
You know, about some psychopath.
And by the way, enough with the Disney Plus.
Fuck off.
Enough.
Grow up.
How many times do you need to watch fucking Captain America over and over again?
Grow the fuck up.
I understand that it's probably a good service, whatever, especially if you
have kids or whatnot, and you want to introduce them to the, you know, movies
that they may not have seen.
It's all in your living room.
But if you're an adult without any children and you're really excited about
Disney Plus, you should be in jail.
Okay?
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