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#226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen that's a little too aggressive you know
ladies ladies lady i want to get like i want to come in from here and just kind
of right
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show we are here two weeks out
before thanks
giving i got fat again i was thin on the alex jones podcast i got fat again at
trader joe's
you don't know how it happened it always sneaks up on you as my boomer father
would say every time
you turn around he's just talking to him about corona i was just on the phone
he goes you know
every time you turn around he just doesn't fully articulate thoughts anymore he
just goes every
time you turn around you can't get ahead they're always they're always coming
after you i'm not
trying to get in any trouble every time you turn around every time you turn
around he could wake up
in the middle of the night see his wife getting brutally raped and having a
throat cut and he'd go
every time you turn around every time you turn around well there goes that
youtube monetization
in the first minute i said the r word not good trader joe's makes you feel fat
because trader joe's you
get aggressively you get like confidently facts there's a lot of fat women
walking with their fupas
and biden one so it's fucking biden bonbon day it's like get the cakes get the
ice cream they're like
you don't tell me bitch and they got their pusses out and their fat front puss
the fupa right yeah
fupa so they got the fupas out and they're like that's right bitch and then i
start to look at them
and i'm like yes bitch and i start grabbing things and i start just putting
stuff in the cart and
they're putting in and they're like are you getting that wine cranberry ticket
salad and i'm like yes
and everybody's just fucking just waddling down the rows of trader joe's like
just putting fucking french
vanilla ice cream in their ass and because biden won and everybody's like you
don't tell me what's
pretty so i got a little out of control and i got a loaf of french bread bread
and butter is so good
it's one of the things that's really good you can just eat it we have whitney
webb coming up by the way
it's not all about bread we do have the great whitney webb she's on the program
and adderall i'm kidding
but she is very she's very you ask her one question she just goes you know she's
just like well the
interesting thing about the freedom of information request that eric schmidt
who is the head of google
the nsa and darpa and the dea and it's like whoa smoke a joint before you fire
that one up
but she's always got great information you know terrifying interesting it's
gonna
these things are kind of gonna happen probably you know i mean alex jones was
talking about some of it
on rogan the future is not going to be human whatever i can't get things upset
about that
it's interesting and i'm i'm not thrilled with it but i can't get too upset
about because i
know that i'm not going to see a lot of it probably you know this you know yes
we're going to merge with
ai at some point but i won't they're not going to merge me with ai they're
going to be like you will
die on your own i'm not wasting anything on you imagine they merge ray comp
with ai it's like
listen like what like they just called me they're going to make me and win a
robot they're going to
make me into a robot listen to me i'm going to be ai are you he was supposed to
come out in december just
got a promotion at his job so congratulations to raymond kump he is a king
finally being treated
like a king the creek in the cave in long island city closed it's where i
really started my comedy
career it was a mexican restaurant did it serve expired food perhaps
did it did they know how to melt cheese not really you'd think that would be a
prerequisite
for a mexican restaurant melting cheese but that's okay it was about comedy a
lot of great comedians
came out of there not really but some donald glover went there once so they
just say donald glover
he was like just stopped in there once rebecca trent the owner loved comedy and
we appreciate her she
allowed comedians to go in there and get better at comedy and then the big brouhaha
happened when the
leaders of skanks podcast my friends lewis j gomez dave smith big j okerson
booked milo ianopolis to
appear on the program uh last year and the comedy community in new york threw a
fit and they threw
this woman rebecca trent under the bus big time now this woman and i knew her
she had thanksgivings
every year and christmases for people that did not have the money to fly home
to their families comics
that had moved to new york city or people that just didn't have families to fly
home to she had
christmases for them she raised money for several comics that had cancer she
allowed certain comics to
like almost basically live at the creek in the cave that didn't have a place to
live
and then everybody decided that all of that didn't really mean that she wasn't
a nazi
they went right at her they said well this woman yes she's fed us and let us
stay here and given us a
place to do comedy but a podcast at her venue booked a gay conservative troll
so this woman as you know
she's a part of the german bund i guess i don't know but it was a split in the
comedy community
um between the comics that were like hey respect the right of artists to do
whatever they want
and the comics that were like she's a nazi and i don't like nazis nazis are bad
so there was that very reasonable rational discourse that was had between
people that were like well
we're respecting the right of a podcast to have on a guest that is
controversial
and then on the other side people that were like are you gonna put people in
gas chambers hitler
you're like well no it was just gonna let a guy who lost his entire career
appear in the basement of
a mexican restaurant on the legion of skanks podcast uh a guy who had lost a
book deal when it lost all
the spots on fox news you would have imagined that this would be the kind of
justice you people wanted
right i mean he's literally sitting there as they fry fucking tortillas and he's
got to make a
point about globalism okay well he he has to step on guacamole
he's a nazi and she's a nazi and you're a nazi that's gonna be the musical
about this era
nazis here nazis there nazis everywhere these people think it's like the sound
of music except
in that era there were actual nazis everywhere now it's like everybody's like
so she never fully
recovered from that her image in the community not to people like me we dig her
but the looney tunes now
the problem is when you own a comedy venue many of the people that that go
there are looney tunes
they're maniacal so when you uh fall on the wrong side of crazy town those
people are angry at you
and that hurts your business because they say that you are supporting hate
speech
and they had anthony kumia on and people went nuts about that and ba ba and
unfortunately this woman
never and she called me and i spoke to her about it and i said listen lewis
called me i remember i was
outside of my apartment in queens lewis goes is this guy really that bad is milo
that bad i go i don't
really think it's it's that big of a deal but i said then again you're asking
me but i i i don't
think it's that big of a deal um that's me but she called me and she goes what
am i doing am i doing
the right thing here i said i think you are i don't think it will end with milo
yiannopoulos i think if
you would allow um people to shut down a controversial guest on a podcast this
doesn't stop with that guy
it just won't and and she you know agreed with me and our business is closed
that's sad but i think it was a it's the corona lockdown but part of it is that
there's a mind
virus that's eating the minds of many people that you knew and that you were
friends with and
biden's win will not cure them by the way uh it will not cure them
and you know i feel bad for her because i think that was this weird turning
point
where the people that she had supported and the people that she had also just
learn how to melt
cheese but the people that she had supported and the and the people that she
had gone to bat for
did not really go to bat for her i did i was on social media you know bringing
it up saying this
woman all she's done is trying to help comedians but what are you gonna do you
know i'm trying to
throw this friendsgiving we got to wait till monday and see if newsom's gonna
come out with more
regulations is newsom gonna shut us down i got covet tests for people we're
doing it outside we got heat
lamps i just don't know i don't know i'm waiting for the for the other shoe to
drop i'm waiting for
newsom on monday morgue i could have it in in deference well no that's not the
right word right
you could have what i said in deference that means in support oh right right
right in spite of newsom
there you go i could have it in spite of newsom and just say him and i could
get arrested at a
friendsgiving i was gonna have a wheel of pasta where they make the you know
they make the pasta in the
wheel i can't have that now on my own what if they don't have it and i don't
cancel the caterers
and then they show up and i'm just sitting there and i go toss it again i've
eaten like three they're
like this is unhealthy i'm like toss it again please i don't know it's gonna be
like that scene monty
python at the end where that guy's just eating and eating and blowing up but
the menu's great
i mean we got a menu of food here you don't even want i mean you go your mother
we got maniscalco's guy you know the guy that sebastian maniscalco makes egg
plant with
i love sebastian he's a he's levity in a time where everyone's talking about
corona and the civil war
and sebastian's you know you know sometimes you know you gotta have a sauce you
know
are you embarrassed with the ragu and the prego you take the you take the onion
and the garlic
and you put it you know and outside just you know just bombs going on but you
need you need levity
you need people to focus on tomato sauce and garlic and stuff but you do not
saying anything negative
i believe you do i believe that you can't have everyone be me yeah somebody's
got to come in there
and go you ever had the could the almond cookie you ever had who's this guy george
floyd what are people
doing why is everybody screaming what is everybody screaming about
who brianna taylor what's brianna's you mean briani the suits i love those they're
suits they fit
their custom suits brianna what are we done what are we done here you need that
you need somebody to
come in and go let's talk about pine nuts let's talk it's true yes i know let's
talk about pesto now
yeah i can't be yelling all the goddamn time about nazis and people trying to
kill you and transhumanism and
and veal you need somebody to come in so i got his guy who's gonna be doing
real great food tossing
you know pasta in a thing and i just don't know if we're gonna if gavin newsom's
gonna
shut it down because you know he's a miserable prick i'm kidding i know that
there's health concerns but
let it happen what if there was a party called the let it happen like the like
a movement called let
it happen let it rip let corona rip be stronger on the other side by the way
new york city is
just the kids got to go back from school on monday how great is that you're you're
you're disgusting
children are back in your house you got rid of them and you sent them into the
new york city public
school system to learn how to do drugs and then you get them back in the house
on monday you got to deal
with that how was school good we learned how to put on condoms great well
welcome back you could go put
one on in your room dry i mean i don't know what the plan is here but i just
you know to a certain
point now i don't want to do the police take me out of my own home as i'm like
holding a cheese wheel of
pasta is that what has to happen for freedom i mean yes or yes do i have to
fight a cop in the doorway of
my house with pumpkin ravio